Aunt Becky from full house among 4 dozen indicted in college admissions scandal

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  1. laxjoe

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  2. beist

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    Have Mercy
     
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  3. laxjoe

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    This guy is posting some of the really good stuff in this Twitter thread.
     
  8. Mix

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    Its hard for rich white people to get into college. Not guilty.
     
  9. Schadenfred

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    This is why I laugh when people cry about affirmative action and college admissions. Like, if you're going to whine about a group of kids who don't "earn" their way and therefore steal spots from better students, then perhaps you should start with all the rich parents who buy spots for their undeserving kids who are gagging on the silver spoon.

     
  10. Mix

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    This is embarrassing
     
  12. bwi2

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    Holy shit at Vavic catching a charge in this

    /water polo nerd
     
  13. hipsterjoe

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    imagine not being able to get into USC


    embarrassing
     
  14. lechnerd

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    Wait THE University of Texas #Texas Longhorns were cheating? Shocking.

    Even moreso they are struggling as an athletics program in spite of the cheating.

    Maybe the Maryland Terrapins we’re doing more cheating than Texas and that’s why lose to them every year?
     
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    William H Macy’s wife is in this

    EMBARRASSING
     
  16. zeberdee

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    I would have thought simply donating a bunch of money to the school would have been a much simpler (and less illegal) option.
     
  17. Mix

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    Isn't it easier to just make a donation to the school like most rich people do?
     
  18. ButchCassidy

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    couldnt you just become a booster and get your kid in that way?

    :leo:
     
  19. lechnerd

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    [​IMG]
     
  20. NilesIrish

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    This story is insane.
     
  21. IanC

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    The #22 school in the nation?
     
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  23. NilesIrish

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    6.5m to get your kid into school? Holy shit.
     
  24. pez

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    That’s the crazy part. They’re not talking 10-15k that wouldn’t get it done. One family paid 1.2 million. That may not get you into Yale but there’s not a lot of places that donation wouldn’t get you
     
  25. hipsterjoe

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    embarrassing
     
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    University of Spoiled Children am I right. Haha U$¢
     
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  28. Schadenfred

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    The difference between UT and TAMU is that you don't need to cheat to get into TAMU.
     
  29. Mix

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    holy shit. that is so dumb we need to take the rest of their money from them
     
  30. NilesIrish

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    Dude the top pay out was 6.5. 1.2 is nothing.
     
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  31. lechnerd

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    We are the richest University in the USA when it comes to donations. Rich people donate to A&M to get their kids in.

    People want to go to a school where Von Miller, Myles Garrett, Rick Perry and Johnny Manziel went to school. To walk in their footsteps. To stand on the shoulders of giants.
     
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    If the rich children of the California leisure class don't want to just go to Arizona State anyways, I don't even understand this world.
     
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    these people def needed those tax cuts
     
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  38. Charles DeMar

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    This hit home, my sister's best friend went to HS in La Jolla and then on to Arizona St.
     
  39. Wu

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    I’m always happy to see the grifters that are institutions of higher education get knocked down a peg
     
  40. beist

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    100% chance she has a picture of herself on instagram on a yacht and/or a private jet with #livingmybestlife.

    Damn right I'm jealous.
     
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  41. NilesIrish

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    Most of these kids are still in school. That's gonna be rough.
     
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  44. * J Y *

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    This has rocked the Texas tennis community to their core. Tough day.
     
  45. TheFreak55

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  46. TC

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    “Up next: how a millionaire tycoon’s son cheated his way through elementary school.”
    “Now, now, maybe it’s somebody else”
     
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  48. Tex

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  49. BudKilmer

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    Those parents are going to have some fun conversations with their kids


    “Look, we knew you weren’t worth a shit and we couldn’t have you going to Texas A&M so....”