Any swingers on TMB?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Basada, May 20, 2011.

  1. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Well-Known Member

    Wife and I are thinking about getting into the swinging lifestyle. Anyone had any experience with it?

    This is a real question, not a look at me thread.
     
  2. kslim

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    tags are bullshit. and no, let me know how it goes though
     
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  3. Redav

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    Sounds like a bad idea.
     
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  4. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    lolwat
     
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  5. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    :skepticalhippo:

    there were a few in the anonymous confessional thread
     
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  6. dblplay1212

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  7. tandin

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    wait, what?
     
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  8. Jimmy the Saint

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    Doubtful
     
  9. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I believe you
     
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  10. Nole96SC

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    Pics of wife.


    If she's thinking about letting random dudes fuck her she should have no problem with random dudes seeing her naked.
     
  11. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    Very wise
     
  12. Red Rover

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    Horrible idea. Won't ever look at your wife the same, she'll always be thinking about another dick while your plowing, lose trust in each other, etc., etc. Just an all around bad idea.
















    I'll be interested in seeing how it goes though :awesomeface:
     
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  13. Lionel Hutz Esq.

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    all it take is one bbc and bye bye soulmate
     
  14. Dan Patrick

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    We are thinking more along the lines of a couple swap, not just random dudes taking turns.
     
  15. hamsterdam

    hamsterdam I wish I knew how to quit you.
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    broke rule 1 by posting this thread, and failing to post pics of wife
     
  16. F-18 Driver

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    Where is this thread?
     
  17. BayouMafia

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  18. Dan Patrick

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    Kinda my feeling as well.
     
  19. afb

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    go back to the RB and ask for mrgregory or mrmarcus or whatever the fuck that dude's name was who talked about it, i think he was an Oklahoma fan
     
  20. FrankReynolds

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  21. skrouse

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  22. kslim

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    does it really fucking matter who fucks your wife if it isnt you?

    is she fixed?

    would you father the kid if she gets prego?

    are you fucking stupid?

    basically if your wife is entertaining this, well a. she's a whore and b. she doesnt love you
     
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  23. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Pics of wife or you are full of shit.
     
  24. Ace Boogie

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    Then why the fuck are you considering it?
     
  25. tandin

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    96 MPH
     
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  26. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    Wait, is this her idea?

    If so, it's already over bro
     
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  27. Dan Patrick

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    I would guess not, good point

    yes

    she cant

    no

    shes not a whore, only had sex with me and she does
     
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  28. Arkadin

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    Lol his wife wants to fuck other dudes
     
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  29. buckwild

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    I'll fuck her.
     
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  30. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    i know some couples who are in the lifestyle. it requires a complete lack of jealousy and ability to separate sex from love. its def possible to make work but you need a lot of communication between you and the wife
     
  31. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    If she's only fucked him like he said I can't blame her. She needs to compare and contrast before it's too late and she loses all attractiveness.
     
  32. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Well-Known Member

    It would be fun to have sex with other women?
     
  33. afb

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    if she loves you she wouldnt be thinking, "I want Jerry from three cubicles down to fucking bang the shit out of me. Hmmmm how can I get Basada to go along with it? Oh, I know. I'll get Sue, my boss' assistant to blow him while I get railed. CANT WAIT"
     
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  34. kslim

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    ok well sack the fuck up and tell her this is a terrible fucking idea
     
  35. Redav

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    I would think it would ruin your marriage.
     
  36. Menelaus

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    You should just cheat on her.
     
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  37. kslim

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    why the fuck did you get married then?
     
  38. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Well-Known Member

    agree 100%, the fact that she trusts me to tell me she is interested is a good first step. She could get another dick on the side if thats all she wanted
     
  39. Biggunz

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    Good luck in the divorce, man.
     
  40. dcon79

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  41. Jungle Fighter

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    What chanman said
     
  42. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Definitely end badly this will.
     
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  43. TC

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    How long have you been married? I'm guessing at a certain point you're sick of fucking the same chick and you're not that into her anymore anyway. If it's at that point then yeah definitely go for it. You get to bang some randos and not have to worry about all the bs that goes along with divorce.
     
  44. BIGpuddin

    BIGpuddin Active Member

    I associate swingers with the fat old people that retire to nudist colonies.




    prove me wrong op....
     
  45. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    If she is telling you she wants other guys fucking her then your marriage is basically over.
     
  46. Redav

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    Do you think people stop wanting to fuck other people when they get married?
     
  47. Red Rover

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    hahahahaha. no way your marriage will last.

    prayers sent
     
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  48. oknole

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    Good thing about kslimb is he can dial that heater up too, and seems to get stronger in the late innings. Mixes in a nice change, and decent slider. Given time this guy could be a legitimate #1 starter and perennial all-star.
     
  49. Nole96SC

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    Very risky. Couples might not be the way to go unless he can find a couple where the wife is hot and the man is 3 bills with a 4 incher.
     
  50. jwpearl

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    Sometimes I look at an OP and just wonder "how did they honestly think this would play out"