Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. Mix

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    Dude needs some serious mental health help. This isn't going to end well.

    But its funny that he pulls up his bank account in team meetings.
     
  2. Bricktop the white

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    Make him wear Fred Biletnikoff's old helmet
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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    I don’t trust em
     
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  4. Houndster

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    I bet his feet are permanently fucked and this is how he’s handling the news
     
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  6. Arkadin

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    Raiders beat writers say feet are "considered a non issue moving forward"
     
  7. MtOread

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    It’s a shame we won’t be able to see Gruden’s reactions to all of this coming out, because it’d be fucking hilarious.
     
  8. MtOread

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    The Renfrowaissance is looking like it is going to happen sooner than anticipated.
     
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  9. Fecta23

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    I mean, they are on Hard Knocks...so maybe we will?
     
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  10. BudKilmer

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    Please let there exist video of him spray painting an old Steelers helmet :laugh:
     
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  11. Goose

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    That’s what he wants them to think :warn:
     
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  12. Arkadin

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    I think an injury would be better for him money wise than a helmet fit
     
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  13. Goose

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    Didn’t the foot injury occur because he didn’t wear the proper socks or something. Mr. Brown doesn’t strike me as the type of guy to admit he’s wrong about something
     
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  14. Goose

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    That said him quitting over the helmet is pretty AB
     
  15. Arkadin

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    Yes, but I believe a training and rehabilitation accident would provide him with a lot more money than just quitting the sport
     
  16. Mix

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    Have the Raiders given him any money yet?
     
  17. Arkadin

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    Something like a million or so I believe. Not much
     
  18. GrizzliesDrew

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  19. Tobias

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    ok but hear me out maybe he’s mentally ill and needs professional help
     
  20. Bruce Wayne

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    Wow who could’ve seen this situation not work out well
     
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  21. Eraser

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    What an informative tweet
     
  22. devine

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    Great tweet thanks benjamin
     
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  23. devine

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    You would think of all people he’d be the most sympathetic towards people falling for someone mentally ill
     
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  24. JohnLocke

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    I'm ready for the glorious trainwreck all year
     
  25. Thizzelle Washington

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    Not even 20 hours after mark davis called the a’s dysfunctional:loldog:
     
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  26. Arkadin

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    AB won't do anything besides make the team better. I'd rather he retire over the helmet
     
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  27. miles

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    It's seeming this offseason that if there's anyone in the league that needs a newer, safer helmet it would be him.
     
  28. spagett

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    Pretty sure he had an incredibly unstable childhood

    I don't know if professionals can fix the damage done by something like that
     
  29. Cheshire Bridge

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    Nuk Hopkins : best receiver in the NFL.
     
  30. PSU12

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    Very happy the Steelers got rid of him
     
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  31. Jack Parkman

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  32. Joe_Pesci

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    Somehow this tag didnt make it into my notifications

    But fuck that guy
     
  33. HoosDaMan

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    Other than the last year or 2, I don’t remember AB being known for anything other than being an awesome football player.
     
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  35. bro

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    Too bad he spurned Buffalo
     
  36. GrizzliesDrew

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  37. Jack Parkman

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  38. Cheshire Bridge

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    Wow. So, the coaching staff didn't want him
     
  39. Todd Bonzales

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    This dude needs some help.
     
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  40. JohnLocke

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    Antonio is morphing into Florida Man
     
  41. southside

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    AB is such a dweeb.
     
  42. Joe_Pesci

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    Since most people are somewhere around 30, the helmet he wants to swear is the Schutt one with the super stiff pad in the front that spans your entire forehead, which predates the Revolution, Schutt DNA, etc.

    The one that feels like your head has to reshape in order to wear it for more than an hour the first time you put it on. Then eventually you either get used to it or your head actually does get reshaped.
     
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  43. lfriend

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    AB isn't quitting over a helmet, although the idea of him taking an old helmet and painting it to pass off as a Raiders one is hilarious.

    I want to see that helmet.
     
  44. Cheshire Bridge

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    Remarkable talent. Horrible people
     
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  45. Goose

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  46. GrizzliesDrew

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  47. mmm

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    Please take this opportunity to remind yourself that Ben R. was the actual problem in Pittsburgh. Thank you.
     
  48. theregionsitter

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    Chad Johnson flaming out in New England was something I still can’t believe
     
  49. Fudd

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    Yo, this guy fucking sucks.
     
  50. GrizzliesDrew

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