Bald guys, get in here. No shame

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  1. Sportfan

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    We aren't friends if you have lettuce
     
  2. Mayonegg

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    Holy shit. Posted this nearly four fucking years ago and still just pathetically tried chasing that dragon. Tomorrow I say fuck it and take the plunge of shaving it all off.

    Nervous. Feels like I have a weird shaped head. Also I can't really grow a dece bead, so I'll never be able to rock the hogfan look. :(
     
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  3. ARSENAL

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    You got this. I felt like girls would reject me if I shaved my head because it looked weird. They did that anyways so I was cool.

    It won't look horrible, I promise.
     
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  4. pearl

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    Join the fraternity
     
  5. Baron

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    Can't get myself to do the shave. Still rockin' the 1.
     
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  6. pearl

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    I still don't do the shave. 0 Guard every 4-5 days and I'm good
     
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  7. broken internet

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    Receding hairline checking in. :feelsbadman:
     
  8. Mayonegg

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    Doomsday for mayonegg :feelsbadman:
     
  9. pearl

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    Let's see the noggin
     
  10. THE TRUTH

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    I shaved mine today and feel oh so clean.

    Been doing it for 10 years though.
     
  11. Festus McBadass

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    I shave mine but I hate shaving so only do it about twice a week.
     
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  12. Celemo

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  13. fsudan

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    This is a sad thread.
     
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  14. Mayonegg

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    Didn't get around to it today because busy but will tomorrow.
     
  15. PhupaPhever

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    Yep.
     
  16. daddy fat sacks

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    Checking in for later. Goddamn bald spot is getting bad. I have beautiful long curls and they can't hide it anymore. The chop may come sooner than later.... Or I may just leave my hair up in a bun forever. :'-(
     
  17. Mayonegg

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    Also what clippers should I buy and where do I get them
     
  18. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    i recommend a decent cordless setup. I have the Wahl lithium, bought on amazon I think.
     
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  19. pearl

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    Wahl clippers
     
  20. Mayonegg

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    There are a bunch. Cheapo set or expensivo set? Gimme an amazon like to ur faves plz
     
  21. timo

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    I have these... which I think I paid well more than the $42 they're selling for now. Anyway. They work great, charge them once a month or so but I don't think the battery has ever died on me.
    https://www.amazon.com/Wahl-Lithium-Ion-Clipper-79600-2101/dp/B0058SY1X6

    I had another brand of cordless before these and those were fine too... but dropped them and broke a piece of the metal hair guide thingy. Would scratch the shit out of my scalp, even after I filed the broken bit down. Would have cost just as much to buy the replacement part and get it shipped than just buy a new set of clippers.
     
  22. Baron

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    guys that are balding that try to hide it are the worst... breaking down and buzzing my head several years ago was the best thing i ever did.
     
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  23. pearl

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    Yeah, remember flo rida a few years ago?

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  24. Joshuam2107

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    haha manbun.
     
  25. lazy bum

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  26. Sportfan

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    I buy new clippers often because I suck at taking care of them. $115 is great if they're the last pair I'll ever own but knowing myself I'll turn them to shit in no time.
     
  27. lazy bum

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    I've had my Oster for 5 1/2 years and only clean it with the brush after every use (usually twice a week) and it runs like new.

    there's also this version that's pretty well thought of but can't have as many different blade lengths I think.

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001JJBC9Y/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
     
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  28. pearl

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    Yeah, you also got to make sure to oil your clippers too
     
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  29. lazy bum

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    yeah, I'm pretty lazy when it comes to that. But that was kinda my point, even without oiling like I should, those clippers are still in great shape 5 years in.
     
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  30. Mayonegg

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    The deed is done. Feels fuckin' great. As someone said in here earlier, you can only chase the dragon for so long. Kinda wish I had done this years ago. Balding guys, go for it.

    Kinda like when I was 7 years old and I was petrified of going off the high dive for the entire summer. Finally nutted up and it was fucking great. Did it like 30 more times that day after that, totally wished I had been doing it all summer.
    :chatzy::getmoneyfuckbitches:
     
    #330 Mayonegg, Jun 15, 2016
    Last edited: Jun 15, 2016
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  31. Craig Pettis

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    Welcome brother
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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    You poor bald bastards. Sorry you have no hair.
     
  33. fsudan

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    You quitters should be sharing tips on baldness prevention and hair regrowth. It is very possible nowadays you know
     
  34. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
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    Nothing wrong with a manbun
     
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  35. fsudan

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    since you're already balding, that bun is likely causing traction alopecia and only making your situation worse
     
  36. daddy fat sacks

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    Bald spot is in back and what you described deals with the hairline and pulling braids or pony tails too tight.

    I don't do that.
     
  37. fsudan

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    Any pulling when experiencing mpb is going to make it worse, I promise you. The most noticeable baldness from constantly wearing your hair up, is the hairline, but it is happening all over the scalp. And it's not really that it's just too tight, in guys cases, it's that they're doing it every day.
     
  38. daddy fat sacks

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    I wonder what my boy Jimbo is doing!?!??!

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  39. pearl

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    0 guard this morning. I feel reborn
     
  40. fsudan

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    Jimbo is on laser comb
     
  41. rcragg82

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    I have great hair if looking at me from the from - bald if you are behind me.

    Since I only look I mostly see myself in a mirror, I think I have good hair till I see a picture.
     
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  42. hogfan

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    Beards and bald heads make girls half my age fucking cream their panties so take the plunge guys.
     
  43. pearl

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    I imagine myself looking like this

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    Or like this with a full beard

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    #343 pearl, Jun 17, 2016
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  44. pearl

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    Bought these a week ago. Just tried them out. Love it

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  45. Fusiontegra

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  46. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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  47. fsudan

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    And working things out with the cheating ass whore wife
     
  48. Sterling A

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    Anybody use minoxidil? Been using it for years

    #haventreadthread siap
     
  49. pearl

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    No, just dry shave clippers every 3-4 days for me
     
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  50. Joe_Pesci

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    been doing my head with hair clippers and no guard for awhile. contemplating going to razer/shaving cream but i'm also lazy.
     
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