Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. Pelican

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  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. IanC

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  5. Jack Parkman

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  6. Mix

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    Getting a very strong Mike Myers/Kanye West vibe and I like it.
     
  7. racer

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    What do AB and Bob Kraft have in common?
    they both had a high profile release in 2019.

    *Stolen from Costaki Economopoulos
     
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  8. dump

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    WHAT THE FUCK

     
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  9. bro

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    Tom let this man into his home.
     
  10. dump

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    Its the NYT so there is a chance this is a non-story
     
  11. electronic

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    Holy shit. This story has more goddamn turns than Sterling A's.
     
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  12. Pelican

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    Bout time something finally happened with Antonio Brown.
     
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  13. IHHH

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    Just when you think it’s over...

    What a fucking maniac
     
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    thats too sad to be funny
     
  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Can't help but think of the Norm McDonald bill Cosby line..

    Mike Greenberg says the worst part is the lack of professionalism.

    Seems to me the worst part was the savage, brutal rape.
     
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  16. Randy Bobandi

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    You would think AB and Big Ben would’ve gotten along better.
     
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  17. lfriend

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    Ah now suddenly it all makes sense. AB wanted to be the big rapist of Pittsburgh and Ben already had that on lockdown.
     
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  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I hate to put degrees on rape.. But this appears to be a really bad one. Not a hazy consent/drunk/drugs, but he allegedly held this woman down and brutally raped her while she screamed and tried to fight him off.
     
  20. dump

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    That letter makes it look really bad towards the accuser
     
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  21. Vinegar Strokes

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    TMZ published her name too. Wtf?
     
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  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Think the times article did as well.
     
  23. Jack Parkman

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  24. dump

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    she probably wanted her name published
     
  25. Vinegar Strokes

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  26. TheGrifter

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    Not saying she is lying, but there is a reason top flight attorneys make millions of dollars a year.

    Discrediting the plaintiff doesn’t start at the same time as the trial.
     
  27. HatterasJack

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    Anyone seeing this stuff?



     
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  28. bro

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    You will have to excuse Dump. He is an idiot
     
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  29. dump

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    and you are a bitch
     
  30. CUAngler

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  31. Gunners

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    This is similar to his neo-Nazi phase

    Just wants attention any means possible
     
  32. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    So is this just a lawsuit or is she pressing charges?
     
  33. dump

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    Shut the fuck up drunk
     
  34. dump

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    a lawsuit because she wants money
     
  35. Bruce Bowen

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    These emails make it look really bad for the accused
     
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    What the fucking fuck
     
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  37. DeToxRox

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    I feel like he used talk to text
     
  38. Vinegar Strokes

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    Jesus. People actually write like that?
     
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  39. Gunners

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    Missing the comma in there, at least insult me with proper grammar
     
  40. IHHH

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    The rape should be tough to prove, but he obviously bused on her back
     
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    that SoFla education system
     
  42. Ned Yocho

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    See, what dump hasn’t told us yet is that the accuser went into ABs emails and wrote all of these so that she could make some money.

    Open and shut case.
     
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  43. CUAngler

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    Starting to think the patriot way may not cleanse him.
     
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  44. Jake Scott

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  45. dump

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    She could have easily edited the name :idk:
     
  46. Pelican

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    Not knowing the difference between your and you're smh Antonio.
     
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