Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. Why?Pokes

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    I thought the gist of it was he refused to pay the mover then threw rocks at the van—is that not accurate?

    I figured the burglary charge was some sort of theft by nonpayment statute, but that doesn’t appear to be the case. Kinda does seem like they overcharged the shit out of him.
     
  2. theriner69er

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    AB's life summed up in 40 seconds. Tries to run from his problems, but has no idea where to go and runs the wrong way. Someone on his side tries to help him, AB chastises and belittles the person trying to help him.
     
  3. 941Gator

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    Not taking care of his mentals I see
     
  4. racer

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    Or his chickens
     
  5. 941Gator

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    chickens and mentals, gotta do better
     
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  6. Jack Parkman

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    believe the burglary part is because he and his friends started destroying things inside the moving van that belonged to other people
     
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    Don’t know anything about lawyer stuff but it seems like assault and vandalism would be the more appropriate charge.
     
  8. Craig Pettis

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    I do not envy the attorney who has to get him through a plea and potential sentencing hearing
     
  9. Willpépé

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    I’m pretty sure you’d envy that paycheck.
     
  10. Jack Parkman

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    Which may not come as his last lawyer dropped him since he couldn't pay him
     
  11. Willpépé

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    Lol good point I should have referred to the timeline.
     
  12. Houndster

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    I’m no lawyer but isn’t there a chance he settles with the moving company and they drop the charges?
     
  13. Craig Pettis

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    Victims don’t bring criminal charges, the state does. However, if the victims settle it might make the state more inclined to reduce or drop charges for a “fine.”
     
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  14. Jack Parkman

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  15. Henry Blake

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    Some prison is gonna get a solid intramural player
     
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  16. bertwing

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    Just wanna hear him say “fuck outta here” to everything
     
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  17. Jack Parkman

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    Same county threw chad Johnson in jail for slapping his lawyers ass

    :popcorn: for AB
     
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  18. Jack Parkman

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  19. Willpépé

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    When mania swings into depression.
     
  20. CUtigers86

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    You should spend some of your free time trying to inprove it if you feel that way instead of shouting at clouds on a message board :twocents:

    Or maybe you should just personally help Antonio Brown stop fucking his own life up.
     
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  21. dathalfnukkahd

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    We’ve seen apologetic Antonio before, then come a few days laters he’s running his mouth again
     
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  22. Willpépé

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    When depression swings into mania.
     
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  23. Joe_Pesci

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    Borderline personality disorder in a nutshell
     
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  24. JohnLocke

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    He's really going to end up boxing Logan Paul. It's so sad how far this guy has fallen

     
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  25. Wu

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    On one hand, either Paul brother is extremely punchable

    OTOH, it’s exploitative to seek enjoyment from such an engagement
     
  26. southside

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    He was at the club with his baby mama last night, you know the one he was calling a hoe and cunt in front of their kids a couple pages back
     
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  27. Jax Teller

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    The one that just recently said her and the kids were separating themselves from AB?
     
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  28. 941Gator

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    It’s happening gif
     
  29. Gambler

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    What could possibly go wrong?
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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  31. theriner69er

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    He sounds really genuine. I believe him, yo
     
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  32. Jack Parkman

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  33. Tony Ray Bans

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    if there was ever a fight I wish could end with both people losing

     
  34. Kirk Fogg

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    more like when the bank account is missing some zeroes...
     
  35. BP

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  36. bertwing

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    The lord works in mysterious ways
     
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  37. Jack Parkman

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  38. JohnLocke

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    Yeah I just dont believe him anymore. He's had these "moments of clarity" and apologies plenty of times already
     
  39. dallasdawg

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    what
     
  40. spagett

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    Das a million dolla rhyme right dare
     
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  41. devine

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  42. Jack Parkman

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    Must be true love
     
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  43. Jesse Palmer

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    I still scream "DONT DO IT BLOODBATH!" when someone is taking a jumper in a pickup game.
     
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  44. EdmondDantes

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    Congrats to all involved
     
  45. Bruce Wayne

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    As a wise man once said, "I wouldn't trust him to pull a pizza out of the oven"
     
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  46. Jack Parkman

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  47. Willpépé

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    Guess he’s not going to Houston.
     
  48. Zebbie

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    him & O’Brien screaming at each other on the sideline would be entertaining
     
  49. dahldennsull

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    whew boy if BoB didn't like Hopkins as an individual....