Arizona (PFF) Cardinals

We are not worse than the Dolphins

Right?

RIGHT?!?!?!!

RIGHT!!!!!!?????

 

Probably. Maybe. I don't fucking know

 

Gilbert is already inactive week 1

lmbo

:(

 

And we traded his backup to NE. And the other OT's are either undrafted or new to the roster. Good stuff

 

Feel the excitement!

 

I just want to be able to watch Cardinals games this year, like, the whole game and not want to burn my eyes out with acid like last year. Not even expecting a ton of wins, just don't be unwatchable

 

I’m here at a Dallas sports bar with 90% Cowboys bar and I got a TV reserved for the Cards game

I’m prepared to get evil looks

 

WE FORCED A PUNT!!!!

 

Fuck off JR Sweezy

 

LOOK AT THAT PUNT COVERAGE

BEAUTIFUL

 

2 punts and 2 awful spots to start drives

YAY US

:(

 

what the fuck was that kyler and keesean

 

CHANDLER FUCKING JONES

 

Did I just watch Sweezy sack Murray?

 

more like teabag him

Sweezy and the nobody RT are awful

 

Kliff is digging deep in the McCoy playbook on that drive

 

didnt we fire the old offensive staff????

 

THERE’S THAT CARDINALS DEFENSE

Vance forgot he doesnt have Von and Chubb anymore

 

Just wait until next week and Lamar Jackson faces us

 

I appreciate the awareness level of our LBs and safetes to find the TE and slot WRs

and then get beat by Stafford and an option play

and then fall for the count on 4th and 1

Terrific play all around

 

but at least Byron Murphy looks good!

 

AND JUST AS I SAY THAT

 

WE GOT POINTS!!!!

 

This is sad

 

WE CROSSED MIDFIELD ON OFFENSE

 

DAMNIT KYLER

 

Lion DBs are just manhandling Kirk

 

at least we have a kicker!

 

The LBs and DBs can never find Hockenson

and constantly look like chickens with their heads falling off

 

Swearinger completely blew that. Turns out a shitty college coach might be a shitty nfl coach

 

WE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN

 

Kyler looks pissed after throwing his first NFL TD

 

I think he knows how bad he was today, not used to being the biggest problem. OL not even a disaster but Kyler couldn’t hit anything

 

Okay lets not go too far here

also does it look like DJ lost a step or two or has he never been a real burner

 

NICE PLAY SWEARINGER

 

He fucking sucked a lot of sucks in this one. Single worst player for the defense today

 

SNAP THE FUCKING BALL

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

 

Good shit, even if they don't win it in the end.

 

Unreal. Couldn’t have looked worse for 3 quarters

 

Now to rely on our defense!!!!!!!

 

FUCK YOU TRUMAINE BROCK YOU FUCKING DICKHANDS

 

WE ARE UNDEFEATED AFTER WEEK 1

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

 

Special Teams was our best unit

Zane goes 4-4

Andy Lee was Andy Lee

I think it was Sherfield #16 who was tremendous on punt coverage

 

Kliff > Arians ???????

 

Hicks is a great run stuffer and bad pass defender

 

dump is this your quarterback?

 

Yes

 

Placed Gilbert on IR

Signed OT Jordan Mills