Auburn hires morally bankrupt spiritual fraud and known creep Hugh Freeze

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  1. One Two

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    Speaking of living up to our screen names get a load of this guy!
     
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    I, too, like to watch people shit while I bake pizza. No kink shaming.

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    It's the Pittsburgh toilet for sec country
     
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  4. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    Ty for the heads up.

    I'm 49 with two kids, including an autistic 4 yr old who is slowly killing me and my savings account.

    If anyone wants to steal this life, I will straight up give you the keys, just ask.

    Also my back is pretty fucked up.
     
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  6. One Two

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    I understand their tradition of putting fries on everything was an attempt to “get ahead” of the booming Magic City down in Alabama.
     
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  7. Room 15

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    You had me until the back pain.
     
  8. southlick

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    And here comes the ole pine box
     
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  10. afb

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    That seems like a weird comment to tell your team
     
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    If you can’t hire the current Ole Miss coach, might as well shoot for the disgraced former Ole Miss coach who just signed an 8 year fully guaranteed extension with another super religious wackjob school!
     
  12. Eathan Edwards

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    What a confidence builder going into a rivalry game Lane. lol

    "Unless something changes, I'm here guys"
     
  13. Handcuffed

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    "It sounds like Auburn isn't going to my number so I'll be sticking around for another year"

    wtf
     
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  14. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    Your HC looks like an asst. mgr. at Bucees, and your OC has definitely roofied multiple sorority chicks.
     
  15. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    I don't know if you mean we're twins, or you're having such a bad go of it, my life seems appealing.

    Either way, all the thoughts and prayers heading your way.
     
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  16. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    Now it's back to bed, where previously mentioned 4 yr old can drive his knees into previously mentioned jacked up back.
     
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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    My salary was increased 700%, something changed
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ole Miss mods are now saying he's signing an extension today and Hugh Freeze will be Auburns coach

    Congrats wes tegg and fuck you too!!! Have a great Thanksgiving
     
  19. LuPoor

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    That's a better fit anyway, congrats Auburn
     
  20. Chipper>Jeter

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    Congrats on giving him a big raise when he had a mediocre season against a soft schedule. Am I doing this right?
     
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  21. Chipper>Jeter

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    Fuck Freeze woodchuck looking morherfucker
     
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  22. The Blackfish

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    No, the play is “we never actually offered him the job”
     
  23. The Blackfish

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    Freeze and Auburn were made for each other. I would have rather them hired Kiffin.
     
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Very Auburn of them
     
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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'd be extremely disappointed if we hired that fucking loser. Especially after him getting a raise to 5mm and we'd have to give him like 7.5mm.

    "Insiders" have claimed he hasn't officially interviewed
     
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  26. Chipper>Jeter

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    They cucked themselves
     
  27. Chipper>Jeter

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    My question would be we hired Cohen for a guy that would have begged to come here?
     
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't think the Cohen hire has anything to do with a specific coach
     
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  29. PSU12

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    Congratulations to the Auburn Tigers and new head football coach James Franklin!
     
  30. Chipper>Jeter

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    No but it’s a lazy hire that we don’t need an AD to make
     
  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    Fuck Freeze.

    I'd rather drop 14mm to Oregon and give Lanning a 3.5mm dollar raise to 8mm. Give him another million in Assistants salary
     
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  32. Rebelution

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    Can you c/p? I’d be interested to see which of our moron mods are saying that.
     
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't have the text, just reading from other boards relaying.

    Neil McCready is the one saying Lane stays and AU hires Freeze this weekend. On3 might be the ones saying he signs a new contract today
     
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    Auburn will hire Nick Rolovich
     
  35. TC

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    If I was an Ole Miss Rebels I would kop that sweatshirt, that’s nice
     
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  36. Chipper>Jeter

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    Nah our dumbass boosters would hire Grimes if they had their way. One of our biggest ones wants him bad because he needs a friend as his HC.
     
  37. Hatfield

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    If only Bronco Mendenhall believed in the slightly less made up god story, seems like he’d be on their radar
     
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  38. Mr. Bean

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    Can’t think of a worse fit for Bronco than Auburn, honestly
     
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  39. Barves2125

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    I'm thankful for how messy Auburn football always manages to be.
     
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  41. ATX305

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    This all ends with Kevin Steele coming home to the Plains
     
  42. DUCKMOUTH

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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    :idk: this isn't even messy.
     
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  44. Eathan Edwards

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    Just wait til you give Freeze a company phone and get back to us.
     
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  45. BudKilmer

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    flailing at Lane to hire Hugh Freeze while your big booster wants Baylor’s OC is a tad messy by most
    Standards, just not the special fucking mess you usually make
     
  46. ned's head

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    Hell, I'd say this has been cleaner than your average auburn year where the head coach wasn't fired. (So far)
     
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  47. LuPoor

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    That's true, Auburn really shines the most when they're NOT officially having a coaching search.
     
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  48. Eathan Edwards

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    Text I just received from an Auburn friend.

    "I'll fire a head coach and head a fired coach. I don't give a shit"
     
  49. Arrec Bardwin

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    I didn’t know George Wallace (The comedian) was an Auburn fan.
     
  50. Eathan Edwards

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    It was definitely a George Wallace reference. I also don't even think it made sense but it got a laugh.