Auburn hires morally bankrupt spiritual fraud and known creep Hugh Freeze

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  1. Corky Bucek

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    Our Rutgers fan base is expanding. Welcome to the fambuleh.
     
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    I'm hoping that blond daughter is made led recruiter. Girl thicc
     
  3. stric006

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    Bunkie nailed it
     
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  4. spagett

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    Brooke Hogan
     
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    Very similar
     
  6. Capstone 88

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    His daughters are Devyn Lynn and Dayn Mykena

    That’s just white enough for Auburn
     
  7. Menelaus

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    Wait, really?
     
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  8. DDB

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    Dayn thiccc
     
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  11. spagett

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    This guy's been living the Salt Life... he just didn't know it
     
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  12. Prospector

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    Holy shit! Think what that poster would be like if he went to A&M
     
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    Not much different from Utah White and Southern White
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's going to fit in so well in the south :ohgosh:
     
  15. Cornelius Suttree

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    :roll:
     
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    Well, there is a salt lake, in Utah.
     
  17. spagett

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    This is the new Truman's steak
     
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  18. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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  19. Redav

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  20. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    wow he made another social media post and had to go to page 3 to find this thread
     
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  21. Kirk Fogg

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    Y tho?
     
  22. Kirk Fogg

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    The could be one way for the Auburn AD to offset all these buyouts they keep asking boosters to pay
     
  23. Capstone 88

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    Being white is a mental illness
     
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  24. One Two

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    Can confirm
     
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  27. Jack Parkman

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  29. Joey Freshwater

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    and who wouldn’t want to be like Vandy or Tennessee? I certainly hope he achieves his goal.
     
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  31. Capstone 88

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    "I absolutely love this place. We haven't played a game. I know we haven't done anything. We're all undefeated. But I'm very excited about being here."

    He’ll fit right in with that cult
     
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  32. stric006

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    I can give you 21.45 million reasons why.
     
  33. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    This feels like a Butch Jones quote
     
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  34. TC

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  35. LuPoor

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    Well damn if he doesn't make it sound like a special fucking place
     
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    I respect him more for saving the nascar guy's life when he was 6
     
  37. (Z)

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    Yeah, Jacksonville State did almost beat them a few years ago.
     
  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    Man knows his audience. He's fitting in so well.
     
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  39. Barves2125

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  40. Cornelius Suttree

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    He was probably married within three years of finishing school. I'd imagine his kids will marry super young too now that they're in the Auburn family
     
  41. spagett

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    Using the term "team up north" is a sign of mental illness
     
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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    He better not ever capitalize the a in alabama!!!!
     
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  43. electronic

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    I am really going to enjoy hating this goober for the next 3 years, and then praying that Auburn keeps him longer.
     
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    He's going to smoke Kirby annually. So suck our dicks, loser
     
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  46. El Tiburon

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    Powder or cum?
     
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  47. BudKilmer

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    ¿por qué no Los dos?
     
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  48. The Banks

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    Big congrats to those narrow wins over the likes of San Jose State, University of New Mexico, and Hawaii
     
  49. spagett

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    Although he did lose to San Jose St the last time they played
     
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  50. The Banks

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    Yikes