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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by NinjaRXA, May 23, 2011.
Thread ban for mark for spamming the fuck out of the thread.
god damn. what fuck is up with your phone?
what the fuck is up with God predestining that?
Hopefully we get another 100 pages of Mark's unremitting thoughts on empiricism, with short bursts of clarification on the absurd, specific rules within his religion.
His triple posting made as much sense to me as his long arguments based off unicorns and fairies *
unicorns and fairies = Calvinist Christianity.
this gif made me think of this thread, you can extrapolate on your own:
Can get a free book on my Kindle today. Gonna read an atheist viewpoint. Should I go with The God Delusion or what? Can't get The Moral Landscape or God is Not Great. Not in the kindle lending library. They have a portable atheist book that Hitchens put together. Any other older recommendations. Seems most of the free ones are the older ones. I know I can get the God Delusion free. Should I just do that?
How do you get to the free lending library? I got the email that I'm eligible, but I just bought my Kindle and I can't figure it out
The God Delusion is a good start
i like the god delusion
Neil Boorts ripped some creationist apart who called in to try and argue with him. The guys only argument was "How do you know the Big Bang happened? You're trusting what the scientists say?"
A liberal ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known!"
At this moment, a brave Navy SEAL who had served 15 tours of duty stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The professor smirked arrogantly and replied "4.6 billion years. Idiot"
"Wrong. It's 5,000 years old. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk. He stormed out of the room.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day. An eagle named "small government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day.
god wins again suck it nerds
That rock's name? Albert Einstein.
where do y'all find these things? sincerely hope none of them are things people post as real stories.
I've seen that many times, but I still giggle like a schoolgirl every time I read "smirked quite Jewishly".
Why is Jesus' sacrifice such a big deal? He was dead for three days then strolled into Heaven.
Maybe someone can help me out here. I remember someone posted a video clip of Futurama where Professor Farnsworth argues with a creationist about evolution, specifically the missing link. I feel like I run into this argument a lot and want to reference this video of creationists using infinite regression in their arguments about transitional fossils, but I can never find the full clip that was posted on here anywhere. Really don't want to have to search page by page through 216 pages of this thread if I don't have to. TIA
In the Bible, the term "antichrist" refers to Christians who believed that Jesus was entirely God, and that his human form was a mirage. It has nothing to do with non-believers.
Not even three days. He would have died Friday evening and rose Sunday morning. Dude would have been dead a day and a half.
In John he hung around for at least a week or more after comin' on back, which is kinda weird
says heaven is pretty boring if jesus wanted to get away for a week
40 days I think.
interesting read if you get the wsj
Hey mark (or anyone else) does it say in the bible that you have to be married to be a priest?
god testing more people's faith with fossils and science and shit
these are slaying me
Been busy with a new job and haven't had much chance to post in here.
Pulled up to grab food at a fast food place the other day. Thought I saw money on the ground. Got all happy to only find out that it was a piece of paper that looked like a 100 dollar bill with Jesus on it and some stupid ass message. I was enraged, so I kept the bill paper and I am currently thinking of ways to use it.
Want to redrop the bill and write on it, "thought this was money too? Kind of like the bible it is a giant allusion of shit."
that sucks but come up with something good thread and I will write it on the paper and drop it in front of a church
My boss is Catholic so I get tomorrow off. Getting days off are really the only benefit of religion
Except it's the reason keeping me from enjoying Chick-fil-A 7 days a week.
just go to church and put it in the donation urn they pass around.
As the only non-Catholic on my team at work, i sacrificed myself and am covering for everyone so they can take the day off. Does this sacrifice make me worthy of worship?
Check all that apply:
[ ] Yes, all hail the Fat Bitch!
[ ] No, kill the false prophet!
[ ] Maybe, im just going to wait to see if other people worship him first
There's a 3-day pun to be made I'm just not skilled enough to make a good one
I don't know what your job is, but you should just do it really shitty today and go home early.
I work in investments, and the stock market is closed so my job is kinda limited today. But its actually not so bad, since the office is empty today i got my feet kicked up and my music going. Will probably leave around 3 today instead of 5. Thank god this Jesus guy died, i needed an easy day at work.
Honestly, today is the day God died. Atheists should be the ones getting the day off.
I'm sure this has been posted before, but I just saw it and I'm sure others would be interested in it. It's a little long, but definitely worth watching. Lawrence Krauss (award winning theoretical physicist) talks about the universe:
I heard about this talk through a year-old podcast interview with Krauss. In case anyone is interested, here's a website for the podcast. They have a bunch of other great interviews, too.
Sam the Squirrel died for my sins