anyone have calcium deposits in their ear lobes?

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  1. Houndster

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    they're not noticeable but they're annoying as fuck. how do i get rid of them?
     
  2. OHW

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  3. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    this is why dil lost his virginity before you
     
  4. HOOSINSC

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    Did you wrestle? I know a guy who had them shaved down by a plastic surgeon. Still looked kinda fucked up.
     
  5. Houndster

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    no i dont wrestle and theyre not big or anything, i just find them really annoying.
    he made it up
     
  6. tandin

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  7. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    LOL you lop-eared fucker.
     
  8. Tigers

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  9. sw

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    No. Glad I am not a freak.
     
  10. Houndster

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    i'm not talking about cauliflower ear, GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID
     
  11. ncrebel

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    fuckin gross
     
  12. ruteelrice

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    at least stupid got us laid
     
  13. Aaron Hernandez

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    I get them occasionally. You can't see them but they hurt whenever your earlobe is touched.
     
  14. Cornelius Suttree

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    why can't Tigers be ignored?
     
  15. EdmondDantes

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    cut off your ears, they are mostly for decoration anyway
     
  16. Houndster

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    thank god, i was starting to think i was weird as fuck. and yea this is pretty much what mine are like
     
  17. The Cuonz

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    I get this too occasionally
     
  18. OHW

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    houndster

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  19. Soup

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    I got a small one on the back of my head. It doesn't hurt though, so I pretty much :dealwithit:
     
  20. tandin

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    how the fuck would one know that they have a calcium deposit?
     
  21. Arkadin

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    Kinda like bank deposits i think, someone would give you a deposit slip documenting the transaction
     
  22. Houndster

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    touch your ear lobe, if there is a semisolid feeling substance about the size of a pebble inside of it then its probably a calcium deposit
     
  23. DuffandMuff

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    what is this I don't even
     
  24. Cornelius Suttree

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    or it could be a piece of graphite from when you got stabbed in the ear with a pencil in 3rd grade
     
  25. EdmondDantes

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    why would you want to
     
  26. BudKilmer

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    1. Bite down on wallet or leather belt
    2. squeeze with clamp
    3. scream like woman
    4. break calcium deposits up
    5. ???????????????????
    6. Profit

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  27. tandin

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    nope Im AIDS free apparently
     
  28. HOOSINSC

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    Well that wasn't very nice at all. See if I ever try and help you again.