Awkward family photos

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  1. bigjrock

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    I am really surprised it took so long for this to be posted.
     
  2. NYGator

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    Yes, that's not my style, but I was shocked too. I can't wait to photoshop them in.
     
  3. HOOSINSC

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    how do they even fuck with all that fupa in the way?
     
  4. marcus

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    I was thinking this exact thing. I guess it would half to be with her laying on the bed at the very edge with her feet up and spread. He would have to be standing, possibly on a boosting device of some kind, while also leaning back so that his belly stayed above hers.
     
  5. HOOSINSC

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    had to have been the worst day of that camera man's life.
     
  6. marcus

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    Like what type of direction does he give them? Plus, he has to see her walking around naked, which couldn't have been worth the $19.99.
     
  7. HOOSINSC

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    i probably would've quit on the spot. there had to have been a kid shots hiring somewhere.
     
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  8. dcon79

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    lol holy shit
     
  9. gamecockdoc

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    Woah! U can have her, dude.
     
  10. HOOSINSC

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    it took me a minute to realize that this is the same couple in this photo

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  11. Granadafan

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    They are. Just check your local Walmart.
     
  12. Mr Bulldops

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    if this isn't an awkward family photo i dont know what is
     
  13. Beemer

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    As if the picture wasn't bad enough, I now have that visual in my head. thank you oh so much
     
  14. skiedfrillet

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    am i the only one who finds the wife in this pic kind of hot?
     
  15. SpartanGA

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    yes
     
  16. chet fire

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    Full disclosure: There's a pennis hiding behind this spoiler tag. However, it can not hurt you.

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  17. chet fire

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    If you don't want to like a post with a pennis in it, feel free to like this one instead.
     
  18. Moxin24

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    There is this white couple at my church who have two young black kids. I didn't say anything for weeks after I first saw them but I kept thinking how the dad got owned. Then someone made a comment how nice those people were for adopting some African kids (apparently it was common knowledge).
    That's how fucked up this board and porn have gotten me. Instead of thinking it was more likely that a pair of good decent folks would adopt some foreign black kids I assumed she fucked black dudes and this guy was raising them.
     
  19. HOOSINSC

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  20. HOOSINSC

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  21. HOOSINSC

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  22. HOOSINSC

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  23. Clubber Lang

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    awkward part is seeing the right hand gesture on his back... 1 in the pink, 3 in the sink... what the fuck does the pinky do?
     
  24. Pokes

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  25. pearl

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    What the fucking fuck?
     
  26. Lionel Hutz Esq.

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  27. Duck Smoker

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    I hope this helps Ohioans realize that they're really the Alabama of the North.
     
  28. marcus

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    How can we be Alabama when we're Ohio?
     
  29. Franktus and 96 others

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  30. Jigga

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    Was literally sending the Ohio picture to my buddy when he texted me he was on his was to Ohio for a funeral.
     
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  31. YNWA

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    All the more reason to send it IMO
     
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  32. HOOSINSC

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    fucking lol

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  33. gamecockdoc

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    lol, that guy is so fucking creepy

    looks a lil like

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    with some criss angel thrown in
     
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  34. Xander Crews

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  35. James Doakes

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  36. TLAU

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    would fuck the shit out of that little dumpster trash whore
     
  37. Beemer

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    that guy looks familiar
     
  38. HOOSINSC

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  39. HOOSINSC

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  40. HOOSINSC

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  41. HOOSINSC

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  42. MAAAAARS

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    lol wtf
     
  43. CharlieKelly

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    My wife says it's Adam and Eve.
     
  44. Killy Me Please

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  45. * J Y *

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    Wasn't she scared of that snake?
     
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  46. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    This one is great.
     
  47. HOOSINSC

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    The pose with the black and white garth brooks shirt is the best.
     
  48. angus

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    Did he make that suit out of duct tape?