Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. IHHH

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    Great decisions after great decisions
     
  2. Vinegar Strokes

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    Wouldn’t signing that be an admission of guilt, and could potentially lead to criminal charges?
     
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  3. bro

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    no
     
  4. racer

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    The exact opposite
     
  5. Jack Parkman

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    Belichick going to be thrilled

     
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  6. Vinegar Strokes

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    Then why would he sign it, and give her money if he didn’t do it?
     
  7. dump

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    If he didnt do anything why sign it
     
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  8. racer

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    You guys are dense.

    Guilty or not, it’s generally easier and less costly to settle. 100k now, or take a multi million hit over the course of the allegations and after. Usually these will include an NDA and end any further civil recourse.
     
  9. Roy

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    There’s got to be a charge that umbrellas jacking it on someone’s back while they are sleeping
     
  10. 941Gator

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    There are certainly charges concerning something like that, but many would require the victim to be aware. I think he just text her that randomly after the fact, idk.
     
  11. racer

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    I know you’re the expert, but it seems odd that keeping it a secret until afterward makes it not a crime.
     
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  12. VaxRule

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    I don't know if it's less of a crime, but it's certainly less provable beyond a reasonable doubt if the victim doesn't know the crime happened.
     
  13. 941Gator

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    Flashing your dick at someone is a crime, right? But just merely telling them that you did isn't. Not to get to off-track, but as you know people brag about doing illegal stuff all the time, but nonetheless you need a corpus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpus_delicti
     
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  14. 941Gator

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    a lot of tmb'ers would be in prison right now if there was no corpus delicti rule.
     
  15. racer

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    I mistook how you explained it at first.
     
  16. Aaron Hernandez

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    If he’s innocent I think declining the settlement is pretty noble no matter what’s more expedient.
     
  17. Boyd Crowder

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    Having the deadline for the settlement a week before her wedding is...interesting timing.
     
  18. dblplay1212

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    How so?
     
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  19. Boyd Crowder

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    I can’t imagine any woman wanting something that huge hanging over her the week of her wedding. Also, weddings are expensive.
     
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  20. IHHH

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    We get it, he is a New England patriots now so he is obviously innocent.
     
  21. dblplay1212

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    Have you ever gotten married?
     
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  22. IHHH

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    Very curious where you are going with this one, I will stay tuned
     
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  23. duc15

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    Wouldn’t it also make sense to get all of this potentially done and over with, if it was agreed to, before her marriage starts?
     
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  24. joe-

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    man this is new territory for me but I’m on team dbl in this forthcoming argument*


    *but I reserve the right to change sides once this goes off the rails
     
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  25. IHHH

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    The beauty of dblplay1212 is that he is so all over the place that once in a while you have no choice but to agree with him.
     
  26. Boyd Crowder

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    Meh. Antonio Brown seems to be a shitty person. And if he committed a crime, I hope he serves time. I’m not going to argue for or against any side when this is all speculation anyway. Mine was probably a bad take anyway.
     
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  27. joe-

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    oh it definitely was
     
  28. PSU12

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    And we’re back! What an absolute piece of garbage human.

     
  29. MG2

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    Just finished this and came to post it. What an asshole.
     
  30. 941Gator

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    more of an asshole than the guy that didn’t bother sharing the article w TMB?
     
  31. MG2

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    I don't get it
     
  32. 941Gator

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    just teasing about you reading it before sharing it
     
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  33. Wu

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    This is unsurprising, due to the part in the woman’s accusation about all his staff bailing on him.
     
  34. Bruce Bowen

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    I'm assuming that article talked about how he stiffed a private chef he had cater an event and then tried to "pay" him with a social media shout out.
     
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  35. Bruce Wayne

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    That chef? A young Albert Einstein
     
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  36. PSU12

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    It’s at the end of the article. He’s one of 3 or 4 people suing him for not paying the article talks about.
     
  37. Jack Parkman

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  38. Irush

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    That picture is perfect for that headline
     
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  39. ButchCassidy

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    user Bankz
     
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  40. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This seems inappropriate
     
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  41. Ty Webb

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    What if the doctor was former user lechnerd ?
     
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  42. Irush

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    Then they wouldn’t be a real doctor
     
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  43. Mix

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    As someone who used to follow him on snapchat its no surprise. He went through help so fast and they would always trash him after.
     
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  44. tylerdolphin

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    "Later that afternoon, Brown found a severed salmon head, which Tedeschi was saving to use in a soup, in the freezer. According to Tedeschi, Brown accused the chef of making a mafia-style threat against his life.

    Brown subsequently refused to pay the $38,521.20 owed to the chef"

    :ded:
     
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  45. Beeds07

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    The dude is retarded
     
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  46. Fudd

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    It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes
     
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  47. Wu

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    Gonna try this tomorrow at my wellness screening. No doubt I’ll get my premium reduction.
     
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    I think we all aspire to owning a 220 gal tank of piranha

    “Goodrich’s newest client, Jeff Leung of Aqua World Pet Super Center in Pittsburgh, says he installed a 220-gallon tank at Brown’s residence and filled it with piranhas at Brown’s request in June 2018. Last December he received a call from Brown’s house, well past midnight, indicating an emergency with the fish. He arrived to a tank covered in algae due to inattention, and the inimitable odor of dead, rotting piranha. He recommended Brown discontinue the aquarium and pay him the more than $2,000 Brown owed him.”
     
  49. racer

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    I really like the last sentence
     
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