Auburn hires morally bankrupt spiritual fraud and known creep Hugh Freeze

There wasn’t a dry eye in the room

 

We believe in Sweet Frog, and we love it!

 

Damn I don't even know what Sweet Frog is

 

apparently FROG is an acronym for Fully Rely On God

 

I can't tell if this is true or not

 

God dammit. I was hoping the lame ass call god shit would go away with 75% of the team leaving but I guess not fml

 

God damn it

 

They built it across from the new HS. Every day I pick up my youngest he is trying to go in that place.

 

Why? If the players came up with that and its a draw for kids who cares. Call God, Allah, Yahweh, Buddha, L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise, who gives a shit. Plus it irritates the shit out of rival fanbases.

 

We believe in a yogurt that is frozen and because Auburn men and women believe in these things I believe in Auburn and love it.

 

Because?

Because I hate it

 

1. God
2a. Fambuleh
2c Froyo
3 MAGA

 

What’s 2b

 

2b or not 2b?

That is the question.

 

It's the freedom God gives us to be independent thinkers.

It is for you to fill out

 

My 2b is Nachos*

*Doritos with melted pepper Jack cheese and pickled jalapeños

 

Really disappointed they canceled A Day. No Momma's Love and glorious steamed nachos this year

 

all of that evangelical bullshit is quintessential auburn. has nothing to do with those players. really surprising how many auburn fans on this board fail to realize that.

 

Yea, I’m fully aware. Doesn’t mean I can’t bitch about it

 

Special fucking yogurt

 

guns

 

There’s no offseason for posters

 

You’re impressively unintelligent.

 

CBB is over and now it is full time Twitter

Yay Bruce

 

Remember, Bruce's people killed Jesus

 

want this on a shirt so bad

 

I’ve got good news for you if you’re willing to google “man I love frogs”

 

He is indeed

 

Why? Did a referee call a foul on Broome while he was there?

Spoiler

Because he cries about every call and no call

 

Lol!

 

called it

 

I was gifted a DILF hat that says, "Dude I Love Fernet" in smaller lettering underneath it. Wear it every so often and love it.

 

I was recently gifted a hat with a catfish on it that says catchin’ kitties suckin’ titties. I wear it when appropriate (e.g., all the damn time)

Spoiler

 

So all the time?

 

Found one of me

 

The Nazi comparison is apt because Goebbels was a huge proponent of accusations in the mirror

 

Drew is a great artist and has some excellent merch. I need to get some stickers or something.

 

Someone pointed it out but check out Pearl's follows and he's not that offended by Nazis.

 

Call Hitler

I mean God

 

Because you’re the number 1 Nazi history connoisseur on here I’ll believe it!

 

I think Bruce Pearl may have been on Newsmax more times this year than ESPN. Not kidding at all.

 

Rob Pate owns it. Walk in and tell him that you are there to get Erwin High School's greatest athletes autograph.