Balotelli

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  1. Cza

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    Fairly certain he will handle his new degree of international mega stardom with class and dignity.

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  2. Wu

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    Decided that I'm getting italian food for dinner.
     
  3. Walt Disney

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    thought this was kinda funny

    I made my facebook status

    and my ultra-conservative G-mom put
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  4. RoyalShocker

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  5. Barves2125

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  6. Wu

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  7. RoyalShocker

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    I went from "No Telli don't take your shirt off!" to "Oh look at that body!" in like 200 milliseconds
     
  8. JHarris

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    I can't help but wonder why his right tit looks like it is sagging
     
  9. NittanyKnight

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    Balotelli: "When I score I don't celebrate because I am just doing my job. Does a ppostman celebrate delivering letters."
     
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  10. RoyalShocker

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    Honestly one of my favorite quotes of all times.
     
  11. Wu

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    If only postmen were hot young women and ripped their shirts off after delivering letters...
     
  12. NittanyKnight

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  13. Cza

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  15. Wu

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    :ohgosh:

    The man is simply a force of nature.
     
  16. Tobias

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    I've loved Balo ever since he tried the back heel vs the Galaxy last summer, got pulled and threw his jersey on the field because of it.
     
  17. RoyalShocker

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    I'll never understand the uproar over that incident. It was a fucking friendly against the Galaxy for Christ's sake.
     
  18. Tobias

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    I thought it was hilarious. Just don't see how anyone can not love balo.
     
  19. JHarris

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    I can. I know plenty of Inter fans that would not want him back at the club. That being said most would welcome him back if he behaved better.

    I also remember mod Taques being fed up with Mario this past season
     
  20. RoyalShocker

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    Probably just his beetus actin up
     
  21. Tobias

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    I got a little upset with him over the course of last season but he always roped me right back in.
     
  22. JHarris

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    Pretty much how I was for his last 1/2 season with Inter. One week I would love him, the next I would hate him, then the week after he would do something to make me love him again. Was just a rotating cycle.
     
  23. Cza

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    Son of Balo will unleash his massive cock on the world in 9 months. Assist by this chick.

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  25. Barves2125

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    Foosball Mario got me.
     
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  26. NittanyKnight

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  27. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Prepping for fatherhood
     
  28. El_Pato

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  29. NittanyKnight

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  30. Tobias

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    I love this man.
     
  31. SugarShaun

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  32. Tobias

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    So fresh
     
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    Said over and over I wasn't buying but could not resist having the Balotelli
     
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  35. Wu

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    Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli usually doesn’t get rejected on or off the field of play. Apparently Nicki Minaj didn’t receive the memo and snubbed a rendezvous with the Italian star by opting for a late dinner at Nando's.
    According to Metro, Minaj refused to meet the Manchester City star before her Pink Friday: Reloaded concert at Manchester Evening News (MEN) Arena on Monday. Balotelli attended the concert with his Manchester City teammates.
    “Mario was gutted, “ Metro reports a source told the Sun. “He’s a big fan and turned up with gifts along with his other Man City teammates.”
    “But Nicki was too tired after the gig and feasted on a massive Nando’s order instead – so he went home disappointed. He’d even bought a camera especially.”
    Minaj plans to do another show at the MEN Arena on Nov. 2.
    Information from NESN was used in this report.
     
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  37. Arrec Bardwin

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    Thats maybe the craziest thing I've ever seen. Its the subtle things that make it great, like him still wearing his kit while launching rockets at his mansion.
     
  38. Tobias

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    I hope we never get rid of Balo. Team Balo forever and always.
     
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  39. RoyalShocker

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    The characterization of Berlusconi is all I ever want to be.

    I love Telli's new hair by the way.

    He is going to just run rampant through Italy's finest women and fingers crossed one lucky boy from LA
     
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  40. SugarShaun

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    Mario Balotelli's agent Mino Raiola has ruled out the Manchester City striker moving in January, insisting there is 'zero chance' of a deal this month.

    A move back to Italy this month has been strongly rumoured with AC Milan seemingly leading the chase ahead of Inter Milan and Juventus.

    But Manchester City have always stood firm, and despite the troubles with Balotelli have shown little willingness to sell.

    Now Raiola has looked to put an end to the matter by confirming there are no talks about the Italy international's future with any club and that he will not be leaving the Etihad in January.

    "There is no negotiation for Balotelli with any club, no meeting, zero. It seems a Grimm Brothers' fairy tale," Raiola told Italian radio station GR Parlamento

    "Manchester City won't sell Mario, let alone loan. There are zero chances he moves. But until January 31st, who knows."

    He also denied that a price-tag has been placed on his head, continuing: "The €37million price? City has never asked for money because they never offered the sale of the player.

    "The owners appreciate the player and don't want to sell him. Balotelli is very quiet, obviously he's not happy about not playing but is handling the situation in a different way than in the past, not like a rotten apple."

    Raiola also played down Inter's first-option on buying their former player, insisting it had little value.

    "The Inter Milan right of first option? There is an agreement between the two clubs, but it does not prevent the player to choose another destination," he added.

    "The people who say that this agreement has no value, are right. However, I repeat, there is no negotiation ongoing."
     
  41. Bankz

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  42. JGator1

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    First :w2d: that wops have wanted to come to Italy?
     
  43. RoyalShocker

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    Get out of here
     
  44. JGator1

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    <3 Balotelli
     
  45. RoyalShocker

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    Get back in here!
     
  46. snowfx2

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    While making public remarks to a forum in Italy, AC Milan vice president Paolo Berlusconi used a racist slur to describe newly acquired forward Mario Balotelli.
    At a campaign meeting, Berlusconi referred to Balotelli as ”n——- di famiglia,” which translates to “our household’s little n—er,” according to the International Business Times. Balotelli, who is black, scored twice against Udinese in his debut with the team on Sunday.


    Paolo, who is the publisher of the right-wing newspaper Il Giornale and head of investment group Paolo Berlusconi Finanziaria, made the remark during the installation of Fabrizio Sala as candidate for Silvio’s People of Freedom party in Lombardy.
    At the end of his speech, he invited his audience to go and watch Mario Balotelli, the 22-year-old striker signed last week by Silvio’s AC Milan, play his first match against Udinese.
    “Let’s go and watch our household’s little n—-r [playing],” he said to laughter.
    “The girls here are all invited as well. They can have the chance to meet with Silvio Berlusconi.”

    http://tracking.si.com/2013/02/06/milan-vp-refers-to-mario-balotelli-with-racist-slur/
     
  47. RoyalShocker

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