Aunt Becky from full house among 4 dozen indicted in college admissions scandal

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by laxjoe, Mar 12, 2019.

  1. leroi

    leroi Rival Shark Boat Captain
    Donor

    someone help me out here -- what's the relevance of these photos of the gay guy from the fyre festival documentary
     
  2. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    I think that gentleman was going to suck some dicks to get water through customs or something.
     
  3. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
    Donor

    Bonus points if she drives a white Bronco[/QUOTE]
     
    Charles DeMar and BudKilmer like this.
  4. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
    Donor
    Houston RocketsLiverpool

    Nope. But regardless, you should stop posting lies on the World Wide Web. That’s not what this place is for.
     
  5. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
    Donor
    Houston RocketsLiverpool

  6. leroi

    leroi Rival Shark Boat Captain
    Donor

    ah, so bribing officials to get into a school like Southern Cal or Texas is sort of the same deal. i get it now.
     
    Bo Pelinis likes this.
  7. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    He's used as a sort of meme for do anything necessary for that specific thing you're referencing I believe.
     
  8. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG


    Jon Moxin was nothing but a shaved pussy. Cost me my perfect season
     
  9. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
    Donor

    This is quote is literal. Her lawyer is trying to make sure she can get all the way to LA so she can surrender.
     
  10. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
    TMB OG

    I mean it’s one banana, Michael. How much could it cost, ten dollars?
     
    AaronCE, prerecordedlive, TC and 7 others like this.
  11. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
    Donor
    Auburn TigersSan Francisco GiantsManchester UnitedAtlanta UnitedParis Saint-Germain

  12. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Cofounder of the TMB Saturn S-Series Club
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester United

    I might be the only other person on this board who knew who he is
     
    ZeroPointZero likes this.
  13. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
    Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersSt. Louis CardinalsMemphis GrizzliesCarolina Panthers

  14. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Let me hold a #2 pencil cuz they testing
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideChicago CubsOklahoma City Thunder

  15. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee BrewersMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    Gee Whiz Phil
     
    AlternativeFactsRule likes this.
  16. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
    Donor

    No. It's coxswain.
     
  17. Fidelio

    Fidelio Next thing I know, I’m seeing tail lights
    Donor

    6C372024-45E0-4B1B-A9FF-79424AE3ED82.jpeg
     
  18. aspenbuff

    aspenbuff Well-Known Member
    Colorado BuffaloesSan Francisco GiantsSacramento KingsOakland RaidersSan Jose SharksUSA Rugby

    Holy shit. That guy Rick Singer that is implicated in this went to the same gym in Sacramento as my family growing up. When I was procrastinating on doing college applications (my parents had just gotten divorced, I wanted to go to college in New Zealand to focus on rugby and just get a totally different experience) my mom paid him a nominal fee to push me to do them and acted as some sort of advisor coming up with some schools I hadn't previously considered, including CU. Dude definitely seemed pretty shady and weird but that's wild.
     
    sem, bertwing, jhooked and 20 others like this.
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles Kings

    He got oral pleasures you got a degree from a dyslexic university.
     
  20. aspenbuff

    aspenbuff Well-Known Member
    Colorado BuffaloesSan Francisco GiantsSacramento KingsOakland RaidersSan Jose SharksUSA Rugby

    There are a lot of dyslexic universities out there. At least you can say ours is to avoid confusion with the UCs. Can't say the same about Nebraska, Kansas, Mizzou, et al. Although the guy definitely didn't do shit. Got wait listed at UW after the admissions officer I spoke with while visiting there told me I was a lock to get in. CU was the safety school but wouldn't change my experience there for the world.
     
  21. Fidelio

    Fidelio Next thing I know, I’m seeing tail lights
    Donor

    you’re going to jail
     
  22. How does it feel to know that you couldn't make it into college on your own merits? :loldog:
     
  23. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesBaylor BearsTexas RangersWWE

    Eat the rich
     
  24. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Suck our Dicks. Fire Everybody
    Michigan State SpartansDetroit TigersDetroit LionsTiger Woods

    Wonder if David Hogg is worried right now.....
     
  25. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
    Donor TMB OG

    My buddy's wife played for him. Her dad is rich. I now have a lifetime of insults.
     
  26. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
    Donor

  27. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

  28. stexraider

    stexraider Fire Everybody
    Donor

    Get me in line for Lori Loughlin conjugal visit day
     
  29. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Mediocre digital spew
    Donor TMB OG
    Tennessee VolunteersLiverpoolUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

  30. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh Penguins

    This is some impressively misplaced Buff exceptionalism. There's no other UNs (including worldwide orgs, I mean come the fuck on, man), UKs, or UMs (I've been employed and/or educated by two of them, not Mizzou) in this world...
     
  31. jhooked

    jhooked It's the way you go na, na, na
    Donor TMB OG
    Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston TexansUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

     
  32. Anyone else think there's not a big difference between bribing your stupid kid's way into college vs. Donating your stupid kid's way into college?
     
  33. aspenbuff

    aspenbuff Well-Known Member
    Colorado BuffaloesSan Francisco GiantsSacramento KingsOakland RaidersSan Jose SharksUSA Rugby

    Exceptionalism? Haha, not even close. Reading seems hard for you but I won't tar all your fellow Huskers with that same brush.
     
  34. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
    Donor TMB OG

    Well you can't deduct bribes.
     
  35. aspenbuff

    aspenbuff Well-Known Member
    Colorado BuffaloesSan Francisco GiantsSacramento KingsOakland RaidersSan Jose SharksUSA Rugby

    Least surprising thing about Singer? He was an assistant college basketball coach for a bit.
     
    Charles DeMar likes this.
  36. Anison

    Anison Known friend and trusted agent
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsDetroit PistonsDetroit LionsArsenalUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

     
    skiedfrillet, RalfBully, sem and 30 others like this.
  37. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh Penguins

    There must be some reason you made such a silly and odd assertion.

    Edit (and I'll leave the above there to show my mistake): I see you were referencing the UC system now since there are so many of them. I was thinking in the context of all universities and also the Big 6 tradition that existed before CU joined.

    East Coast bias got the best of me. My apologies.
     
    #190 BWC, Mar 13, 2019
    Last edited: Mar 13, 2019
    aspenbuff likes this.
  38. aspenbuff

    aspenbuff Well-Known Member
    Colorado BuffaloesSan Francisco GiantsSacramento KingsOakland RaidersSan Jose SharksUSA Rugby

    All good. For the record, I don't actually think they went with CU to avoid confusion with the UC system. Was just saying that you could make that argument, which seems to be the most common explanation when you ask around Colorado, and that it's a slightly stronger argument than the others given the breadth and strength of the UC system. But it definitely wasn't because of exceptionalism as in the same post I called my own school a safety school. Admissions doesn't equal academics but they are obviously strongly correlated (CU is a better school than its admissions would indicate, probably has a higher dropout rate than average as a result but I have no actual stats on that). But while I've got you here, any idea why NU and the other old Big 6/8 schools do it backwards?
     
    BWC likes this.
  39. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
    Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesSwansea

    Because they’re a bunch of weirdos
     
    Blu Tang Clan and BWC like this.
  40. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh Penguins

    I'm not entirely sure, though all of the Big 6 schools used the backwards initialisms prior to becoming the Big 7 and Big 8. I know Kansas has been KU since the 19th century, so perhaps it started with them?
     
  41. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
    Donor

    "But just in case, let us tell you about the NCAA sport that isn't a sport and one of our favorite loopholes for rich white people with dumb daughters, equestrian."
     
    Blu Tang Clan likes this.
  42. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Nice of her to count how many home wins USC had last season
     
  43. PCH

    PCH 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
    Donor
    Clemson TigersAtlanta BravesTiger Woods

    This sucks. There are some kids that worked hard to earn a scholly and play sports at USC and we're denied the opportunity bc of her.
     
    IV likes this.
  44. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Forks Up
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Arizona State Sun Devils

    Yeah I think anyone who rows crew is probably fine
     
  45. PCH

    PCH 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
    Donor
    Clemson TigersAtlanta BravesTiger Woods

    No way.
     
  46. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
    Donor
    East Carolina PiratesAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsCarolina PanthersWashington RedskinsCarolina Hurricanes

    This is really the only reason it's a big deal to the feds.
     
    brahmanknight and BellottiBold like this.
  47. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit Got my name painted on my shirt
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersAtlanta BravesNashville Predators