Auburn hires morally bankrupt spiritual fraud and known creep Hugh Freeze

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  1. Deuce

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    Whoa Whoa Whoa, you are supposed to be responsible for dumb shit you said on the internet?
     
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  2. Owsley

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    A family divided will not stand

     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    It just doesn't make any sense. Auburn loves to find the dumbest ways to shoot ourselves in the face
     
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  4. Owsley

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    JABA
     
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  6. Owsley

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    Real Baghdad Bob vibes here
     
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  7. Deuce

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  8. fuckthestateoftx

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    I hope someone will defend me someday the way WED defends Hugh
     
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  9. southlick

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  10. Owsley

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    :roll:
     
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  11. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  12. One Two

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    He’s stuck in some fantasy world where he can’t comprehend being accountable for losing. It must be some terrible bad luck.
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    I don’t think Hugh understands what “more” means
     
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  14. fuckthestateoftx

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    Lmao he said they’d beat Cal 9 times too

     
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  15. Capstone 88

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    Easy to win 9/10 times when you’re calling near perfect plays every game
     
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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    Auburn currently sits at 18-2 on the season
     
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  17. devine

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    Hypothetically losing to a hugh freeze team 9 out of ten times is pretty embarrassing. Wonder if this will be enough to boot pittman
     
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  18. ned's head

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    It's hard to imagine a bigger baby in any sport
     
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  19. fuckthestateoftx

    fuckthestateoftx ruthkanda forever
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  20. fuckthestateoftx

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    He throws his players under the bus then backs it over them like 16 times
     
  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    That scheme was so fucking hot
     
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  22. Capstone 88

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    Lotta Trump in those quotes which makes sense
     
  23. The Blackfish

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    My scheme, beautiful scheme by the way, lots of people are saying it. Very beautiful
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    They said, “you just lost to Cal and Arky.” I said, and it’s actually very smart what I said, I told them, “we’d beat those guys 9 times out of 10.”
     
  25. HtownTide

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    The NCAA all time leader in moral victories has seemingly found the perfect coach
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell ya something. We were out there, folks, and we had the most beautiful, the most perfect game plan. I mean, nobody’s ever seen anything like it—people are talking about it, the experts are talking about it. Believe me, we could have beaten those teams 9 times out of 10. Easy. It was flawless. Absolutely flawless.

    But—and it's a big but—the players? They didn’t execute, folks. They didn’t make it happen. I drew up the greatest offensive plays anyone’s ever seen. Legendary. People are calling it a masterpiece. But the players? They just didn’t show up. It’s sad, really. We had the whole thing in the palm of our hands.

    If they had just followed through—just a little bit—we would’ve crushed them. But they missed blocks, dropped passes, couldn’t read the defense. They let us down, plain and simple. You saw it, I saw it. We all know it.

    So, look, when we play them again—and we will—I guarantee you, with my play calling, we’ll wipe the floor with 'em. No question about it. But the players? They’ve got to step it up. I can only do so much, folks. The strategy was perfect. Absolutely perfect. It's the execution that was a disaster!
     
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  27. spagett

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    Wanna baptize that scheme
     
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  28. gilstein21

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    Concepts of a scheme
     
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  30. southlick

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  31. One Two

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    Big fan of not having a cohesive offensive game plan and tons of turn overs and blaming it on bad luck. He probably should’ve just rolled with a rumor that he got shot in the ear before the game.
     
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  34. The Blackfish

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    Absolutely stunned to find out he’s exactly who we thought he was
     
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  35. spagett

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    And what is that!?

    I bet you're gonna say he's a piece of shit, aren't you?
     
  36. BP

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    AU and Freeze are so perfect for each other
     
  37. Chipper>Jeter

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    That shit got me real triggered
     
  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    A touch of context....

     
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  39. Fran Tarkenton

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    Kevin Steele would be 4-0
     
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  40. JonathanCoachman

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    He makes Dabo seem semi-reasonable.
     
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  41. jawsthegreat

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    The most "Auburn thing" ever would actually be to BEAT Oklahoma this weekend and then lose four straight to UGA, Missouri, Kentucky, Vandy, before somehow beating Texas A&M and then playing the game of their life against Bama in Tuscaloosa but still losing by 3 TDs since it's in T-Town not Auburn and then to head into 2025 thinking they're national title contenders because the Mountain West Third Team All Conference QB transfers in
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    We currently have posters on home boards hyping up our offensive and defensive metrics.

    Little do they know, we haven't played a single team that will be bowl eligible in 2024.
     
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  43. Gallant Knight

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    Hogs going 11-1
     
  44. ned's head

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    Cal's gonna win the acc, brother
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yes, you are essentially a home-board poster
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    FSU handed them a massive defeat
     
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  47. ned's head

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    They say it's hard to beat a team twice
     
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  48. Nole96SC

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    If we played them 9 more times we’d lose 9 times.
     
  49. Saul Shabazz

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    These are fantastic
     
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