Are you older or younger than your significant other?

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Are you older or younger than your current significant other?

  1. I am older

    151 vote(s)
    65.1%
  2. I am younger

    60 vote(s)
    25.9%
  3. I’m currently not in a relationship

    21 vote(s)
    9.1%
  1. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    Anyone here buck the trend by being younger than their spouse
     
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  2. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Clemson Tigers

    she was conceived first but i was born first
     
  3. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i am 28 and i'm 52 years younger than her
     
  4. w2b

    w2b i got more growing pains than Maggie
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  5. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    Overachiever
     
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  6. TC

    TC Parody account
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    She's younger than me when I imagine her
     
  7. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato Well-Known Member
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    She's 2 years older.

    It takes a mature (pronounced mah-toor) mind to understand my complexities.
     
  8. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Comanche Indian
    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    We are same


    Edit: It’s great. She’s in her mid to late 20’s, I’m in my mid 30’s.
     
  9. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK Hard to be soft , tough to be tinder.
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    44
    She 35
    Met her on her 21 bday
    :getmoneyfuckbitches:
     
  10. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    This. Except I turned 40 last December and she turned 32 in Feb.
     
  11. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    One year older
     
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  12. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    How did you find that out? Asking for a friend who is two days older than his wife.
     
  13. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    I was six weeks premature. Her birthday is two weeks after mine.
     
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  14. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    I was picturing you in there with the in laws and parents asking questions. We were both blizzard of 78 babies.
     
  15. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    6 years older
     
  16. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    She's older than me AMA
     
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  17. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    3 years older
     
  18. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    First time I read this I read “Met her on my 21 bday”

    Was all:

    [​IMG]
     
  19. NothingIsOT

    NothingIsOT I got you COACH!
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    I’m 4 years and 3 days older.
     
  20. cdaysker

    cdaysker Quarry
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    2 years older
     
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  21. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    My dad is all of 9 days older than my mom

    /coolstory
     
  22. Taques

    Taques let's mosey
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    4 months older
     
  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Younger ever since I was born again through Christ our lord.
     
  24. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i propose a permaban for the next person who makes a poll where you can't see the results

    ffs pearl
     
  25. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    BuckeyeRiot and buckwild like this.
  26. DetroitNole

    DetroitNole Well-Known Member
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    2 months younger than my wife.
     
  27. G46

    G46 Well-Known Member
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    I’m almost 2 years older than my wife. She is the only person I ever been with that is younger than me.
     
  28. TC

    TC Parody account
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    Finally, here it is. How is the old broad
     
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  29. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    I was going to make a joke about a sex doll, but then I Google image searched and got creeped out.
     
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  30. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz Rap Game Rex Chapman, Black Man's James Blackman
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    I'm older than everybody man
     
  31. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    She’s a year and three months older than me.
     
  32. DetroitNole

    DetroitNole Well-Known Member
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    Made sure she knew she was in her 30s and I was in my 20s last year for the whole 2 months before my 30th birthday.
     
  33. TC

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    Man. You'd likely be collecting a like from me right now if you had followed through
     
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  34. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I swear to god....
     
  35. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    I’m older by a couple of months. Our moms, who are cousins, tried to have babies in the same month, but it didn’t quite work out.
     
  36. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    I am 7.23 years older or thereabouts
     
  37. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Nebraska CornhuskersBig 8 Conference

    Wait what now
     
  38. Oranjello

    Oranjello Well-Known Member
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    :deerstandnotkneel:
     
  39. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    alabama fan checks out.
     
  40. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    What ... ?
     
  41. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia this that slumdog millionaire Bollywood flow
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    She’s 3 years older
     
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  42. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Nebraska CornhuskersBig 8 Conference

    Next TMB marriage topic: Who met their significant other at a family reunion?
     
  43. We$tTxO&G

    We$tTxO&G Well-Known Member
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    she is 11 months older. she was born in '89 and I was born in '90 so constantly give her shit about being a 80's baby and growing up in the 80s... she hates it :yousoricky:
     
  44. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    [​IMG]
     
  45. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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    Woo Pig Sooie
     
  46. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I'm interested in hearing how their moms are cousins and they aren't.
     
  47. lfriend

    lfriend Well-Known Member
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    SEC SEC SEC
     
  48. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    6 years older
     
  49. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    I found Stone Cold's FB
    [​IMG]
     
  50. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
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    I did, she was part of the catering team for skyline chili lol
     
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