Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. Tiffin

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  2. racer

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    He’s not coming off the list at this point in the season.
     
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  3. Mix

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    Yeah he's trying for next year, he isn't going to play this year.
     
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  4. Houndster

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    Brown and Michael Thomas would be quite the duo for Taysom Hill to work with
     
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  5. Joe_Pesci

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    Maybe Drew Brees can pray away his problems
     
  6. Wicket

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    pray away the cray?
     
  7. Joe_Pesci

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    It works for the gay so I dont see why not
     
  8. Wicket

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    Also would appreciate it if the saints would do this signing just make it a year focused on giving Brees the MVP. 2 1500yrd receivers, a 800 yard TE, 1 800yard receiving RB and a bunch of other passcatchers. Could they do a 6000 yard 50 TD season if they really wanted to?
     
  9. Beagle

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    He'll be 41 next year. I don't think he's capable of such a season even with a stacked receiving corps. That's not to say he still wouldn't be really good, though.
     
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  10. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I bet brees isn’t letting him crash at his house

    :awesomeface:
     
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  11. Wicket

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    he is averaging 300 yards per game pretty much exactly if you look at the 9 fuller games with a team that tries to be very balanced. In his peak years he had about 670 attempts. thatd already bring him at about 5300 without any added aggression in the playcalling
     
  12. Houndster

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    Brees arm went out last year and probably would’ve this year if he didn’t sit out with his thumb injury.

    If he actually had full arm strength and puts that pass anywhere near his receiver on the famous no-call last year, they probably get the PI call.
     
  13. devine

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    This will work out perfectly, nothing will go wrong between now and next season
     
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  14. jrmy

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    No he’s not throwing for 6000 yards in a season
     
  15. WillySaliba

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    Ok Boomer. Let’s be conservative and assume 7000 yards, 70 TDs and then let’s just move on. Thanks.
     
  16. Wicket

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    peyton manning would win the mvp
     
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  17. DUCKMOUTH

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    I mean I’m a man of second, third and 4th chances if helps my Saints win.
     
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  18. Beagle

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    That's 375 yards a game.
     
  19. Wicket

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    sounds like fun right, going full air raid
     
  20. jrmy

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    Brees has thrown for 375 yards in 13% of his career games and now past 40 you’re going to add a hothead like AB and he’s going to average 375 per game

    Sounds reasonable
     
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    WANNA BET $6000 ON IT
     
  22. Houndster

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    Yes
     
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    Sorry I don’t bet with welchers
     
  24. Houndster

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    Whatever, you can’t have any of my grape juice.
     
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    How do you know he's Welsh??
     
  26. racer

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    Taffy
     
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  28. EdmondDantes

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  30. Bruce Bowen

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    I chuckled
     
  31. ButchCassidy

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    explain to me like I'm 5. ready under 500??
     
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    liked this one

     
  33. HotMic

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    Reference to his 500 yards receiving
     
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  34. Beeds07

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    Now the Saints thing was a "publicity stunt". OK, sure, a 13 win team preparing for a tough playoff run feels the need to bring this flop in because they have nothing better to do, like prep for a a playoff game?

    You got a shot, it didn't work.I think it's time for him to go away forever.
     
  35. Mix

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    Juju is probably a full 180 in likeability from AB and he thinks thats a smart attack? Someone needs to get him into a facility quick.
     
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  36. Mix

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    On the other hand he may be on to something here.

     
  37. bro

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    Guy was hurt and had mason and duck as a QB. AB is a sad dude
     
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  38. Wu

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    he probably had to pay them a good chunk of change to appear in that music video he shot
     
  39. devine

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    Also he had well over 500 yards

    Boo boo shoester is a hilarious nickname tho
     
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  40. ButchCassidy

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    Somebody get this man

     
  41. devine

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  43. gilstein21

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    Replies are great
     
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  44. Handcuffed

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    is there more info on the handler guy that AB got linked up with right before he got out of Pittsburgh? i think Bill Simmons talked about it once or mentioned he was with him for the podcast that has never been released
     
  45. Jack Parkman

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  46. Mix

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    Its terrible but it sounds like a lot of mumble rap garbage out there now.
     
  47. bertwing

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    LOOK AT ME NOW
     
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  49. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    that's a really embarrassing thing to tweet out.

    Also an odd thing for the lawyer to post in public.
     
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  50. Jack Parkman

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    lawyer is a complete embarrassment as well