Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Dec 31, 2018.

  1. George Costanza

    George Costanza It's not a lie if you believe it
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    I’ve read some posts in here and think otherwise. Saying he should be in jail and not playing football is feeling the same way? How do any of us know whether he should be or not at this moment?
     
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  2. bro

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    Dump is either going through some weird stuff or has unleashed the shittiest version of himself
     
  3. Detlef Schrempf

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  4. dump

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    just enlisting my inner bro
     
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  5. Han Solo

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    Ok.
     
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  6. bro

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    We don’t. Congrats on your enlightened take that everyone has already thought of and comprehended 30 mins ago
     
  7. dump

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    I am trying to get the other side to see that this could be a ruse
     
  8. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Tell us again about this whole "side taking" thing?
     
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  9. IHHH

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    He came on her back without her giving consent, she definitely will get money.

    I have a question, if there is enough proof that he raped her can he get jail time? It would be in the state hands at this point?
     
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  10. George Costanza

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    Who is “we”? You seem to be talking for everyone in this thread for some odd reason. I think everyone can and has spoken for themselves. This isn’t an attack on you man. Nothing was directed at you. If you feel the same way I do about the situation then cool. If you don’t, that’s cool too. You’re entitled to an opinion. But to announce that “literally everyone” thinks the same thing I said is just not accurate if you read through some of these posts.
     
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  11. Detlef Schrempf

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    You’re arguing a point that everyone already understands. That likelihood is severely decreased due to the impact of AB’s own words to the accuser.

    Were we white nighting for Weinstein like this?
     
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  12. electronic

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    A DA would have to bring charges/seek an indictment, and there would have to be a completely separate jury trial with a much higher burden of proof.
     
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  13. dump

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    AB =\= Weinstein
     
  14. bro

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    Woah. That’s so true
     
  15. Detlef Schrempf

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    Would you prefer at best Louis CK?
     
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  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  17. lfriend

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    Go sleep the Dr Pepper off dump
     
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  18. Beeds07

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    This seems to be a more apt comparison
     
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  19. Ty Webb

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    :laugh:
     
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  20. Detlef Schrempf

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    Maybe, but he’s admitted to masturbating on her back. She’s accusing him, pretty credibly given that first admission, of rape as well.

    I do think something is honestly mentally wrong with him, and football is likely the cause of it.
     
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  21. Beeds07

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    Very true. TBH, none of this matters because like I said, nothing will come of this. He's a famous athlete. The sad part is that he really needs help, but no one cares because he can catch a football. I just hope that when the he said/she said comes down in favor of the one with money, people don't treat it like a win, but again, I am aware of what this board is.
     
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  22. Bison Dele

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    When did he explicitly admit to sexual assault?
     
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  23. Joe_Pesci

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    "if he did it he's a scumbag and should be locked up for life" is a pretty transparent PR attempt from a guy who runs a company that has made a not-small amount of money off of "hottie of the week" type shit
     
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  24. ~ taylor ~

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    You know, none of you need to have takes on this situation. You don't have to stake a claim or take a side or posit an opinion on this news.
     
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  25. marcus

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  26. Joe_Pesci

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    hang this traitor
     
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  27. Randy Bobandi

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    I’m anti rape, just for the record guys.
     
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  28. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Such a bizarre world we live in.
     
  29. nofatchildren

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    Where are you getting this from?
     
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  30. animal_mother

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    This thread was fun and then Mr. Big Chest had to go and screw it all up smh
     
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  31. ~ taylor ~

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    I bet you have posts that equivocate this stance.
     
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  32. hood b. goode

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    maybe lechnerd wasnt so bad in hindsight

    take a xanax, dump
     
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  33. IanC

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  34. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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  35. Harry Twatter

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    But you’ve blasted Jameis Winston for less heinous stuff before. How is this different? Pick a side bro.
     
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  36. Doc Louis

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    What if dump is lechnerd?

    Just saying, Keyser Soze hid in plain sight...
     
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  37. Imurhuckleberry

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    My take is that I hope it's not true because I want to see him and Brady team up.
     
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  38. fattmante

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    that’s terrible
     
  39. Aaron Hernandez

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    ^mad
     
  40. southside

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    Didn’t he admit to cumming on her back unsolicited? Am I in the fucking twilight zone on this board again?
     
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  41. EdmondDantes

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    why does dump change his schtick like every 2 weeks
     
  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I don't think this is the case. His email appears to say he came on her back. Also says he slept with her in his/her bed. Don't know where the admission of cumming on her while sleeping came from.
     
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  43. Why?Pokes

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    The back is neutral territory, it’s basically the international waters of jizz targets. I’d go as far as to say it’s top3 most thoughtful spot on the body. I don’t appreciate the flippant attitude with which posters are treating it in here.
     
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  44. Bruce Wayne

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    At this rate, how soon before we find out AB is a mass murderer?
     
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  45. Willpépé

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    Yeah I never read it as him running around jizzing on her back. My take was he let her sleep on his couch ( one incident) hit it doggy and rained on her back (one incident). She thought that he thought that letting him hit it would be getting his money/investment. AB and his main girl knew she wasn’t about that life like them, and called it out. Thinking if she just gave up some pussy he would hand out the cash. Aka saying if you think you’ll try and tell my girl, she already knows go ahead.

    That’s just me putting on the AB helmet and reading his messages. I’m not licensed to practice in your state but I have a TMB lawyer who is.
     
  46. devine

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  47. Randy Bobandi

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    He was a lawyer before PFT if I’m not mistaken.
     
  48. electronic

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    It’s satire. You don’t get it.