Auburn hires morally bankrupt spiritual fraud and known creep Hugh Freeze

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  1. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Top people are saying that Bo Pelini could become available. Keep in mind that these are TOP PEOPLE
     
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  2. Walt Disney

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    lets do it
     
  3. ned's head

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    Watch them strike out on mario and move to lashlee
     
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  4. gowolverines8

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    Now power 5 program has a DGAF attitude than auburn, it’s has to be freeze
     
  5. Jake Barnes

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  6. One Two

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    A lot of y’all are going on One Two’s naughty list
     
  7. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    And almost immediately won a natty :smug:
     
  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah but those 11-1 will most likely be a 4 seed at oregon and you get blown the fuck out like the past times you got in
     
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  10. gus_chiggins

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    This is coming straight from the top, guys
     
  11. mp_22

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    please take him
     
  12. The Banks

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    Oregon blew out Florida State 59-20 the only time theyve made the playoff.
     
  13. danny2430

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    Fire Gus to hire his disciple that only knows how to call a inside zone read? Bold move
     
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    :smug: Yup
     
  15. soulfly

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    Jimmy Lake is going to scare Cristobal out of the conference. I will not field any questions on this matter. Thank you.
     
  16. dump

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    who will be his Gus and Cam
     
  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    At this same point Cam had yet to get kicked out of UF, so we don't knw yet
     
  18. High Cotton

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    Dewan Mathis reborn :bananallama::badasswolf::awesomeface::badger::bunnywithapancakeonitshead:
     
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  19. Fancy

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    Yes! Cuban Bee!
     
  20. High Cotton

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    There better be a Cuban Missle Crisis sandwich at Mama G's by Friday.
     
  21. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Thanks. Like Mark Richt, Kirby also owns Auburn
     
  22. LeonardWashington

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    best in terms of desirability or best in terms of the ability to win a natty? I know about 2010, but going forward I think Oregon has a better shot to win a natty.

    Auburn is what the fifth or sixth best job in our conference now? Probably fourth in the division right now? That’s tough

    but if you’re talking about desirability that buyout money is sweet
     
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  23. Chipper>Jeter

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    5th or 6th best job in the conference :pffft:
     
  24. LeonardWashington

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    I mean you’re fourth in the west, not sure how that’s debatable. And Georgia and Florida are far better jobs sooooo
     
  25. Chipper>Jeter

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    Yeah Georgia has definitely won a Natty since we have.
     
  26. John McGuirk

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    Far better? Only thing that’s far better is getting to play the east schedule every year
     
  27. LeonardWashington

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    So you really think if both jobs were open, auburn is the more appealing job?
     
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  28. The Banks

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    Georgia and Florida are certainly better jobs currently.
     
  29. mp_22

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    Is there a poll for the next coach?
     
  30. ned's head

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    He'll be lucky to get that with all that buyout money auburn has to pay

    :drumroll:
     
  31. jawsthegreat

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    Auburn fans thinking their job is more desirable than the Georgia job is how you end up with Gene Chizik and Gus Malzahn
     
  32. Chipper>Jeter

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    Yes
     
  33. letan

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    Auburn is a more desirable job than Florida and Georgia now? Interesting
     
  34. Beachy Toast

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    Was it a Greyhound bus?
     
  35. theregionsitter

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    to be fair it’s worked out better for them than Smart/Richt so far in the same time period
     
  36. soulfly

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    And so it begins :popcorn:
     
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  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    :idk: I guess that's how we won more natty's and more SEC Championships in that time frame than UGA.
     
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  38. theregionsitter

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    Strange, I mean the last 15 years has been pretty good to Auburn

    as a ND fan I’d gladly trade for Auburns run

    Georgia got them recruiting titles though, that means something I guess
     
  39. FriendsofJtyler

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    That doesn’t make it a better job.

    Look I hate Georgia. But it’s objectively a better job in an easier division and they don’t play second fiddle in their own state.
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean, we've have had top 2-3 teams in every decade since the 80s. Our peaks are high and our valleys are low, probably lower than most. We're probably behind UF and UGA. But we aren't distant
     
  41. laxjoe

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    Less than a couple hours I’m already looking at the pate count and saying to myself “yeah, I’ll catch up when Twitter tells me they’ve hired freeze”
     
  42. Daddy Rabbit

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  43. LeonardWashington

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    haha good lord
     
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  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    It was a joke, see my next post.

    Clemson has been average at best, probably more like mediocre for most of it's history and now considered a "top job" b/c of one coach.

    Outside maybe 5 elite jobs, there's a bunch of gray area for the next 15. It doesn't even matter that Auburn "plays second fiddle". That dumb.
     
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  45. Jake Barnes

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    Auburn is a paragon of inconsistency, the very definition of feast or famine. Yes, there’s a title in the past 16-year span, along with three SEC Championships, but there’s also 10 seasons with four or more losses. They’ve had back-to-back 10-win seasons exactly once in their program’s history.

    It’s a good job, but it doesn’t compete with the potential of what can be done at Georgia, where you have primary run of one of the biggest talent pools in the country.
     
  46. LeonardWashington

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    https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...uburn-has-no-price-warped-fantasy/6533887002/

    “It wasn’t so much that Malzahn went 9-4 last year that got him on the hot seat, it’s that he could no longer create the illusion of doing much better. And in the warped world of Auburn football, no price is too high — even in a pandemic — to keep that fantasy alive.”
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pure Elite Jobs
    Bama, Ohio State, UF, Oklahoma

    Texas/USC should be but have been average.

    The next 15 are a muddle mess of similar stature, history, recruiting ability/location, school support/$$$.
     
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  48. fucktx

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    damn auburn fans are delusional
     
  49. tigr2ndbase

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    I’m fairly certain we can be taken off this list for now.
     
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