Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. D. Silver

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    Josh Gordon and AB

    Mother fucker
     
  2. dblplay1212

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    Brown and Gordon outside and Edelman in the slot. That's unfair.
     
  3. Beeds07

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    I know.

    Kidding, I'm black.
     
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  4. devine

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    Thanks
     
  5. Aaron Hernandez

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    I bet they enjoy a year or two of clarity from AB. Either just out of relief or the Patriots swooping in and acting as the good guys and confirming ABs paranoia against the Raiders.
     
  6. Bruce Wayne

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    Brady is throwing 60 TDs this year
     
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  7. D. Silver

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    When does that big dumb animal Gronk un-retire?
     
  8. dblplay1212

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    He's lost like 50 lbs so I dont see it happening.
     
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  9. Pelican

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  10. mmm

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    There is no doubt Rosenhaus had the Raider deal done well before the actual trade.
     
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  11. nofatchildren - cissp

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    He cost himself $20 million, but doesn’t have to play for the Raiders and gets to lay for the Pats. Wash?
     
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  12. dump

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    i was right Beeds07
     
  13. dump

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    Yes
     
  14. dump

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    AB is like John David Washington’s character Ricky Jerrett
     
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  15. Beeds07

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    I want to see how the guarantee structure is set before I jump to conclusions, unless the Pats just say fuck it and give a sociopath that money.
     
  16. electronic

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    Depending on how he plays for the Pats, he may not lose anything.
     
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  17. Beeds07

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    How so?
     
  18. infected donkey

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    No telling on how long they've been working on this deal behind the scenes.
     
  19. Beeds07

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    How awesome would it be if the deal were voided for tampering and he isn't allowed to sign there?
     
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  20. electronic

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    He had $50 million over 3 years with the Raiders.
    He can make $15 million this year with the Pats. If he does well and signs another contract next offseason, he could absolutely recoup anything he would've earned during that same time period.
     
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  21. dump

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    AB saw Carr throw once and said fuck this shit I’m out
     
  22. stangd

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    Man fuck the pats
     
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  23. Beeds07

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    Ok, so as long as he is a good employee, player and person he can make it back?

    Good luck...
     
  24. racer

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    This smells of high fuckery. Injunction time.
     
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  25. electronic

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    Did you read the post you responded to?

    Relax a little bit.
     
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  26. mmm

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    NFL wouldn’t have the guts to even look into it.
     
  27. Beeds07

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    Joking bro. I barely even watch the NFL...
     
  28. RSK

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    Beeds07 seems to be taking this very personally
     
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  29. Beeds07

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    Nah, it was a joke that didn't land.
     
  30. dump

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    AB fucked his mom
     
  31. Handcuffed

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    ignoring dump for a minute, i'm excited for the racism intertwined into the takes when AB acts out now that he's on the Pats and in NE. that wasn't really happening in Oakland.
     
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  32. bro

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    Tampering!
     
  33. D. Silver

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  34. Jack Parkman

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    Oh you sweet child
     
  35. dblplay1212

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    ???
     
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  36. Talking Head

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    Jarrett Stidham to AB is gonna be so sick when Brady gets injured for like 3 games.

    No doubt he winds up on the Broncos for like $10 million guaranteed.
     
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  37. Barves2125

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    Really got to feel for the Raider fans that bought authentic AB jerseys.
     
  38. Handcuffed

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    only way this can possibly get more fun (outside of more AB fueled craziness) is if this leads to some sort of collusion investigation and it comes out that Rosenhaus and Bellichek coordinated this.
     
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  39. Jack Parkman

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    He’ll take the first half of the season off, come back rejuvenated and lead the pats to another SB

    It’s like you haven’t followed the pats the last 20 years
     
  40. Irush

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    Every player on aTm is like dying with these injuries
     
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  41. dblplay1212

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    Normally I would agree but have you seen him? He's not coming back at 215 lbs.

     
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  42. bro

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  43. TDCD

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    He’s converting to WR
     
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  44. Pelican Grove

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    I mean fuck it — I’m happy for him if he’s that exuberant about being released.
     
  45. Jack Parkman

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  46. Jack Parkman

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    He’s got 3 months of HGH to take, will be back to playing weight in no time
     
  47. Pelican Grove

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    Dude move on from him owning you this morning.
     
  48. Beeds07

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    Lesean McCoy also lead the league in rushing six years ago, maybe trade for him.
     
  49. Beeds07

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    Is he still tagging me? I ignored him.
     
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