Are you religious?

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Are you religious?

  1. Yes

    89 vote(s)
    24.9%
  2. Atheist

    104 vote(s)
    29.1%
  3. Agnostic

    139 vote(s)
    38.9%
  4. Unsure/still deciding

    25 vote(s)
    7.0%
  1. JGator1

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    Just a few bad apples no big deal

     
  2. Shawn Hunter

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    But it's the libs and Disney grooming sexual predation
     
  3. IV

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  4. Bruce Wayne

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  5. fucktx

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  6. CaneKnight

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    Always has been. Some of the most fucked up and evil people I’ve ever met are “Christians”
     
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  7. fucktx

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    Absolutely not

     
  8. Gaknight

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    This is God’s Will because 2 horny people wanted to eat an apple
     
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  9. AptosDuck

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  10. JGator1

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    This is just utterly fucking deranged. Back in the day before modern medicine/vaccines where almost every family had a kid that didn't make it to their teenage years was that God's plan as well?
     
  11. fucktx

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  12. pearl

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  13. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The day Ken Paxton dies will be a nice little treat.
     
  14. Shawn Hunter

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  15. Gunners

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    My mom grew up religious, her 3 kids all got the CCD nonsense and confirmed and church bs. She started going again every week 5-6 years ago she says for her granddaughters. Even has a pew in living room but think that was more neighbor giving it away

    Anyways, haven’t paid attention to her stances and she’s not pushy but we took my nieces horseback riding in some bumfuck town and see a huge Jesus loves you sign and she says welcome to Trump country

    Brief 1-2 minute conversation and says she hasn’t been to church in years. Proud of you mom.
     
    #566 Gunners, Jul 10, 2022
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2022
  16. jbr

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    A what in the living room?
     
  17. Gunners

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    An uncomfortable wooden bench
     
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  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    For even the weird christian people I grew up with and have known, I can't ever recall seeing a pew in anyone's house.
     
  19. blind dog

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    A pew. Pls forgive gunners for not being bright
     
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  20. Gunners

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    I searched the wording but fucked it up, fuck blinddog still
     
  21. Shinzon

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    If God existed and his plan involves having a teenager explode the heads and bodies of 20 little kids with a military-grade rifle then fuck him. He doesn’t deserve our prayers/love/respect. And anyone that would still willingly follow a entity capable of that is as psychotic as their god. :twocents:
     
  22. AptosDuck

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    My atheist father took an old pew from a church in Stockton and refinished it and it was in our house when I was growing up. He's now in Portland, and it's a bench by the front door for putting shoes on
     
  23. Gunners

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    I’m just gonna go asleep
     
    #574 Gunners, Jul 10, 2022
    Last edited: Jul 10, 2022
  24. Mr. Bean

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    I assume Gunners is describing a padded kneeler and not an entire pew in ones living room

    You are probably in the top 0.1% of devout Catholics to have any type of kneeler/altar in your home
     
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  25. Gunners

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    It’s not padded but no kneeler
     
    #576 Gunners, Jul 10, 2022
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2022
  26. NDJOECA

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    I attend mass at a liberal, mostly chudless, Catholic parish, although I wouldn’t consider myself very religious. It mostly answers unanswerable questions for me that would otherwise drive me fucking crazy. Generally can’t stand religious people, it’s not the hypocrisy, it’s the certainty.
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

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    The thing that bothers me the most about a lot of religious people is how they use certain bible versus to justify things they already want to believe and ignore the things they don’t like.

    Basically ok I hate this thing now let’s find the part of the book that makes me feel righteous about being a shithead to other humans.
     
  28. NDJOECA

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    Yea “lucky me, god already agrees with everything I believe!”
     
  29. BWC

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    We had two pews in our house, not for religious purposes, but for similar functional purposes. One ended up as the spot for clean laundry and one had other random things on it. Would serve as overflow seating during the holidays, poor saps who got relegated from the couch and recliners.
     
  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Pew discourse not going away

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  31. Redav

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    I put some holy water in my foyer
     
  32. DUCKMOUTH

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    Kid survives cancer, it’s a miracle and divine intervention. School of kids get shot up, it’s God allowing free will.

    If he’s real, then he seems like a dick.
     
  33. ned's head

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    I would have voted no, but then I saw this

     
  34. jbr

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    Dunno where to put this…

    My crazy religious evangelical coworker recently reconnected with a college roommate.

    Him: He owns a Bigfoot museum in California. I just stared in disbelief as he’s telling me about his encounters and close calls. It’s hard to take that stuff seriously.
    Me: holding-it-in-meme.jpg
     
  35. Iron Mickey

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    is it the one in willow creek?!
     
  36. jbr

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    No idea, I did not pursue Sasquatch museum details.
     
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  37. Iron Mickey

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    lmao
     
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  38. Bo Pelinis

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    The Deconstructionist podcast is really interesting to hear perspectives from Christians who are still Christians but have acknowledged the failings of American Christianity and the Bible. Started at the beginning and am only 5 eps in but really enjoying it because they have frankly spoken about all sorts of my own complaints so far.

    Would definitely recommend with the context that one host is still a practicing pastor of a nondenominational Christian church. More like philosophy class than church thus far.
     
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  39. lomcevak

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    Have a link? It seems there are two similar-ish podcasts with the same name
     
  40. Bo Pelinis

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  41. fattus

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    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I hate these poll options. It asks if you’re religious and all of the answers are about if you believe in God. Believing in God does not equal being religious. Religion is a construct of man, not of God.
     
  42. Aaron Hernandez

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    I’ve always found it really disrespectful when people talk about theology and insist on referring to “God” in the singular. Monotheism is a very new religious idea in human history and that language alienates everyone in the world who practices polytheistic religions.
     
  43. Nole0515

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  44. bro

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    On this Easter, I reflect how often I’ve heard ppl make jokes in my life about the “silly” and “unrealistic” stories and tenets of other religions. But then Americans spend all day celebrating a guy literally coming back from the dead 2000ish years ago. And then that guy, with the power to come back from the dead, just ghosted civilization until some lady sees him in his grilled cheese :laugh:
     
  45. blind dog

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    I’m not religious but my wife is. Made us go to our annual church service today (so she isn’t that religious)

    the entire time I wish I had this

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  46. Biship

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    Recently read “What is the Bible” by Rob Bell.

    really really good if you are into context and origins of the Bible without being dry
     
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  47. blind dog

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    I learned about the origins of Christianity from reading snow crash. Never read the Bible but assume snow crash is accurate for no reason
     
  48. Name P. Redacted

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    What if I want to be wet
     
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  49. Name P. Redacted

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    Hiro Protagonist is the most silly name
     
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