Australian Rules Football: Now featuring actual Australians

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jimmy the Saint, Mar 21, 2020.

  1. Line 4 Guy

    Line 4 Guy Well-Known Member
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    How do these guys know when to dribble every 15 yards with no field markings? And how is that ref'd?
     
  2. JVP

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    The umpires guess. And get it wrong a lot of the time.
     
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  3. Control

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    The guy who wrote the report is a media person? He worked for the club, sleepy! That's why it ain't bullshit! JVP, you should file for divorce!
     
  4. Control

    Control Agent 86

    I won't go that far, but it was a dumb bump. Kosi was awesome last night except for that. He's gotta get it out of his game.

    Anyway, your Doggies weren't good enough! We're on our way again and this time no slip ups! IT'S A GRAND OLD FLAG!
     
  5. Control

    Control Agent 86

    Credit where it's due. Mark of the Year award is over in Round 1.
     
  6. aussiefooty

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  7. Control

    Control Agent 86

    Yeah, two weeks for Kosi. I accept that.
     
  8. Control

    Control Agent 86

    And after the outage the Dees nearly stole it! Have to get my heart checked!
     
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  9. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    You don’t support Melbourne. You are not fooling anyone.
     
  10. aussiefooty

    aussiefooty From Australia
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    Lol. Saw the lights go out in the 4th quarter of the match.
    Apparently a light globe caught fire.
     
  11. aussiefooty

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    Stop lying to us about everything, Control. You're a pies fan.
     
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  12. RockHardJawn39

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    The Aussie board wars are boring and annoying. Can you guys move it to a board with 4 people so we don’t have to see this? Y’all have a ton of them.
     
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  13. Jimmy the Saint

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    Belter of an idea boss
     
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  14. RockHardJawn39

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    All they do is whinge
     
  15. timo

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    Guys I come in here to talk a lil Aussie rules not bicker and argue over who killed who
     
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  16. RockHardJawn39

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    Fixed for you
     
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  17. timo

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    tyvm
     
  18. aussiefooty

    aussiefooty From Australia
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    Says you who's whinging. Find an afl team before commenting in here
     
  19. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    No you, farva shedump, are whinging about who control is or isn’t and no one gives a shit.
     
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  20. aussiefooty

    aussiefooty From Australia
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    Shut up you stupid cockhead. Go play in traffic.

    Who the fuck are those people you named you fucked up piece of bullshit.

    Get it through your brainless head and stop trolling me over other names that i have not signed up as.
     
  21. RockHardJawn39

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    Farva, please accuse user control of being someone that only you and jvp care about on one of your boards that no one reads.
     
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  22. JVP

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    Please try and stick on topic knackers.

    You are stinking up this thread with your sooking,

    Reckon Control ’s Pies will be too good for Port this afternoon at the home of football.
     
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  23. aussiefooty

    aussiefooty From Australia
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    Reckon the pies will be good today.
     
  24. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    Your Roos are going to get a fair touch up from the Dockers boss.
     
  25. Control

    Control Agent 86

    FUCK OFF!!! I HATE Collingwood!! Pack of thugs the lot of them!!
     
  26. Control

    Control Agent 86

    You, sir, win the grand prize. She's paranoid for reasons unknown and the paranoid always whine and carry on.
     
  27. aussiefooty

    aussiefooty From Australia
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    After watching the dockers get smacked by the saints i reckon you're wrong
     
  28. aussiefooty

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    Collingwood are smashing port adelaide
     
  29. aussiefooty

    aussiefooty From Australia
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    Richmond are smashing adelaide
     
  30. aussiefooty

    aussiefooty From Australia
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    JVP your bulldogs are getting done by the saints.
    Dockers are getting done by roos
     
  31. Control

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    Winning by one point is not "getting done".
     
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  32. aussiefooty

    aussiefooty From Australia
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    Great win by the roos!
     
  33. JVP

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    Yeah we are cooked boss. Going to be a long season I think.
     
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  34. aussiefooty

    aussiefooty From Australia
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    Dogs need to play some youngsters.
     
  35. paulski

    paulski Well-Known Member

    It was always a danger game but to lose by 51 must be a massive concern. If it's any consolation, there's a lot of other supporters feeling the same way this morning. :facepalm:
     
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  36. aussiefooty

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    LOL also how stupid of the journos making a big thing of all the laws in the AFL.

    They don't realise that once the siren sounds it's the end of the game.
    Stop whinging about your bullshit.
     
  37. Barves2125

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    What a thrashing! :meh:
     
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  38. Control

    Control Agent 86

    Stop getting mad at nothing. Journos can say what they want. It's a free fucking country, Bellatrix!
     
  39. Control

    Control Agent 86

    Hawthorn must be the early pick for last place on the table (put in a way American readers will understand - if I said "wooden spoon" and "ladder" they'll say What)
     
  40. aussiefooty

    aussiefooty From Australia
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    Pull your own head in fuckwit
     
  41. Control

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    My head is in. Pull in yours before someone slaps the back of it.