Anyone else see the parallels between College Football and the show Game of Thrones

Discussion in 'Game of Thrones (ASOIAF)' started by topssuite, May 19, 2012.

  1. Shock Linwood

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    Everyone's clan/conference is batting for the Iron Throne/BCS national championship. There are many behind the scenes proceedings between the different families in an effort to control the Seven Kingdoms/College Football landscape. Backstabbing, trading, stealing and bickering abound.

    House Baratheon = Big 10: once powerful, now a shell of their former selves
    • Micigan/Robert Baratheon - once king, most wins in College Football, killed by a wild pig/Appalachian State
    • Ohio State/Stannis Baratheon - seeming heir to the throne, sleeping with the devil, cheats frequently/used magic to kill his brother
    • Penn State/Renly Baratheon - had a chance to be king but sucked a lot of cock and now dead
    • Nebraska/Melisandre - Feisty red head, recently joined the baratheon clan, sucks cock
    House Stark = Big 12-2-2+1: rapidly losing count as people are dying left and right, have recently announced a future match against the Lannisters
    • Texas/Ned Stark - a righteous leader, always did things the right way, head recently chopped off but we are contemplating a comeback
    • Oklahoma/Robb Stark - trying to take over for daddy Ned, picks up an occasional victory on the battlefield
    • Kansas State/Arya - a girl pretending to be a boy
    • West Virginia/Bran Stark - currently a cripple, recently duped into sending his forces south
    • Texas Tech/Jon Snow - a raider, a wild man, a bastard child, currently lost in a wasteland and captured by the enemy
    • Oklahoma State/Catelyn Stark - Texas/Ned's bitch
    House Lannister = SEC, tons of money, always pay their debts
    • Alabama/Tywin Lannister - filthy rich, long history of solid wins on the battlefield, leader of the Lannisters
    • LSU/Jaime Lannister - the king slayer, currently being held captive
    • Texas A&M/Tyrion Lannister - runt of the litter, recently arrived in King's Landing, talks a lot of shit, never won on the battle field, requires a body guard, not really liked by anyone in his family
    • Florida/Cersei - currently Tywin and Joffrey's bitch, scheming to regain control
    • Tennessee/Lancel Lannister - gay as shit
    • Auburn/Joffrey Lannister - brief run of power but we all knew it wouldn't last
    Dumptime = Samwell Tarly: fat, ugly and never experienced free vagina

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  2. OHW

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    lol "doctor"
     
  3. three stacks

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    how can ned stark's headless corpse be making a comeback
     
  4. Corky Bucek

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    Tyrion is a bad ass, Texas A&M is not
     
  5. * J Y *

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    Have to admit I laughed hard at the arya comparison.
     
  6. jrmy

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    I see a lot of parallels between topssuite and Hugh Laurie. He's not a real doctor, he just pretends to be one.
     
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  7. OHW

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    I see a lot of parallels between topssuite and a homosexual, always taking it in the butthole.
     
  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I have compared Mark Richt to Ned Stark in the UGA thread. Honor will ultimately be his downfall. There is no honor in the Game of Thrones (The SEC) You win or you die.(Get fired)
     
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  9. JonathanCoachman

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    Topssuite is on some kind of super secret drug that makes sleep unnecessary because he has more time on his hands than most unemployed people.
     
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  10. BlazingRebel

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    How convenient that Texas is the "fallen hero". Oh and how about some fucking spoilers for people that haven't seen the show or read the books. Inconsiderate cunt.
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  11. Jake Barnes

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    If Ned's head weighs two pounds, then we have our thread for next Friday.
     
  12. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    LMAO at Kansas State
     
  13. Lorne Malvo

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    Not to defend tops, but no reason someone should enter this thread if they haven't at least seen the TV show.
     
  14. BlazingRebel

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    It is a topssuite thread the hilarity alone will bring the entire board to see his ridiculous ravings.
     
  15. 00:06:00

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    haha that's pretty fucking good :golfclap:
     
  16. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    this was discussed in the fsu thread a couple days ago.

    /hipster post
     
  17. skeezy

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    i guess "gay as shit means" tied with texas for # of bowl apparences and 5th in # of bowl wins? tlolpsweat
     
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  18. Wu

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    stirring, bro

    stirring
     
  19. Corch

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    Was with op until he called A&M Tyrion
     
  20. Shock Linwood

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    quite apropos IMHO
     
  21. Nantucket

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  22. CocknBalls

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    He's a doctor. He can prescribe adderal to himself.
     
  23. Not William

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    College football is also a lot like magnets, man.

    MAGNETS.
     
  24. JonathanCoachman

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    College football is actually an allegory for the Russian Revolution. Or was that Animal Farm?
     
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  25. 42yard

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    Never watched the show, so I'm just going to assume that Arya cuts off Ned Stark's limbs and genitals every year.
     
  26. Shock Linwood

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    BlazingRebel : "How about some spoilers asshole"
     
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  28. Aaron Hernandez

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    Overall, probably the least sensible analogy I've ever seen.
     
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  29. hudson

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  30. BlazingRebel

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    I was unaware of this, but I will handle it appropriately. Bad 42 you know how to use spoilers!
     
  31. 42yard

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  32. Irush

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    OP must be a showfag
     
  33. Boo MFer!

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    I know nothing of this show, but I'm assuming this Tyrion guy jizzes in a jar.
     
  34. three stacks

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    oh because tops said he was a&m right
     
  35. Irush

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    nigga, you leave the best character of all time alone
     
  36. Tobias

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    Mods: how can Clown Baby be banned for posting Wire spoilers but this unrelenting faggot isn't banned for GoT spoilers? Nothing in the thread title hinted at spoiler possibilities.

    Fuck you topssuite
     
  37. Mr Bulldops

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    what about the PAC12 as the Targaryens? they are on another coast and talk a lot about their rightful claim to the throne but haven't been able to back it up. USC as the Mad King; sat on the throne for a while until it was forceably taken away. Oregon as Daenerys; has made a couple recent claims to the throne, leads an army built for speed, always dresses pretty hot. UCLA as Viserys; makes claims to the throne based on a long legacy but everyone knows that he will never sit on the throne
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    Not to mention that GoT is still on tv. w2d and ncrebel would be hypocrites if topssuite isn't given at least a week ban
     
  39. TheChatch

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    Woat poster.
     
  40. UA412

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    You know nothing, topssuite
     
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  42. jwpearl

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    apparently tulane doesn't offer a minor in sub-boards
     
  43. ncrebel

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    banned him just for you clown baby
     
  44. Clown Baby

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    Good call. Tops has the hospital means more lives saved so by extension you and I are saving lives. :respek:
     
  45. Jake Barnes

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    Thanks, now I'm going to starve for the next week.
     
  46. Corky Bucek

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    Well you can reheat the 2 lbs of rice and chicken you have from the other night.
     
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  47. Jake Barnes

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  48. Clown Baby

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    So who does tops come back as?
     
  49. OTM

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    Don't see any mention of Arya in that post at all.