Auburn vs Penn State Game Thread - Sept 18, 2021

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  1. RockHardJawn39

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    So, come on then
     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    I decided to knock up my wife, so probably not happening.

    Very very stupid of me. It would be the first game where I'd be somewhat accepted wearing an Auburn Jersey
     
  3. RockHardJawn39

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    When is she due?
     
  4. TheFreak55

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    I’d just like to say to hell with pedos and scousers.....is that redundant?
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Kid is 8 months old rn
     
  6. RockHardJawn39

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    Oh, she'll be fine then.
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Probs is she would want to come and no one to take care of the baby.
     
  8. RockHardJawn39

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    Tell her you'll be responsible, and not drink and take the kid in the game. then get really drunk so she has to watch him/her.

    What could go wrong
     
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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    My child's first game will not be to a heathen Big 10 stadium.

    I have wondered what age I can take him. He'll be like 20 months for next years Spring Game. Figured that might be a worthless game to take him to
     
  10. zeberdee

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    plus then he'd want you to buy him an erector set.
     
  11. herb.burdette

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    A counterpoint though, everyone should have the life experience of being in the wrong lane in the Fort Pitt Tunnel, then have to make a split second decision at 70 miles per hour on the bridge to get to your lane.
     
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  12. construxboy

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    Nothing to worry about. Too young for Sandusky.
     
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  13. construxboy

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    Laughed audibly
     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    I thought about making a pedo joke
     
  15. construxboy

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    Probably should practice for when we beat you and you're walking out of the stadium with your head down.




    :yousoricky:
     
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  16. og

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    bring your females aubs
     
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  17. construxboy

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    Booked a room just in case I can make it. Sounds like a good TMB meetup.
     
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  18. RockHardJawn39

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    That's assuming that traffic is moving, and you're not trying to get across 4 lanes at a standstill. It's one or the other. There's no in between.
     
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  19. herb.burdette

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    Good point.

    Either way though, standstill traffic or cross all lanes at 70, we can probably put the over/under on the number of times he gets flipped off from Greentree to Monroeville at 7.5.
     
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  21. Jimmy the Saint

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  22. PSU12

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    It’s not OSU, but I’ve been stocking up my piss balloons anyways for this one
     
  23. 34

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    same

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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Should be a fun atmosphere for those that get to go. Was really looking forward to wearing one of my jerseys around fellow jersey wearers.

    It'll be interesting to see how PSU rebounds from last year and if Harsin has been able to fix anything that Gus fucked up
     
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  25. mp_22

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    Should be a great game, If Both teams quarterback play is still bad they will suck.
     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Was that ya'll's issue last year?
     
  27. mp_22

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    Not a penn state fan but Sean Clifford was god awful last year from what I remember watching
     
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  28. SuperCam

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    Bo playing well on the road :yaoface:
     
  29. RockHardJawn39

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    This year won't be different, bub
     
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  31. Jimmy the Saint

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    Our two best running backs were out before the end of the first quarter in the first game against IU so we went from very deep to very thin in an instant which didn't help. Clifford was pretty terrible the first 5 games that we lost. He eventually got benched but won the job back and was mediocre against the easier back half of the schedule. A popular narrative is that we took Covid protocols "more seriously" than other teams and that contributed to our god awful start. I think there's probably some truth to that but we had IU beat if we didn't fuck up by scoring when we just needed to run out the clock. I think the team just lost focus after starting 0-2.

    Unless Yurcich is a miracle worker I doubt Clifford gets much better. He was merely serviceable in 2019.
     
  32. Bankz

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    I'm bringing Pizza, Garlic Knots and Cheesesteaks to Corky Bucek tailgate.
     
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  33. spagett

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    Do the cheesesteak or a burger bit
     
  34. mp_22

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  35. Sean Connery

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  38. Bankz

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    The one and only answer is Zack Mills.

    it’s Micheal Robinson
     
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  39. construxboy

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    I owe Corky Bucek many beers for his beer shipping services. Looking forward to paying him back.
     
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  40. Corky Bucek

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    I won’t turn down a few beers.

    Now I’ve got to explain to my friends how I am sharing pizza and beers with Penn State fans.
     
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  41. construxboy

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    No need to lie to us...
     
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  42. Bankz

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    I probably have known you longer than those "friends"
     
  43. Corky Bucek

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    I’ve known these guys since college. But pretty close. One of them sometimes lurks here.
     
  44. construxboy

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    Are you bringing McKayla?
     
  45. Corky Bucek

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    No plus ones on this trip

    I haven’t seen her since the one time at the coffee shop
     
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  47. construxboy

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    I hope our Auburn friends know that the away team and its fans always wear white. HTH.
     
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  48. Corky Bucek

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    Flight is booked for Pittsburgh as I will be also attending the Steelers vs Raiders game on Sunday.
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sorry our fans are too stupid and will wear whatever they want. They can't follow directions for home games.