Auburn hires morally bankrupt spiritual fraud and known creep Hugh Freeze

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  1. BudKilmer

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    I think SMU is a better job
     
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  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    Looking forward to the failed NFL HC hot takes
     
  3. Corky Bucek

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    Pete Carroll come on down.
     
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  4. i am a bammer

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    There just aren't enough good Christian fambuleh men for the university of auburn boosters to consider.
     
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  5. ned's head

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    If you like money, you can't do better than auburn
     
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  6. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  7. The Milkman

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    TCU plucked Sonny Dykes. Paid him more as well.
     
  8. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Cute. How many times are you going to repeat yourself?
     
  9. TheFreak55

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    He’ll go until he’s blue in the face
     
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  10. Chipper>Jeter

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    Bruce is a Jew for Jesus already
     
  11. ned's head

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    Isn't Finley also hurt?

     
  12. Boom TittyMilk

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    Yes and yes
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    We are gonna lose to #Missouri Tigers
     
  14. ned's head

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    Just looked at their schedule...they could legitimately not win another game this year. Even western Kentucky looks decent
     
  15. Nostradumass

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    don't stop, I'm almost there..
     
  16. Where Eagles Dare

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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    WK is probably better than Mizzou.
     
  18. One Two

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  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    We'll most likely stomp your shit in. The Refs are on our side :smug: We'll have a new HC too
     
  20. spagett

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    Beelzebruce
     
  21. southlick

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  22. Barves2125

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    I've said it before and I'll say it again --
    Auburn needs more involvement from their QB dads!
     
  23. ned's head

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    They just need to fire him before he fucks around and beats bama or something silly
     
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  24. Truman

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    Listening now. He’s absolutely roasting the coaches lol
     
  25. RavenNole

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    he’s going to be floated for every P5 job until he gets one. Georgia Tech one seems to make a lot more sense for everyone than auburn.
     
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  26. Nostradumass

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    Auburn is such a hot mess of a program, year in and year out.
     
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  27. Gallant Knight

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    god willing...
     
  28. Gallant Knight

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    doesn't ga tech have admission requirements that are higher than other schools in the southeast?
     
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  29. BudKilmer

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    Auburn is the messiest bitch and I love it so much
     
  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    Imagine calling a team a hot mess year in and year out when you haven't beaten them since the Obama administration.
     
  31. Nostradumass

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    Auburn is the definition of a hot mess. Drama, in-fighting, out of control boosters, coaches under fire from the moment they are announced, insanely wild swings in W/L records, from good to terrible with no rhyme or reason.

    Arkansas has sucked for the most part since 2012 (when the head-to-head between us was 10-10). We're not a hot mess. We've been a dumpster fire, though. Don't see what that has to do with Auburn, though.
     
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  32. RavenNole

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    anything can be up for negotiation if they want to get back to being good at football. That program has a ton of potential.
     
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  34. Gaknight

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    Deion in Atlanta would kill in recruiting. I just laugh to think of 5 star recruits stuck in GT classes, while focused 100% on getting to the NFL when they would be in cake majors at other schools.
     
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  35. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    No. They can get who they want in.
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    Can be mad at him if he's wrong
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    They have business majors, they are fine
     
  38. Chipper>Jeter

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    Beat Bama :roll:
     
  39. ned's head

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    I feel like ASU is going to be the ticket for him. It's a program size that he's ready for, he'd have access to great recruiting, and his current roster could transfer with him that immediately compete in the pac when usc leaves
     
  40. BumpingNasties

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    You see the ACC every week. Same could be said for GTech.
     
  41. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's amazing his ascension to where he is being mentioned for legit jobs with only a few years real coaching experience.

    Can he handle a legit P5 program? Does he have the contacts to fill out a staff of legit coaches/recruiters that are demanding 500-750k? I know he has to know coaches, but will they come be apart of his team?

    I'd love to see this playout.
     
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  44. ned's head

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    The ACC has at least sent a team to the playoff in 7/8 years. The pac 12 has only made it 2/8 and not in the last 5 rounds.
     
  45. Fuck this

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  46. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    They have a management major but they still have to take calculus.
     
  47. Arrec Bardwin

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    What does Techs NIL situation look like? I don’t care if it’s Deion kids are gonna go for the money.
     
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  48. Jake Scott

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    Waffle House money is long.
     
  49. Jake Scott

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    It's really hard for me to deal with that too btw imo
     
  50. Where Eagles Dare

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    Tech is kinda weird. They have a lot of old money fans. I bet they could raise NIL funds. That school is gonna be nothing when they die off