Auburn hires morally bankrupt spiritual fraud and known creep Hugh Freeze

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  1. IHHH

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    i thought we all agreed that kink shaming was out of bounds
     
  2. Corky Bucek

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    Reposting my content from the Auburn board and not giving me credit smdh
     
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  3. Corky Bucek

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    Hawaii is a tough game when they have a white QB with a crazy hairdo
     
  4. IHHH

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    Speaking like a true auburn man
     
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  5. Corky Bucek

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    Only true west coasters like me know this inside info when the games start at 10:00 PST
     
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  6. One Two

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    Posts like this make me glad that we are finally ready to admit there are good football programs outside of the SEC. Parity is good for the sport.
     
  7. The Banks

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    Yup big shoutout to the team that won the conference of the coach you just hired. SJSU Spartans are on the ups. Real shame how far Boise fell off under Harsin.
     
  8. One Two

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    Nice try but I’m not falling for this troll post!
     
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  10. Barves2125

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  11. fuxstockings

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    Family, history, tradition + nameless jersey is once again making my boomer conservative stepdad feel all sorts of things.
     
  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    The boomer tradition of calling a player by his number vs his actual name is really fucking stupid.

    "24 had a solid game this weekend and 56 was really pushing guys around"
     
  13. TheFreak55

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    Great men with great ideals can be separated by hundreds or even thousands of miles and still be in the same place
    They can be years or even generations apart in age
    And yet, somehow, find themselves on the exact same page
    When these men join forces to put the focus of reaching the same goals, to attain the same outcomes, they are not two, but one
    Instead of simply adding one's common attributes to another's, they somehow tend to multiply all attributes of both
    Whether from St. Louis or East Atlanta
    Whether from a savage land or a booming metropolis
    Whether they are two or two billion, the greatest their numbers could ever become, is to truly become one
    I now present to you
     
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  14. Room 15

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    I'll do this in the present tense. Nice play 18. Typically only with defenders. Sue me.
     
  15. fuxstockings

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    I have chills and am literally crying, me, a 64 year old retiree
     
  16. TheFreak55

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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    I will. wes tegg please prepare the documents to sue user Room 15
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Under cross examination we will find Room 15 guilty of being a Millennial and acting like a stupid fucking boomer
     
  19. TC

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    I only call players by jersey number or at most, last name. My favorite position is flanker
     
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  20. Room 15

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    You can just call me 15
     
  21. southlick

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    Harsin, who came to Auburn from Boise State in December, is signed through Dec. 31, 2026. His salary begins at $5 million and increases by $100,000 on Jan. 1 of each year of the contract. Harsin's bonus structure includes $100,000 for winning the SEC West Division and $250,000 for winning an SEC championship.

    He will earn $200,000 for every New Year's Six bowl appearance; $300,000 for reaching the College Football Playoff; $400,000 for reaching the national title game and $800,000 for winning a national championship.

    If Auburn fires Harsin without cause, it will owe the coach 70% of his remaining salary through the contract term, half of which will be paid within 30 days of termination. The remaining 50% would be paid out over four years, and Harsin's guarantee is not subject to offset or mitigation. Auburn had a similarly structured agreement with Harsin's predecessor, Gus Malzahn, who was fired in December. Malzahn was owed more than $21 million on his contract, and he received half of the amount within 30 days. UCF last month hired Malzahn as its coach. Malzahn earned $6,927,589 at Auburn in 2020.

    If Harsin leaves Auburn before the end of the contract, he would owe the school $7 million in the first year, $5 million in the second year and $3 million in the third year. His buyout then drops by $1 million apiece in the fourth and fifth years of the agreement.

    Harsin, 44, earned $1.85 million at Boise State in 2020. He comes to Auburn with a 76-24 record in eight seasons as a head coach.
     
  22. Oranjello

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    Poor guy is barely keeping up with inflation with a 2% raise the first year and less than 2% every year thereafter
     
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  24. Marbles

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    Feels good to be rich. Those lumber prices coming at the right time for the yella fella
     
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  26. Boom TittyMilk

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    :diamondjoe:
     
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  27. Chipper>Jeter

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    Crazy thing is this isn't even the worst buyout situation we have been in. We owed money to football, basketball, and baseball coaches all that the same time once.
     
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  28. Keef

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    I’m a little surprised they needed to pay 5m a year for this guy
     
  29. IvanTheTerrible

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    In a way, Bo Nix is like Jesus
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:

    Hell yes
     
  31. gilstein21

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  32. IV

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    Something something Jesus Christ curveball
     
  33. Dennis Reynolds

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    Narrow wins are a lot better than narrow losses that Gus made a regular staple every year.
     
  34. The Blackfish

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    “Right before people murdered Jesus, they criticized him. Just think about that”
     
  35. TC

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    Jesus could hit the crossing pattern

    :iceburn:
     
  36. Jake Scott

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    Nix is basically the shittier QB version of Jake Fromm.

    a million INT's against South Carolina, WWJD, etc. Just waiting on his "guns are for elite whites" moment.
     
  37. TC

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    Fromm took a team to the NCG iirc
     
  38. Jake Scott

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    You think Fromm was the reason that team went to the NCG?
     
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  39. BP

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    and was a 5th round pick
     
  40. RavenNole

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    When I saw that salary I thought that they would at least negotiate favorable buyout terms. Same dumb buyout Gus had with the 50% payout inside 30 days and no clawback if he gets a new job elsewhere.
     
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  41. Dennis Reynolds

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    From a guy that has recently been called a psychopath on this board, Bo Nix is a psychopath. He realizes he has been less than good so then he immediately goes deep into the bag of Aubren Fambly and pulls out the Jesus card for self preservation. As a guy that spent a lot of time in church at Auburn, I have seen this card played so many times. Usually played by the guy that thinks he's a super good guy and can't get the church girl he has been all but stalking for years. Usually this strategy is played by non alpha types that are overtly jealous of the success of others. In Nix's case I think he is just using it for internet clout and to guilt the fans into being quiet about his pedestrian performances.
     
  42. LeonardWashington

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    holy shit where did y'all find this guy
     
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  43. Jake Scott

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    Needs to read the latest version of the creed IMO, but can we trade him back to the team board for AUB ?
     
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  44. wes tegg

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  45. TC

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    Already posted on this page and you liked it :huh:
     
  46. TC

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    Autobahn maybe go with AUtobahn? #fambuleh
     
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  47. wes tegg

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    I posted the response tweet.

    Edit: I posted the wrong response tweet. Fixed.
     
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  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    Guys isn't going to get fired until year 3 or 4 and it's only like 7mm. The buyout is nothing
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bo Nix will be 2nd Team all SEC this year.

    Something like 3900 39TDs 12 picks.

    450yds rushing with 4TDs
     
  50. Kirk Fogg

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    Already conceding 1st team to Bryce Young?
     
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