Auburn hires morally bankrupt spiritual fraud and known creep Hugh Freeze

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    I know this doesn't make sense to most people, but most of this shit is exactly what the psycho type A P5 Football coaches want.
     
  2. Owsley

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    Auburn is also an objectively better job than Oregon. There’s really no argument there.
     
  3. The Banks

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    You guys are getting Freeze
     
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  4. Jake Barnes

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    I like the geography argument. If it were even remotely important to a coach’s decision, none of the playoff teams from the past four years or so would be worth a shit and San Jose State would be a powerhouse.
     
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  5. Corch

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    Is it objectively better if they pay the same? Because I don't agree.
     
  6. Chipper>Jeter

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    No doubt
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pls stop
     
  8. Arrec Bardwin

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    I don’t think Cristobal would want him as OC.
     
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  9. Corch

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    Certainly you understand nuance and are just being obtuse to try to make a point.

    Geography isn't everything but it would play a role in deciding between two similar jobs.

    Auburn is obviously in a more fertile recruiting territory but you're also dealing with 20+ programs fighting for that same talent. At the same time, regional talent is becoming less and less important in major CFB.
     
  10. Jack Parkman

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    Barners you guys just punting on the ESD?
     
  11. Boom TittyMilk

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    Gus already had
     
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    Let's look at the facts.

    2010 Natty.
    Auburn > Oregon

    Sums it up perfectly
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    Nah Mario gonna catch a redeye
     
  14. Boom TittyMilk

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    Don’t need a red eye when you fly private
     
  15. Chipper>Jeter

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    You have an Alabama fan on record saying it is so what do you think?
    its a better job
     
  16. Corch

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    S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C!
     
  17. Jake Barnes

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    Recruiting territory is extremely important, I agree. My impression is that you weren’t referring to that, but instead suggesting that the cultural and social appeal of Oregon would be great enough to dissuade someone from leaving Eugene for Auburn by comparison, which I have yet to see a great deal of evidence to support.
     
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  18. Chipper>Jeter

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    Recruiting in Alabama, Georgia, Florida > Oregon, California, Washington. Also we just wrote a massive check to a coach because he threatened to go to Arkansas a couple years ago.
     
  19. Fran Tarkenton

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    It was true for us. Kirby had him unpaid helping us in 2018. Was not allowed to be on staff per conference.
     
  20. TheFreak55

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    Auburn is easily a better job than Oregon, Auburn isn’t “Alabama”’ as corch is using it and it’s less than two hours to Atlanta
     
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  21. Boom TittyMilk

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    Plus i don’t know if they’ve seen the graphic, we in Georgia
     
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  22. TheFreak55

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    well this is pretty official
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  23. High Cotton

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    Distance was a factor.
     
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  24. wes tegg

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    Nothing is better than people applying normal people decision making to college football coaches.
     
  25. The Banks

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    Arizona and Utah are more feeder states for Oregon than Oregon and Washington.
     
  26. Doc Louis

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    If there’s one school that could benefit from a minority hire, it’s auburn
     
  27. RonBurgundy

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    $21 million to fire a coach but no money to pay players.
     
  28. GrizzliesDrew

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    Cristobal is Cuban, B.
     
  29. Chipper>Jeter

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    Ok but that still doesn't come close to the area we recruit in. Cristobal will be at a place that can go into Florida and get kids if he comes here. We used to pull kids every year from there until Gus fucked it up.
     
  30. soulfly

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    Can UW be a powerhouse in this scenario?
     
  31. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but this is for football not baseball.
     
  32. Jake Barnes

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    They’re almost the one I mentioned
     
  33. One Two

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    Has anyone fired up the flight tracker website?
     
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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    Mixing up a few issues.

    Buyout money comes from boosters pockets, not AD revenues.
    There is still money to pay players. Most committed schools are already doing it
     
  35. The Banks

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    Sure. Its a factor of best recruiting grounds with the toughest competition for recruits or good recruiting grounds with much less competition for recruits. Arguments could be made either way what a coach like Mario would prefer.
     
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  37. GrizzliesDrew

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    Yeah. Football, where Cubans are a much smaller minority.
     
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  38. Doc Louis

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    Same with midgets but no one’s trying to hire Peter Dinklage.
     
  39. wes tegg

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    Cristobal has a losing record as a head coach and Auburn is about to pay him $6 Million a year. <3
     
  40. One Two

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    Yeah but he’s 24-9 at Oregon and that’s despite the depressing PNW and Antifa’s best efforts
     
  41. gowolverines8

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    keep your hands off Tony Elliot
     
  42. The Banks

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    You put a lot of weight into his 1-11 first year at FIU? (An improvement on the previous year, mind you)
     
  43. dump

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    Reminds me of another Auburn coach who got hired from a lowly P5 conference school

    Gene Chizik
     
  44. High Cotton

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    National Champion Gene Chizik
     
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    If cristobal gets a mega contract from auburn, him and taggart got to chip in and buy Justin Herbert a beach house or something.
     
  46. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Lol at Auburn being a better job than Oregon right now.
     
  47. The Banks

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    Going 11-1 gets you into the playoffs 8 out of 10 years. Is it easier to go 11-1 at Auburn or 11-1 at Oregon?
     
  48. High Cotton

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    banks, lol stop, this is a bad look, just roll with it
     
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  49. gowolverines8

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    Yeah let’s go into the ultimate blood bath of recruiting region where Auburn probably isn’t even a top 5 destination when he can be in a shit conference with a bunch of shit recruiters to compete against. Maybe if ucla and usc got their shot together, this would be a discussion but otherwise no way.
     
  50. TheFreak55

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    Nice Mark Richt 2.0 avatar