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  1. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    ITT people can ask sooz a question and she will do her best to answer it without calling you a cuntshit.

    Sooz is full of great advice and I think this thread could build really help her serve a purpose on this site.

    I’ll start. sooz who is your favourite American?
     
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  2. The Banks

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    Foster’s is:

    A. Australian for beer
    B. A
     
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  3. Hoss Bonaventure

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  4. Simon Templar

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    It’s been widely understood and internationally accepted that Steve Irwin was indeed not killed by a stingray barb to the heart and that story is a known coverup. Who though was responsible for the death?

    a. Big Koala
    b. Big Croc
    c. Bindi Irwin
     
  5. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    What are your favorite TV shows down there? I've seen a pretty damn good bit of Australian TV.

    I liked shit like Wentworth, Glitch, Colin from Accounts, Mystery Road(also the movie), Farscape, Rake, and The Code.
     
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  6. sooz

    sooz A grumpy old fart
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    My favourite tv show is AFL360
     
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  7. sooz

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    None of those...

    He was killed by a stingray barb
     
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  8. sooz

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. sooz

    sooz A grumpy old fart
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    Fosters is shit beer.

    try Victoria Bitter
     
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  10. sooz

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    Aaron Rodgers
     
  11. B-Boy $P1

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    What did the dingo do?
     
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  12. sooz

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    Dingos are wild dogs. They can kill kids and babies
     
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  13. Lip

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    If you’re from Australia and work in IT, do you come from a LAN down under?
     
  14. Lip

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    If hell is red, hot, dry and mainly empty, how do Aussies know when thy are dead?
     
  15. Simon Templar

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    Please keep up. That was the cover up. There is no way such a great man could be felled by a mere stingray. He was the Chuck Norris of Australia.

    Me personally, I think it was Big Koala behind it all. Either that or those piece of shit Dunkaroo people.
     
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  16. kinghill

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    Vegemite on toast or Peanut Butter on toast?
     
  17. DrTomOsbourne

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  18. spagett

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    Fuck you dude
     
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  19. Sanjuro

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    Is Skippy the Bush Kangaroo still the best TV show produced by Australia?
     
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  20. Simon Templar

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    Not a question but more of a comment. Kylie Minogue is overrated and sucks so bad.

    That is all.
     
  21. JVP

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    Not sure she is rated by anyone.
     
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  22. sooz

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    I like her music but i like kate ceberano's music better.
     
  23. sooz

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    Hasn't been on tv for a while.
    There are a lot of reality tv shows on these days on free to air tv that are not worth watching.
     
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  24. sooz

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    Lol! He's my favourite NFL player.
    I gathered if i had of said my favourite actor you would have said something similar.
    Favourite actor is harrison ford
     
  25. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Where’s the best place to visit in Australia?
     
  26. sooz

    sooz A grumpy old fart
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    Vegemite on toast.
     
  27. sooz

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    Byron bay. Which is in new south wales
     
  28. DrTomOsbourne

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    Where do the talking dogs live? Is it off limits or can you visit?
     
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  29. sooz

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    I don't eat a lot of burgers.
    Were i live there is a kfc and a hungry jacks
     
  30. racer

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    ^can’t get her out of his head
     
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  31. Saul Shabazz

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  32. BudKilmer

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    Have you ever boxed a kangaroo?
     
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  33. Baron

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    Who is your favorite poster on TMB?
     
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  34. Barves2125

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    What's the worst state/territory in Straya?

    Hungry Jack's or Macca's?

    Telstra or Optus? Has the national broadband project been worthwhile or a waste of time and money?
     
  35. fattmante

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    Thoughts on the children’s show Bluey?
     
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  36. Goose

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    What does it mean when someone says “I need to go see a man about a wallaby”
     
  37. sooz

    sooz A grumpy old fart
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    Stop making up conspiracy theories.
     
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  38. sooz

    sooz A grumpy old fart
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    I don't watch it
     
  39. sooz

    sooz A grumpy old fart
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    Worst state is south australia.
    Hungry Jacks
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    NBN is awesome once you have it installed fully.
     
  40. sooz

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    No
     
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  41. DrTomOsbourne

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    How do you avoid all of the living things trying to kill you?
     
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  42. sooz

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    Live alone
     
  43. DrTomOsbourne

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    On top of entire cities of talking dogs, spiders and snakes can read your no trespassing signs?

    Australia really is a wild place.
     
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  44. NP13

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    We figured that
     
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  45. Corky Bucek

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    Summer Heights High

    [​IMG]
     
  46. Randy Dangus

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    Why do Kiwis always sound like they’re asking a question sooz
     
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  47. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Why is Whammy such a bitch?
     
  48. Goose

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    Sorry Ben!
     
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  49. TrustyPatches

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    Why can’t I stop watching these TikToks

     
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  50. Simon Templar

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    I always figured you for a Big Koala supporter. For shame on you for having Steve Irwin killed, and I’m sure the Hemsworth's are so disappointed in you.
     
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