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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Dec 13, 2020.
Gus isn’t here anymore bruh
You’re going to love 3rd and G from the 1 and Bobo ignores Tank for a bubble screen.
Sounds like coach plays matchups, WDE
Good thing he'll have a football HC in his ear vs Jesus
bryan harsin is great at two things
hiring shitty coaches and posting cringy shit on twitter
But we hired him for the more open press conferences, and he's living up to the hype.
Extreme Scentsy saleswoman energy
Please, don’t try to hide your jealousy.
Live, Laugh, Love, War Damn Eagle!
Welcome to last week.
SPOILER: Shivers has been rumored to transfer as well.
Jokes on him we don’t use tight ends
Guess I missed it. Damn, Shivers is good, he's no Tank obviously.
Saw you guys hired another random old white man from Boise to create the right culture. That should go well.
That man survives on nothing but Idaho potatoes
I really like Harsin as a coach, but I also really like to see Auburn fail, so I'm kind of in a quandary here.
Forwarding this to your dad
That's going to be difficult.
He and Pat Dye are probably plotting some kind of phantom call or weird bounce against the Tide.
My apologies wes tegg
No need to apologize. I knew you didn't mean anything by it.
Was gonna make a Pappa Tegg joke. Sorry bud
He meant forwarding him a prayer, one of Tittymilk’s daily rituals
Since everyone is super excited, the rest of the staff seems to be
Tee Martin #Tennessee Volunteers
Dameyune Craig #Texas AandM Aggies #Texas AandM Aggies alt
We're apparently getting a coach from the NFL (cough, will be a Boise Coach in a month)
Don’t you fucking tease me like this
Do you hate Craig now?
Tee Martin’s stock really has plummeted the last few years
He is not living up to expectations
some of it may be Jimbo’s antiquated offense though
The only useful thing I can remember Craig doing in his coaching career is relaying what FSU's signals were in the title game. So really there should have never been any expectations to live up to.
Thought we'd really upgraded when we went from Garner to Rocker. Turned out I was wrong.
Hilarious. Auburn basically has hired USCe's entire staff.
Did they not watch what we’ve done the past two years? Do they think we always played the way we did against them this year?
Idk, but I guess this is their plan to knock Saban off the perch.
Somebody make one of those Animorphs covers of a chicken changing to a tiger
These guys are already used to living under the thumb of an unbeatable rival. Maybe it's a coping strategy
Don’t tell them this isn’t the staff that beat Saban
Did we hire Jonah Hill?
This can't be true. We haven't hired a DL coach yet b/c we're waiting on NFL coaches. This is what our insiders have said!!!
I thought he was a good coach when he was here under Chizik. Or maybe Fairly just made him look good. He didn't recruit for shit and I don't think he recruited well at any stop after Auburn. He's always hated recruiting. Not sure why he didn't stay in the NFL
Recruiting was my issue with him..don't know why I expected different.
b/c y'all were convinced Uncle Rodney couldn't recruit anymore
This really doesn't have anything to do with USC. Rocker coached at Vandy under Mason. There's a chance we could end up with another one of Mason's former asts
No he didn't.