Auburn hires morally bankrupt spiritual fraud and known creep Hugh Freeze

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  1. TheFreak55

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    Thats like telling him to stop existing
     
  2. Clown Baby

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    The horniest guy on tmb accusing someone else of being too horny in a thread dedicated to a coach fired for being too horny is quite rich
     
  3. TheFreak55

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  4. Arrec Bardwin

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    They tore it down and built a Whataburger unfortunately. I think he moved a few years ago though.
     
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  5. Clown Baby

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    [Springsteen voice]: They tore down the Steak ‘n Shake in Roswell last night. And Chipper Jones moved too.
     
  6. Simon Templar

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    I won’t let you shame me
     
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  7. Simon Templar

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  8. Arrec Bardwin

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    The chorus is the guy who just says “suckin on chili dogs” for every lyric
     
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  9. wes tegg

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    Hornception.
     
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  10. Clown Baby

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    Simon after freak PMs him a copy of the 2008 University of Kentucky cheerleading media guide:

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  11. TheFreak55

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    I've already had a go at lil freak today but might have to have another
     
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  13. Arrec Bardwin

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    His mom was on the squad
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    Im pretty sure she cheered at Kentucky. A guy I knew at Alabama’s twin brother cheered with her.
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    You take that back!
     
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  16. TheFreak55

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    I'm sorry with who
     
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  17. Simon Templar

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    Why is Clown Baby gatekeeping horniness is what I’m trying to figure out?
     
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  18. Boom TittyMilk

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    probably giving himself 5 lashes every time it’s displayed
     
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  19. Tiffin

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    My father's brother's uncle's cousin's former roommate.
     
  20. Clown Baby

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    Trump named me secretary of the interior thigh so yes, policing horniness is my purview
     
  21. Simon Templar

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    Ah the RFK Jr of sexuality. Put an antivaxxer in charge of Health and Human Services, put clown baby over sensuality.
     
  22. Clown Baby

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    In fairness to me, I put on a chastity belt every day before making my first post. No one’s making me but it’s a habit at this point
     
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  23. One Two

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    He’s telling everyone to listen to more DMB to improve their sex lives and birth rates are plummeting
     
  24. Brandon Chicken

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    Submitted for the approval of the midnight society:

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  25. Arrec Bardwin

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    Real ones wear it 24/7
     
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  27. Jake Scott

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    I didn't recognize Hugh.
     
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  28. BudKilmer

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    Did he get stung by a swarm of bees
     
  29. Jake Scott

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    I assume it's the brown water from last night trying to exit his body all at the same time?
     
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  30. spagett

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    Looks like he's taking HGH but not exercising at all
     
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  32. BudKilmer

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    Also. Brent Key putting with a glove on is nasty work
     
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  34. wes tegg

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    He’s taking ETOH and not exercising at all.
     
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  35. wes tegg

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    I love that they posed him behind Nutt. Shame they didn’t pair them together.



    Spurrier is going to roast his ass for 18.
     
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  36. Jake Scott

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    Spurrier looking better than Hugh is a testament to banquet beers iyam.
     
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  37. Redav

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    It looks like Hugh just finished going 12 rounds
     
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  38. DaveGrohl

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    Damn, PDL would have probably changed his username by this point.
     
  39. Arrec Bardwin

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    PDL would have been run off this board because he would have been a full blown MAGA hardo.
     
  40. spagett

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    Is that Tom O'Brien's ghost?
     
  41. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    He probably would have seen how wrong and hurtful his beliefs were and changed.
     
  42. i am a bammer

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    PDL would've voted for Obama a third time
     
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  43. GrizzliesDrew

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    PDL would have done a lot of shit....too bad he's dead.
     
  44. Nole0515

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  46. BudKilmer

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    I’d love to box a roo
     
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  47. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    You'd get fucked up
     
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  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hugh looks a lil yoked up.

    My guy got on some TRT
     
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  49. spagett

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    A true football guy is either going gloveless or glove on the whole time
     
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