"Baby, get in the truck, we're moving to Topeka"

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  1. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I love my 4 from Vicki Staff Member Donor

    Cash-Strapped Topeka May Stop Prosecuting Domestic Violence

    Funding spat has allowed offenders to walk

    By Greg Wilson

    | Monday, Oct 10, 2011 | Updated 3:04 PM CDT

    Kansas town claims it can't afford to prosecute domestic violence cases.
    Cash-strapped Topeka, Kansas, has decided to stop prosecuting domestic violence casses in order to save money.

    The City Council announced the proposal Oct. 4, after the Shawnee County District Attorney's office announced it could no longer prosecute misdemeanors, including domestic violence cases. The city's maneuver may even require repealing the part of the city code that bans domestic battery. Mayor Bill Bunten told the Topeka Capital-Journal city officials take domestic violence seriously, and it would be "dead wrong" to assume offenders won't be prosecuted. But the dispute is over who would pay for it, he said.

    Shawnee County has already dropped 30 domestic violence cases since it stopped prosecuting the crime on Sept. 8. Some 16 people have been arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery charges and then released after charges were not filed.
    County District Attorney Chad Taylor has reportedly offered to review all misdemeanor cases filed in Topeka for potential prosecution, including those now handled by the city's municipal court, in exchange for a one-time payment of $350,000 from the city.
    The Topeka YWCA said the problem must be resolved.

    "When an abusive partner is arrested, the victim's danger level increases," Becky Dickinson, interim director of the YWCA Center for Safety and Empowerment, told the Capital-Journal. "The abuser will often become more violent in an attempt to regain control. Letting abusive partners out of jail with no consequences puts victims in incredibly dangerous positions."
  2. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Bama, Southern Miss, Barves Donor

  3. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Use a banana as a telephone

    Topeka: Home of the Guinness World Record for Accidental Stair Falls
  4. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    The houses are about to get cleaner, the food is about to get better, and the blowjobs are about to get more frequent.

    :golfclap: Topeka
    thunderstruck likes this.
  5. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I love my 4 from Vicki Staff Member Donor

    No see that's the beauty of it, you ain't gotta lie no more.

    Hey Bill what did you do yesterday?

    Oh not much, caught the game, rubbed one out, took and nap....and beat the shit out of Mary when dinner wasn't done on time.

    {high five}
    DJ-Essen likes this.
  6. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Use a banana as a telephone

    I have to think Becky Dickinson will go down as one of the worst YWCA employees of all time

    and lol out her interim director title. No way the interim tag gets removed.
  7. kslim

    kslim EMAW Donor

    uhhhhmmmmmmmm fuck yes, how did i not know about this
  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    and then Roll Jay Hawks.
  9. Sylvester Stillstoned

    Sylvester Stillstoned #chiefsnation

    No shit? Hold up while I slap the shit out of my girl
  10. FatKilmer

    FatKilmer *MUSHED* Donor

    Have to start working on my backhand.
  11. Rape Ape

    Rape Ape six foot twenty fucking killing for fun Donor TMB OG

    total shocker that this happens in Kansas.
  12. WC

    WC Bad Company, till the day I die. Donor TMB OG

    fify brah
    Kirk Fogg likes this.
  13. theregionsitter

    theregionsitter "Burr" TMB OG

    Im going to Topeka today! yay
  14. kslim

    kslim EMAW Donor

    prepare your anus for mass amounts of construction
  15. FatKilmer

    FatKilmer *MUSHED* Donor

    Get your shots in while you can.
  16. kslim

    kslim EMAW Donor

    meet at henry t's at 5 o'clock, ill bring the brass knuckles and doorknobs
  17. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother Go cat Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    100% of domestic abuse in topeka happens because men are upset about living in topeka
    broXcore and The42Yardstick like this.
  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Use a banana as a telephone

    Topeka, Kansas is to abusive husbands as Florida is to Jews
    The42Yardstick likes this.
  19. kslim

    kslim EMAW Donor

    i dont like your tone sir
  20. The42Yardstick

    The42Yardstick alamo ackbar Donor

    User KSlim Smacks Admin GoodForAnother

    Topeka Courts Decline to Prosecute Case, Sentences GFA to Clean the Lawn of Westboro Baptist Church for 6 months.
  21. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member Donor

    Topeka KS, new spokes person, Antione Dodson:

    "Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, cause daddy is bitch slapping one up in here!"
  22. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother Go cat Staff Member Donor TMB OG

  23. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    Kansas needs to move the capital somewhere else
  24. broXcore

    broXcore emaw Donor

    olathe, imo
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  25. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    GOAT city
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  26. The42Yardstick

    The42Yardstick alamo ackbar Donor

  27. broXcore

    broXcore emaw Donor

    another very good choice, user the42yardstick
  28. kslim

    kslim EMAW Donor

  29. The Official MassNole

    The Official MassNole The only good Gator is a dead Gator

    If they aren't prosecuting misdemeanors, then does that mean small amounts of drug possession are also okay?
  30. theregionsitter

    theregionsitter "Burr" TMB OG

    olathe is not the GOAT city- I suggest moving the capitol to Garden City-

    there is a good Applebees there
  31. ShinJ

    ShinJ New Member

    This is a serious issue for all involved, (Topeka, Kansas, too broke to prosecute domestic abuse cases). According to the reports on Topeka Capital-Journal, this is as a result of fact that the city's budget shortfall has made prosecution of misdemeanor household abuse situations impossible. As the Shawnee County District Attorney has already decreed that the office will prosecute no Topeka misdemeanors due to budget cuts, abusers could be let off the hook. So now finally, the women's rights show up on the priority lists of Kansas politicians.
  32. Artoo

    Artoo Well-Known Member Donor

  33. kslim

    kslim EMAW Donor

    :ohholkyfuck: i have serious issues with this post
  34. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper Donor

    Got damn it! I lose it every time I see the thread title.

    :golfclap: Mox.
  35. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce Staff Member Donor TMB OG

  36. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Nebraska Donor TMB OG

    Does not compute.
  37. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I love my 4 from Vicki Staff Member Donor

    When I moved away to college I mentioned to someone that taking your girlfriend out to dinner at Applebees was considered a classy move when I was in high school. As I was saying it I realized just how redneck my hometown was.
  38. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah Donor

    I sent that article to my old lady and told her if she didn't act right I would take her there on vacation, she just came back and said "promises promises"
  39. kslim

    kslim EMAW Donor

    id say thats strike one
  40. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I love my 4 from Vicki Staff Member Donor

    I don't like chicks with attitude, but that sounds like a girl that likes her hair pulled in bed. Good job.
  41. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah Donor

  42. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Nebraska Donor TMB OG

    Yeah me too. Pretty much the best place to eat in town and I liked it in high school. Then I moved away and came to the realization that Applebees fucking sucks.
  43. theregionsitter

    theregionsitter "Burr" TMB OG

    was not serious
  44. Waters  Muddy

    Waters Muddy Reading's for rich people. Donor

  45. Gaknight

    Gaknight NO'leary TMB OG

    Hopefully the EPAW girl is living in Topeka now

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