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  1. Arrec Bardwin

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    My brother.

    There are thousands of much hotter latinas at every United game. Connor Norman has taken down about half of them I heard.
     
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  2. Connor Norman

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    1/3
     
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  3. Arrec Bardwin

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    I would rather have Alexa kann at wingback than Ambrose.
     
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  4. Connor Norman

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    I see an ex of mine at almost every game and it makes me sad

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  5. Arrec Bardwin

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    Watching on my phone in bed, see you fools after we pull this win out.
     
  6. Gaknight

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    Arthur is gonna be getting those Monterrey Home Depot logos pulled
     
  7. Bishop

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    Tito in the 59th min
     
  8. Gaknight

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    I dont like Brek Shea either
     
  9. Connor Norman

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    Stay onside Brek
     
  10. MA

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    Mother fuck. What does it take to play a fucking through ball on time.
     
  11. Gaknight

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    It's really annoying the camera is 18 miles away from the action
     
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  12. Shiggityshwo

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    yahoo's replays are making me rage, it's 2019 we have the technology for the double box
     
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  13. Gaknight

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    I dont want to keep bitching about him, but nice ball watching Mikey.
     
  14. Connor Norman

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    He shouldn’t even play for ATLUTD2
     
  15. Gaknight

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    Everything about the camera work is garbage. The replays during the run of play. The camera from space. The one announcer just talking like he's narrating a bad book.
     
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  16. DirtBall

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    What I don’t understand is that typical Monterrey matches aren’t filmed from the same angle. Maybe Univision has the regular camera spots?
     
  17. Connor Norman

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    Ready for Tito, Frank
     
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  18. MA

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    And slow-mo replays at that.
     
  19. DirtBall

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  20. Connor Norman

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    We not making any subs tonight?
     
  21. Gaknight

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    Pity draws fouls. Now let's get one in the box.
     
  22. Connor Norman

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  23. Gaknight

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  24. Bishop

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    Fuck Fuck Fuck
     
  25. MORBO!

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  26. MORBO!

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    We need one here
     
  27. MORBO!

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    Also, is LGP out next match on accumulation?
     
  28. Connor Norman

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    Yeah, I think so
     
  29. Connor Norman

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    This team is desperately missing Miggy
     
  30. Connor Norman

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    Well guys, it’s been fun
     
  31. MORBO!

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    Welp, this was fun.
     
  32. Shiggityshwo

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    I didn't think it was fun
     
  33. MA

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    Our passing is shit. Gonna need to really improve that if we're gonna play this possession style.
     
  34. Gaknight

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    glad we saved all our subs
     
  35. MORBO!

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    If I ever see Ambrose again it will have been too soon.
     
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  36. Connor Norman

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    Does FdB think they roll over to the next match?
     
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  37. Gaknight

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    We need wing backs that can do something. No team is going to be worried about us wide with Ambrose and Shea on the field.
     
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  38. lewis

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    I guess this is what happens when Darren Eales doesn't have Tata putting a roster together for him.
     
  39. DirtBall

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    Outside of Giovinco being Superman this is par for the course. RBNJ beat Tij once but Tij was awful. MX is better than MLS still. It’s closer, but it’s still true.
     
  40. Arrec Bardwin

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    Being limited on what we can spend will keep us from ever competing in this competition. When our backup to Gressel is fucking Mikey Ambrose there’s not much we can do.

    This team is not set up for what De Boer wants to do. All they had to do when it we t wide was just show pressure and we turned straight backwards. There’s no apparent plan of attack in possession, we have a fuckin monster waiting in the box that will sacrifice his body just to sniff a goal and we aren’t even swinging balls in for him to go get.

    Instead we are relying on our CBs and DMs to all of the sudden become playmakers and make penetrating passes they aren’t accustomed to nor capable of making. Basically our only threat is Pity or Barco beating a player and then finding a pass, and neither of them are connecting with Josef wel right now.

    0-0 draw against a USL team incoming on Sunday unless we get a work of art from someone.
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    Of course. Luckily, MLS teams getting their asses kicked in this tourney is the only reason G/TAM is available. These matches used to be: the 2 best players are on the MLS side, the 3-17th best players are on the MX side.
     
  42. Arrec Bardwin

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    It also coming literally at the very start of our season can’t help either. We won’t win one until the all powerful Dong decides we should.
     
  43. Arrec Bardwin

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    He will probably just merge LAFC and Galaxy, give them 27 DPs and start them a goal ahead every match.
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    That’s the worst part of this tourney. MX is always in mid season form and we are still in pre season form:

     
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  45. Bishop

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    Won't freak out till we get Gressel and Escobar on the field. Then if we still play like shit :ohshit:
     
  46. MORBO!

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    If this stays ugly, gonna be a lot of “should have hired schelloto” posts.
     
  47. Fran Tarkenton

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  48. Arrec Bardwin

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    Touches on my point about Josef not getting service. The wingbacks are still a huge problem in our current injury situation tho.
     
  49. MORBO!

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    If we can’t withstand the loss of one wingback, then injury situation or no, we have a huge problem. There is zero depth there, and that’s just not okay.
     
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  50. Arrec Bardwin

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    That’s just called “MLS”.

    We’re extremely limited on how much we can spend on signing depth, so unless academy players ball out there will always be Ambroses around. This is why Red Bull’s are deep, their academy has produced a lot of players for them. We’re a few years away from seeing how wellnours is really doing.
     
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