Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. dallasdawg

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    and you don’t exactly have a qb that would make brown or obj happy, let alone both of them
     
  2. Arkadin

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    Carr is plenty good enough. We were dynamic as fuck a few years back with worse playmakers. Just need to protect, which we can't do, and not be super boring offensively
     
  3. Tony Ray Bans

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    I dont know if OBJ or AB have it in them to be a #2 even on paper
     
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  4. Soup

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    How long do you think a rebuild should take?
     
  5. BudKilmer

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  6. Arkadin

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    From having literally nothing league average outside of a qb, RG, Center, one DT, SS, and a corner and a 3rd corner? It takes at least 3 years. At least. And that's with stellar drafting and personnel management
     
  7. Soup

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    Okay they’re this bad iyo, then why is it a big deal they got AB. They didn’t give anything up of value really and they’ll still be bad enough to rebuild in your opinion.
     
  8. Arkadin

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    I've explained this to you already. It illustrates what I've been saying since the draft. He has no clue what he's doing personnel wise. People act like he was tanking last year for a better pick. He was not. He's just not good at his job. It's not like theyre tearing it down to get better, he actually thinks they're good
     
  9. Arkadin

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    He isn't rebuilding, which is the problem with this rebuild
     
  10. lfriend

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    Yes. Next as in the Raiders will sign him.
     
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  11. bertwing

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  12. Clown Baby

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    Can’t have Penis envy if we don’t have penises
     
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  13. Jack Parkman

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  14. mmm

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    100% staged.
     
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  15. juice

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  16. JohnLocke

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    He really is awful
     
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  17. dathalfnukkahd

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    He is a really insecure man
     
  18. Mix

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    This is going to be such a disaster with Gruden.
     
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  19. JohnLocke

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    He's going to go scorched earth when there is inevitably a few games where Carr checks down the majority of the game
     
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  20. miles

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    AB is a baby
     
  21. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He’s an asshole
     
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  22. devine

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  23. Goose

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    Does AB have some sort of personality disorder?
     
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  24. Cheshire Bridge

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    Kevin Durant tier
     
  25. —

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    The Burfict hit did this.


    Now they are teammates


    Crazy.


    Also holy fuck I just realized they are teammates :roll: :roll: :roll: good luck with that Gruden :roll:
     
  26. Goose

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    Good
     
  27. juice

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    He tweeted this an hour before the juju shot.

    Guy has the emotional maturity of a twelve year old girl.
     
  28. devine

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    Guys I think he has CTE
     
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  29. dump

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    he’s not wrong
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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  31. Wu

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    I’m all for more WWE style feuds in sports.
     
  32. dump

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  33. dump

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  34. Andy Reocho

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    Makes AB look like even more of a fool :twocents:
     
  35. JohnLocke

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    What is going on in this guys head to think that this makes him look good
     
  36. Andy Reocho

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    CTE
     
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  37. mc415

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    What the fuck is AB thinking that was some kind of burn on Juju? Just makes AB look like a bigger douche
     
  38. Goose

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    Antonio doesn’t strike me as someone with high intelligence
     
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  39. TDCD

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    I’m confused. Is the joke that he screenshotted a DM and posted it for all to see?
     
  40. —

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    Wow got emmm!
     
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  41. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Sorry, are we still talking about the blonde mustache? Haha
     
  42. Nizz

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    AB is the new Kanye
     
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  43. —

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    Kanye isn’t mean, AB is.
     
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  44. Sir Phobos

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    Both are mentally ill, though.
     
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  45. G46

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    I think there is something to the burfict hit/cte causing this behavior.

    I had a friend in hs that got into a really bad car accident, he fucked up his head real good and almost died.

    He fully recovered physically, but mentally he went off the reservation and has been in and out of hospitals/jail since.

    He was always a little quirky, and used drugs recreationally, but we all think it was the head injury that fucked him up.
     
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  46. Jigga

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    There’s always the playoffs
     
  47. Gunners

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    Had a couple pretty minor head injuries and it's something, it's like your brain resets and you have to get used to everything again. Everything is just off and it's fucking weird and scary at times, my sleep was particularly fucked up for a while.
     
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  48. OZ

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    Absolutely could be, he appeared to be humble and as well-grounded as they came when he came into the league.
     
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  49. Mix

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    Ok I was wrong, the AB trade was smart. I used to love the dude but fuck off with this bullshit.
     
  50. Goose

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    I would like to accept the credit for Burfict causing his downfall.

    :blessed: