Aunt Becky from full house among 4 dozen indicted in college admissions scandal

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    I need a Aunt Beck manhunt like I need air.
     
  6. UncleJesse

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    Alright, fuck it. Just throw on the cuffs.
     
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    Is this a shot at A&M?

    The current Secretary of Energy is an A&M grad.

    The first freshman to win the Heisman went to A&M.

    A&M sent more men to WWII than all three service academies combined.

    You better check yourself.
     
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    Gotta watch out for the major violations like buying a poor high school students lunch.
     
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    I haven't seen twitter so unified since Fyre Festival
     
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    wow UncleJesse
     
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    lmao she deleted it
     
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  14. backinblack23

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    So let me get this straight, Aunt Becky's daughter didn't really care if she went to college, she just wanted to go to parties and attend gameday events. So Aunt Becky bribes people to get her into USC as a "Crew recruit". So why the fuck don't you just rent an apartment close to campus and buy a 59.99 USC t-shirt and shop up to game day events.
     
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    Then you don't get to casually mention that you went to USC once or twice a year and check the "I went to college" box off your list of reasons why you aren't a spoiled rich kid.
     
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    It's clear that they wanted their kids to have a feeling of accomplishment, hence not donating a bunch of money for a building of research with their name attached to it. I think it runs deeper. Maybe the parents feel like the accomplishment of making it on your own of earning a degree is worth more than just being a TV star?

    Everyone wants what they can't have.
     
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  18. Futureman

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    I cannot imagine being a rich person and going to jail for something as dumb as this
     
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  19. laxjoe

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    the USC situation overall is a bit under the radar for so many. that school is hardcore fucked, and this is just icing on the cake.
     
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    I think you're giving them too much credit. This is about keeping up appearances. It seems they stumbled into explicit fraud rather than implict quid pro quo though.
     
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    Alibi is fun. Closed rn tho
     
  22. Fidelio

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    I mean William Macy had his son geting paid for taking the SAT for kids in like the second season of Shameless.

    Seems like it’s more than just an isolated case. This has been going on for years.
     
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    Started cracking up at "crime time"
     
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    Aunt Becky is probably in Canada filming her Garage Sale Mysteries Series for Hallmark which remarkably is about her solving crimes similar to the one she committed.
     
  30. laxjoe

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    “Ma’am, this isn’t Arizona State”
     
  33. Fidelio

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    This is so wild. Would love to see these parents get jail time
     
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  38. beist

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    Man this has been the most enjoyable scandal to unfold on twitter of my lifetime. I imagine this is how the rest of you felt when the Manti Te'o stuff was going down.
     
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  40. beist

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    Financing an admissions bribe?
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  41. leroi

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    i predict she's going to become famous, and eventually we'll get to see some strategically-leaked sex tapes
     
  42. Shawn Hunter

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    As did I, it was a good tweet.
     
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    I can’t get over how funny this story is.
     
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    Also, USC Olympic sports are full YOLO but Clay is out here staying silent during non contact periods. Pussy.