Bald guys, get in here. No shame

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  1. Festus McBadass

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    I too am lazy when it comes to my hair, but I razor/shaving cream it twice a week at a minimum. Takes 5 minutes in the shower.
     
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  2. rickyrubio4life

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    Once you start, it feels really good. Now I feel weird if I go more than two days without doing. Get a fogproof mirror for the shower and it'll fly by.
     
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  3. Born Again Lefty

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    Think I may be joining the club this summer.

    Corners are starting to come in too far, and I can already see the back fading as well. Is it worth it to have my barber take a crack at making it look presentable, or just yolo it and take some clippers to it?
     
  4. Phil Connors

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    Got a fresh buzz today. :feelsgoodman:
     
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  5. Joe_Pesci

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    the turning point for me was when i saw the top of my head in a bar mirror and i could basically see right through to my scalp
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s nicer to have your barber shave it but it is cheaper to do it yourself. I personally think it’s better to just shave it than to pretend you’re not going bald. I have been growing mine back but if I ever start to bald it will be shaved.
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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  8. Born Again Lefty

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    Oh I’m at that point already. Just nervous since I have some professional headshots coming in two weeks, and my sisters wedding at the end of June. Tough to pull the trigger without knowing how it’ll look.
    I was thinking of just buzzing it tight. I’ve had a two on the sides with a part on top for the last however many years. Need to ease my way into this.
     
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  9. Wendel Clark

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    I fought it forever. Had a big donut and receding at 26. Now I shave every 3 days in the shower and it’s great. Once you say fuck it you won’t go back.
     
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  10. Wendel Clark

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    Plus I keep a well trimmed beard. I’m no good looking guy by any means but it’s the best I’ve ever looked.

    Also did it when my ex left me and moved out. Needed a fresh change.
     
  11. pearl

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    YOLO bro. By you some T-outliners and shave it. :feelsgoodman:
     
  12. a.tramp

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    If you have headshots in 2 weeks do it tonight. That way you can get some sun on your dome and won’t look like a light bulb.
     
  13. Craig Pettis

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    It really depends on how thin or thick it is up top in the middle. Some people can get good hair cuts and ride it out for years, but if you’re not in that category you need to go ahead and embrace it. I’d say it’s worth a shot to go to a barber and see if you can pull it off.
     
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  14. pearl

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    righty if you head looks like this “M” instead of “U” shave it
     
  15. Gunners

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    It's like jumping in cold water. Just jump the fuck in and embrace it.
     
  16. Born Again Lefty

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    I’ll get one last haircut for the headshots, and then shave it after that. That’ll give time to figure out a style for the wedding.
    See above. Will shave it and then go from there and see how it grows back. If I like it shaved I’ll rock it, if not I’ll have time to get it back to something else.
    It is in fact an M :ohno:
     
  17. rickyrubio4life

    rickyrubio4life Straight Cash Homey

    Just buzz it down, but if you're a white guy make sure you have some kind of facial hair. Very few white guys can pull off the totally hairless look. Unless you have a godlike jawline, you're in constant danger of looking like a baby seal. I'm working my way back from a thick winter beard to more of a summer stubble bit by bit. Feels good to start thinning the beard once the warmer weather hits.
     
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  18. WillySaliba

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    Shave it. Shave it all off.
     
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  19. NYGator

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    I can tell you from experience better off getting it done, because you will do it at some point so better to have the pictures as you are then some memory of trying to hold on. I shaved my hair the day after my wedding and haven't looked back. The response by everyone was why not do it sooner.
     
  20. NYGator

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    Oh, and I agree with the tanning advice. The first exposure to the sun my head had was Hawaii and it hurt like a mother fucker and I looked like one of the crooks from Home Alone with how red that one area was. get that out of the way.
     
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  21. Biff Bridges

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    Do it before the headshots. Once you buzz it and inevitably like it, you'll look back at those pictures forever and think you look ridiculous. I know from experience.
     
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  22. Wendel Clark

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    Yep. I was at at event in the sun right after I first shaved it. Got burnt and my dumbass try to shave it while peeling. Had to walk around with a hat for 2 weeks
     
  23. cdaysker

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    Herein lies my problem. The balding is very real and I want to make the plunge to shave my head, but I am a firefighter and I can't have a beard, so I'm worried I'll look like a bigger idiot than I already do if I have zero hair anywhere on my face outside of my eyebrows. I suppose I could always just rock a mustache.
     
  24. 20/20/20/20

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    Why aren’t you allowed to have a beard? Is there logical reasoning behind it or just a random rule?
     
  25. NYGator

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    i didnt have a beard when i first shaved. You dont need one. Can you grow a shadow?
     
  26. cdaysker

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    when we wear our SCBA masks it needs to make a tight seal on your face and a beard won't allow for it. We have a 24 hour rule that I think is a bit extreme but it is what it is at this point.
     
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  27. cdaysker

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    I'm blonde so my shadow looks weak at best
     
  28. Baron

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    Go with a 1 guard and a mustache. Firemen always look like they mean business with a mustache.
     
  29. Celemo

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    I've been telling marcus to grow his fireman stache out for years
     
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  30. Todd Bonzales

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    I would, but my wife hates it and my facial hair sucks in general. This is all I got for nine days on Spring Break:

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  31. Frank Martin

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    Feel like razor burn would be a bitch
     
  32. pearl

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    righty, have you taken the plunge yet?
     
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  33. WillySaliba

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    *Adjusts comb-over before hitting reply*
     
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  34. Festus McBadass

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    I’ve been thinking lately of using Nair. Something that will last longer than having to shave every 2-3 days.
     
  35. Craig Pettis

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    Report back your findings plz
     
  36. Sterling A

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    Minoxidil is horrible. Ive been using minoxidil for almost a decade on my bald spot back of my head and

    ONE- i still have a very big bald spot
    TWO- it seems to be growing :(
     
  37. NP13

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    You should probably stop using it.
     
  38. Born Again Lefty

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    I did last Friday. Certainly taking some getting used to but I like it. Sister wants it grown back for her wedding, which I will obliged, but after that I may stick with the bald.
     
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  39. NYGator

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    fuck your sister.
     
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  40. NP13

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    How does one grow out a buzz cut?
     
  41. Voodoo

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    It’s happening to me. Fucking bullshit genetics coming in and wrecking my shop. Front, sides, and back are all great but you can notice thinning at my crown if you look close enough. Trying to decide if I want to fight it with rogaine/propecia.
     
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  42. Gunners

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    Pretty sure neither of those work. Hair transplant or bust.
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    I want to thank you guys. I am embracing my full head of hair.
     
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  44. cdaysker

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    I hope you scuff your new Jordan's
     
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  45. pearl

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    I have a question? When your hair started to go, where did it first start? Your corners, back of your head in the crown or just generally diffusing all on the top?

    - Mine started with my right corner
     
  46. WillySaliba

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    Me front hairline, left and right running away from my face and onto my back.
     
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  47. pearl

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  48. 941Gator

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    Let’s see those feet
     
  49. Daniel Ocean

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  50. WhiskeyDelta

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    Shave my head once or twice a week.