Spoiler Everyone's clan/conference is batting for the Iron Throne/BCS national championship. There are many behind the scenes proceedings between the different families in an effort to control the Seven Kingdoms/College Football landscape. Backstabbing, trading, stealing and bickering abound. House Baratheon = Big 10: once powerful, now a shell of their former selves Micigan/Robert Baratheon - once king, most wins in College Football, killed by a wild pig/Appalachian State Ohio State/Stannis Baratheon - seeming heir to the throne, sleeping with the devil, cheats frequently/used magic to kill his brother Penn State/Renly Baratheon - had a chance to be king but sucked a lot of cock and now dead Nebraska/Melisandre - Feisty red head, recently joined the baratheon clan, sucks cock House Stark = Big 12-2-2+1: rapidly losing count as people are dying left and right, have recently announced a future match against the Lannisters Texas/Ned Stark - a righteous leader, always did things the right way, head recently chopped off but we are contemplating a comeback Oklahoma/Robb Stark - trying to take over for daddy Ned, picks up an occasional victory on the battlefield Kansas State/Arya - a girl pretending to be a boy West Virginia/Bran Stark - currently a cripple, recently duped into sending his forces south Texas Tech/Jon Snow - a raider, a wild man, a bastard child, currently lost in a wasteland and captured by the enemy Oklahoma State/Catelyn Stark - Texas/Ned's bitch House Lannister = SEC, tons of money, always pay their debts Alabama/Tywin Lannister - filthy rich, long history of solid wins on the battlefield, leader of the Lannisters LSU/Jaime Lannister - the king slayer, currently being held captive Texas A&M/Tyrion Lannister - runt of the litter, recently arrived in King's Landing, talks a lot of shit, never won on the battle field, requires a body guard, not really liked by anyone in his family Florida/Cersei - currently Tywin and Joffrey's bitch, scheming to regain control Tennessee/Lancel Lannister - gay as shit Auburn/Joffrey Lannister - brief run of power but we all knew it wouldn't last Dumptime = Samwell Tarly: fat, ugly and never experienced free vagina
I see a lot of parallels between topssuite and Hugh Laurie. He's not a real doctor, he just pretends to be one.
I have compared Mark Richt to Ned Stark in the UGA thread. Honor will ultimately be his downfall. There is no honor in the Game of Thrones (The SEC) You win or you die.(Get fired)
Topssuite is on some kind of super secret drug that makes sleep unnecessary because he has more time on his hands than most unemployed people.
How convenient that Texas is the "fallen hero". Oh and how about some fucking spoilers for people that haven't seen the show or read the books. Inconsiderate cunt.
Not to defend tops, but no reason someone should enter this thread if they haven't at least seen the TV show.
It is a topssuite thread the hilarity alone will bring the entire board to see his ridiculous ravings.
i guess "gay as shit means" tied with texas for # of bowl apparences and 5th in # of bowl wins? tlolpsweat
Never watched the show, so I'm just going to assume that Arya cuts off Ned Stark's limbs and genitals every year.
Mods: how can Clown Baby be banned for posting Wire spoilers but this unrelenting faggot isn't banned for GoT spoilers? Nothing in the thread title hinted at spoiler possibilities. Fuck you topssuite
what about the PAC12 as the Targaryens? they are on another coast and talk a lot about their rightful claim to the throne but haven't been able to back it up. USC as the Mad King; sat on the throne for a while until it was forceably taken away. Oregon as Daenerys; has made a couple recent claims to the throne, leads an army built for speed, always dresses pretty hot. UCLA as Viserys; makes claims to the throne based on a long legacy but everyone knows that he will never sit on the throne
Not to mention that GoT is still on tv. w2d and ncrebel would be hypocrites if topssuite isn't given at least a week ban