Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. bro

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    Meme

    AB: I’m going deep. Pass it to me

    Allen: ok

    Gif:

     
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  2. bro

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    More memes should be nice and complimentary.
     
  3. stangd

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    Don’t want the drama even for a 6th. No way in hell he’d be happy with Allen.
     
  4. Jack Parkman

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  5. Detlef Schrempf

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    100% chance he’s about to say he’s on like team slim Jim and he’s announcing a bull shit marketing deal or something.
     
  6. Fudd

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    Tampax
     
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  7. Detlef Schrempf

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    Only way to stop the bleeding at this point.
     
  8. Arkadin

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    Raiders guys have been posting that him and his friends have been rocking raiders gear/colors and talking raiders stuff all day today.
     
  9. Arkadin

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    So much raiders smoke. Has been for a while. Think the bills beat the raiders offer and now Gruden gets took
     
  10. Detlef Schrempf

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    Well it would be something if the team that gave us a third for Martavis Bryant gave us less for antonio brown.
     
  11. G46

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    Wait...it’s “Mr. Big Checks”?

    I thought it was “Mr. Big Chest”.

    The former makes more sense.
     
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  12. Arkadin

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    Its checks
     
  13. Arkadin

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    Nah you're getting more
     
  14. Fudd

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    It's Mr. Big Cheeks.

    He's got a fatty.
     
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  16. Arkadin

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    People said on the last one it was checks, which made sense. I admittedly have not seen anything today and only read quotes so I really don't know. Just what people who spent way too much time worrying about something like that said
     
  17. Mix

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    He is actually under contract so I believe if he doesn't file for retirement they can fine him every day he doesn't show up.
     
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  18. dallasdawg

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    still laugh every time i see your fan of
     
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  19. Arkadin

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    Reports earlier that the raiders balked at the raise he wanted. Which just means Gruden needs more time to do it and end up giving him the money he could've just given to mack
     
  20. MrOutlaw

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    AB to raiders apparently. Unsure of what steelers are getting in return.
     
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  23. oldberg

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    I’d say gruden did alright
     
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  24. Cornelius Suttree

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    Alright hopefully that Coliseum deal gets closed
     
  25. juice

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    This should end well.
     
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  26. MG2

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    How long until some other WR like Michael Thomas signs an extension and Brown demands another new deal?
     
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    Wow. What a steal
     
  28. Han Solo

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    Yeah that sucks for Pitt.
     
  29. poor paul

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    I really like to mock Jon Gruden but I’d rather have AB and a 1st than Cooper and a 3rd and 5th. That said, the cost will obviously matter.
     
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  30. og

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    No Steelers fan is against this move... sounds good to me
     
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  32. bro

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    Obviously a great deal for Oakland as long as AB doesn’t act like a baby if and when they stink
     
  33. lfriend

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    So I guess Bell will be next
     
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  34. RavenNole

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    So 12 months ago the Steelers had the best WR and best RB in the league. Now they have an extra 3rd and 5th round draft pick, $19 million in dead cap and will get a 2020 3rd round comp pick? I’ll take it.
     
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  35. dump

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    Bell is a FA
     
  36. dump

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    But at least they’ll have an old overrated QB who thinks he is better than he really is because he has had super talented teammates for his entire career

    and a coach who doesn’t have a backbone
     
  37. pennstate2012

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    Might as well burn it to the ground now.
     
  38. Detlef Schrempf

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    I’m fine with this as well. Although I hope we bottom out two years from now and can get Trevor Lawrence, and if we’re bad enough for that it means we likely have fired Mike Tomlin, probably best possible scenario.
     
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  39. Arkadin

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    Grudens a fucking idiot and this deal just proves it again
     
  40. Detlef Schrempf

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    You can point to a lot of things to prove Gruden is an idiot but I don’t think this is one of them.
     
  41. Arkadin

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    It absolutely is. It just proves he has no plan. Can't pay Mack but can pay Antonio? Everyone acting like he's trying to rebuild when he was clearly in win now mode last year with the moves he made, he just had no idea what he's doing and here it continues. He should be trying to rebuild but this isn't a move a rebuilding team makes.
     
  42. BudKilmer

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    This was my first reaction. Won’t pay an edge rusher but will pay a 30 year old WR? It’s like he didn’t learn anything from Tampa. Or maybe he regrets not paying Keenan McCardle?
     
  43. Arkadin

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    I've been saying it all along but the reality is he really just has no clue what he's doing. Everyone attempts to read deeper into his motives, he is just incompetent
     
  44. Goose

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    What are your thoughts on Brown?
     
  45. pennstate2012

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    Dp
     
  46. Jim Brockmire

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    Am I to understand that the Raiders have three 1st round picks and the Steelers couldn't pry away one of them for Brown? Even if it meant sending a pick to the Raiders of lesser value?

    I don't follow the NFL but that sounds like a fleece job for the ages.
     
  47. fsudan

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    CLEARLY says checks. Arkadin on point as always
     
  48. theregionsitter

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    I don't see how trading for arguably the best WR in the league and giving up basically a 2nd rounder is a bad thing

    I'd say good for Oakland, in retrospect this deal would've looked great for the Colts but Ballard is dead set on doing things his way
     
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  49. fsudan

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    and did they not have a hole at receiver? Arkadin is being his usual edgy self itt