Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. ono

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    Tomorrow I'm going to start getting my dad's car painting gear ready to go, a few copies of AB's helmet and some chiefs decals ordered. Let's do this. At least before our best receiver RKOs his child.
     
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  2. og

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    This is a shocking development
     
  3. Andy Reocho

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    The dumbest part is Schutt offers a damn near identical helmet to what he wears, that is in the NFL's "legal" range
     
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  4. Detlef Schrempf

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    AB is one of the bigger idiots currently walking the face of the planet.
     
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  5. Arkadin

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    Lol

    Y'all some weird people man.
     
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  6. devine

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    This twitter account sucks so bad


     
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  7. Jack Parkman

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  8. DUCKMOUTH

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    Probably just doesn’t want to participate in camp. He’ll come around in time for season
     
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  9. juice

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  10. Jack Parkman

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  11. Han Solo

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    I think this had a lot to do with it. Plus AB likes drama, even if it’s manufactured.

    He’ll still play all season, have 90 catches for 1,200 yds and 8 TD’s and make the Pro Bowl while on a 6-10 team.
     
  12. Jack Parkman

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  13. MG2

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    So the next stage of this debacle will be Brown returning to the field, faking a concussion the first time he's hit, and thinking he can leverage that into using his old helmet.
     
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  14. NP13

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    Good luck with that Antonio
     
  15. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  16. Stagger Lee

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    His account is pretty funny imo.
     
  17. southlick

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  18. Josey Wales

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    What a weird fucking mole hill to make a mountain of and die on.
     
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  19. Andy Reocho

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    Just wear the damn Schutt Q10 Antonio.
     
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  20. bertwing

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    Send him one imo
     
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  21. killerwvu

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  22. Detlef Schrempf

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    Good for Mayock.
     
  23. bro

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    good for him... except he traded for him and this still falls on him if it blows up.
     
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  24. southlick

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  25. Cheshire Bridge

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    Exactly. They knew they we're trading a lot for a big 3 year old that's really good when he wants to be.
     
  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    For the price they paid it’s a risk worth taking.
     
  27. MrOutlaw

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    All he is doing is skipping preseason. He’ll be fine come game one and be a top 3 WR in the league again.
     
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  28. Han Solo

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  29. Jack Parkman

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    AB this offseason seems like the type of guy who will take this statement from Mayock and do the opposite of what Mayock wants
     
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  31. Gritty Badger

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    This is now TO shirtless doing sit-ups in the driveway crazy.
     
  32. War Grundle

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    WR’s gonna WR
     
  33. Shinzon

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    But AB would be bouncing his head off the concrete each rep while claiming he doesn’t need an NFL approved helmet.
     
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  34. IHHH

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    And sue the nfl 5 years from now
     
  35. HotMic

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  36. John McGuirk

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    Does anyone think AB is just going Allen Iverson in everyone and just doesn’t want to practice?
     
  37. Handcuffed

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    i didnt realize he went back to camp and then left again. that's hilarious.
     
  38. IHHH

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    The Steelers staff are masters at detecting cpe in a player before it affects his play
     
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  39. spagett

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    That Raiders second round pick might be pretty close to the Bears' 1st round pick
     
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  40. Mix

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    So he suited up for the preseason game, I assume didn't play, then left again?
     
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  41. backinblack23

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    Yes, the cool zone on the sideline isn't the same one he used in the past and he was warmer than usual, he is taking up his grievance with the league tomorrow.
     
  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Peter king retweeted and had to issue an apology :loldog:
     
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  43. devine

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    Lol again?
     
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  44. Han Solo

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    I absolutely think this is it. I just have a feeling this will all suddenly vanish come September 1st.
     
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  45. TDCD

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    Skipping preseason if he was still on Pitt wouldn’t seem like a big deal but new team, coach, qb etc. I highly doubt he’s able to seamlessly get up to speed if he doesn’t return until week 1
     
  46. Doc Louis

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    His dumbass is going to get Mike Mayock and Jon Gruden fired.

    Beginning to wonder if he showed up to camp out of shape and has been hiding it.
     
  47. Doc Louis

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    No he won't.
     
  48. BWC

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    Call me crazy, but being the GM and HC of the Oakland Raiders is probably what's going to get them fired
     
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  49. Gaknight

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    Have you seen Gruden’s contract?