Another Indiana Jones movie coming

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  1. timo

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    welp, I'm down a Ugandan cinema rabbit hole


    they got a hype man during the entire movie!
     
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  2. lazy bum

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    He also apparently didn’t bathe the whole time to stay in character and was unbearable to be in that tank with.
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    I must have been hammered by the end of Crystal Skulls, because I don't remember the aliens. I remember the monkeys.

    I may have drank too much in those days.
     
  4. Ray McKigney

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    Think I’m going to watch an Indians Jones movie tonight guys
     
  5. fattus

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    I jerked it to Kate Capshaw so much.
     
  6. southlick

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    fake trailer
     
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  7. CaneKnight

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    Tells me nothing
     
  8. lazy bum

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    it's not the actual trailer. Screen Culture puts together fake trailers from the actors' previous films. It's infuriating.
     
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  9. southlick

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    Try this one

     
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  10. CaneKnight

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    Meh

    I'll watch for free but they won't be getting a dime from me. Like damn near every movie I've been watching lately
     
  11. IHHH

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    i forgot about this thread and thought it was new, I reliked that post and saw that I had already liked it. I wish it could count for two likes
     
  12. bro

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  13. Fidelio

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    I'll take a BJ if you're in a giving mood
     
  14. WhiskeyDelta

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    Weird that PWB is in a Han Solo movie and an Indiana Jones movie.
     
  15. IHHH

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    I think you deserve it but I have a few questions before I definitely say yes, how big is it? When was the last time you washed it? Are you trimmed?
     
  16. Fidelio

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    yes
     
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  17. IHHH

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    On my way

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  18. GrizzliesDrew

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    “I don’t believe in magic.”

    UMMMMM, MOTHER FUCKER YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANET THAT SHOULD. You have seen a box melt faces, glowing rocks grow crops, a man remove a heart from a chest and then still live, a 900 year old man, and a cup that heals or insta-skeletons you. And fucking aliens.
     
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  19. portlandspartan

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    My heart could not take this movie being bad
     
  20. Jake Barnes

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    Better stock up on Bayer then
     
  21. Artoo

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    Looks enjoyable to me. I'm in
     
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  22. Detlef Schrempf

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    I mean if you survives Crystal Skull, there’s no way this is that bad right? Right?
     
  23. portlandspartan

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    I was a much younger man
     
  24. Bishop

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  25. Shinzon

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    I have a feeling this will be The Matrix Resurrections bad. Harrison Ford needs to stick with Shrinking and retire from the hero movies. He’s more enjoyable in that show than anything he’s done in a long time.
     
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  26. laxjoe

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    A disturbing lack of Shia in this movie
     
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  27. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Dial of Destiny is a shitty name
     
  28. Biff Bridges

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    It's gonna be terrible. And I can't wait.
     
  29. DirtBall

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    It’s going to be amazing
     
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  30. ARSENAL

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    Might’ve missed this from the last Indy movie I watched once when it came out. Is it known who her father is that was mentioned?

    also, looks great. I love Indy vs. the Nazi’s again
     
  31. LuPoor

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    We can only hope, as Resurrections was in fact quite good
     
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  32. Shinzon

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    There were some good moments and interesting concepts. But it felt like an overly-meta, member-berry/nostalgia-bait money grab. And the franchise would be better off without it. :idk:
     
  33. WC

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    He’s so good in Shrinking. Was not expecting it when I fired up the show.
     
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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He’s good in 1923 as well.
     
  35. DuckD

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    Finally watched the new movie last night. I actually enjoyed it. I don't think I've watched the 4th movie again since seeing it in the theaters, it was so bad. I will definitely watch this one again.
     
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  36. Tarpon Nole

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    I watched it last week. I enjoyed it

    the spear wasn’t actually fake, right? It was made out of the wreckage and looked modern because it was made out of modern materials left behind in Syracuse?
     
  37. paulski

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    Yeah, it was a LOT better than I was expecting too. Still only 4th best in the franchise, but it's a reasonably high bar. Loved the way they ended it too, but I would also have been fine with the alternative ending they were hinting at.
     
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  38. DuckD

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    I assumed it was actually fake, but maybe?
     
  39. WhiskeyDelta

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    I'd put it above ToD because less racist and less Short Round and less Hysterical Woman, plus more PWB and more Nazi punching.
     
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  40. Biff Bridges

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    Bought it and watched it last night. First watch was enjoyable and I'm excited to pick up on a few more easter eggs on rewatches.

    Last Crusade
    Raiders
    Dial of Destiny
    Crystal Skull
    Temple
     
  41. LuPoor

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    That is a spicy set of rankings
     
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  42. Detlef Schrempf

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    Raiders is objectively a better movie, but I think I enjoy Last Crusade more personally.
     
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  43. Biff Bridges

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    I'm a spicy guy. Focused mostly on re-watchability.
     
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  44. ARSENAL

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    I’m a Temple of Doom hater myself. I get it.
     
  45. portlandspartan

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    Last Crusade is my #1. It’s so fun.
     
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  46. Bo Pelinis

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    Crystal Skull is dogshit man come on
     
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  47. Biff Bridges

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    Agreed.
     
  48. DirtBall

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    Raiders and Last Crusade are the clear 1-2. Haven’t seen the new one yet, I assume it’ll be on Disney+ soon. I saw Crystal Skull once and vowed never to watch it again so it has to be on bottom.
     
  49. Detlef Schrempf

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    I rewatched CS once thinking it couldn’t be as bad as I remembered it being. It was.
     
  50. roggins

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    Raiders and Last Crusade


    Temple, hey Kate's got nice tits


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    The Shia one is unwatchable. The nuke scene is cool and then it is just a dumpster fire.