Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

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  1. Jigga

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    Because apparently I am not, DB01484F-E461-4F95-8232-ACB9E2C41A80.jpeg
     
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  4. Jigga

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    Im chalking it up to lack of sleep and work stress. At least that’s what I’m telling myself
     
  5. 20/20/20/20

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    Yes, many of them.
     
  6. El Tiburon

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    Jigga is trying to get us to answer his questions for the GED. Cheater!
     
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    ChatGPT where are you?
     
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  9. Jigga

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    yeah and none of you are being helpful at the moment
     
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  10. Cornelius Suttree

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    The ones in the south probably
     
  11. beist

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    I think this is just a trick to get you to assume their genders and cancel yourself.
     
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  12. ats

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    Antonia is the plasteree not the plasterer
     
  13. beist

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    anyway here is the answer

    Antonia Kennedy Biologist
    Colleen Shaw Magician
    Emanuel Dewey Plasterer
    Gustave Hamilton Flight Attendant
     
  14. BuckeyeRiot

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    No, not based on your word problem just in general.
     
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  15. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Colleen Shaw is the magician

    Emmanuel Hamilton is the flight attendant

    Antonia Kennedy is the biologist

    Gustave Dewey is the plasterer
     
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  16. TC

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    Make a grid OP
     
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  17. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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  18. AUShyGuy

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    Wrong first names, Hamilton and Emmanuel are referenced in the 2nd statement
     
  19. blind dog

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    Antonio IS the plasterer

    I cannot be tricked
     
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  20. ono

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    Probably? I could certainly beat one up though.
     
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  22. ned's head

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    No but I can beat them all up

    Oh get fucked ono. Better hope you aren't a 5th grader :nunchuck:
     
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  23. skiedfrillet

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    what the fuck does ole boy being 25 have to do with anything
     
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  24. Simon Templar

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    How many at once though?
     
  25. bertwing

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  27. pianoman

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    This is what I got but I don’t believe there’s enough info here to deduce which of Antonia and Colleen are the magician and biologist.
     
  28. AUShyGuy

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    Hamilton is the flight attendant because Shaw is not a man and Kennedy and Dewey were ruled out. His first name is Gustave because the 2nd statement has Hamilton and Emmanuel as separate people.

    Shaw’s first name is Colleen because it’s not Antonia.

    Emmanuel has to be the plasterer because Antonia and Collen were ruled out. His last name is Dewey because Emmanuel is older than Kennedy.

    Antonia Kennedy isn’t a magician so she’s a biologist.

    Colleen Shaw is the Magician.
     
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  29. beist

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    Kennedy is not the magician per #2.
     
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  30. skiedfrillet

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  31. Constant

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    Came up with same.
     
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  32. ned's head

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    I'm also apparently way dumber than a 5th grader because I was reading this as 7 people (4 deweys and 3 without last names). My kids are SOL

    :roll:
     
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  33. racer

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    Simple logic, came up with
    AKB
    CSM
    EDP
    GHF
     
    #34 racer, Mar 13, 2023
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  34. Drown ‘Em

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    There is. Assuming the OP is trying to help their kid, here’s how you can get the answer.
    set up a logic grid as such:
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    From number 1, we know that the flight attendant (F) is a man, so X out Antonia (A) and Colleen (C). We also know (F) is not Dewey (D) or Kennedy (K), so X them out.
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    From number 2, know that K is not a Magician, that K is not E, and that E is not H, so X them out. The age is a red herring.
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    From number 3, we know that Shaw (S) is a woman, but not A. So C and S go together, and put a O. Then X out the rest of the S column and the C row.
    We also know that S is not in the building industry, so Xs go in (C,P) and (P,S)
    C94EBF6E-BEFB-4D7C-A249-34F13B52708A.jpeg This leaves us with E and D going together, so put an O and then X out the column.
    Also, from number 4, we know that A is not P, so place an X.
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    Now, because we know that E and D go together, we know that E and F do not, as D and F do not. So an X goes into (E,F) meaning an O goes into (G, F) and you X out the row.

    The rest is in the next post as I have a few too many pics.
     
    #35 Drown ‘Em, Mar 13, 2023
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  35. racer

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    The trick is to x out one or two boxes per clue and go back in circles. Each round you’ll have made another mark that ‘unlocks’ another.
    At least for me.

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  36. Drown ‘Em

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    Now we know that F is a man from number 1, so put an X in (F,S) as we know S is a woman. That leaves an O in (F,H) and means an O also goes into (G,H). That gives us our first answer: GHF
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    That leaves us with an O in (A,K) and gives all of our names.
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    We now know that A goes to with K, but K does not go with M, so AKB becomes the next answer.
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    Finally, C now must got with M, giving us CSM. That leaves EDP as the final answer.
     
  37. Beachy Toast

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    bertwing had to repeat 5th grade, even in Arkansas.
     
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  38. ned's head

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    I think that's how you get your diploma in Arkansas
     
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  39. ashy larry

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    ask me any 5th grader question
     
  40. Constant

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  41. ashy larry

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    [y]
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  43. ashy larry

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    your sick
     
  44. Shawn Hunter

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    I was about to give up, then I looked thru things a bit more carefully and got it.

    ANd I don't care if none of y'all believe me.

    This is crazy that they give it to a 5-year-old 5th grader. I was using a damn excel spreadsheet.
     
    #45 Shawn Hunter, Mar 13, 2023
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  45. Shawn Hunter

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    Wrong
     
  46. Shawn Hunter

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    Oh trust me it's a vital clue
     
  47. blind dog

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    5th grade not 5 years old idiot you fail
     
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  48. Shawn Hunter

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    Give me a break, my brain is fried after solving this
     
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  49. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Emmanuel is the flight attendant who is 25, based on clue 1.

    Kennedy is not the magician and is older than Hamilton but younger than Emmanuel, so Kennedy must be the biologist.

    Antonia is not the plasterer, so she must be either the magician or the biologist. However, Shaw is not Antonia and is not part of the building industry, so Antonia must be the magician.

    Finally, Shaw is very good at her work and is not part of the building industry, so she must be the plasterer, and Hamilton is left as the biologist.

    So the matches are:

    • Antonia is the magician.
    • Colleen is the biologist.
    • Emmanuel is the flight attendant.
    • Gustave is the plasterer.