Bama vs. UF Game Thread - Can Bama pull off the upset?

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  1. El Tiburon

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    Game starts at 3:30. My son has a soccer game (luckily on our home field) at 3:00. My guess is UF is down by at least 20 by the time I get home at 4:30’ish to tune in.

    But you know what? FUCK BAMA!
     
  2. TC

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    If AR-15 starts I predict Bama will be plugged full of holes
     
  3. electronic

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    The thread in which Florida fans predict they’ll lose by a million so that they can pound their chests when they merely lose by half a million.
     
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  4. Jigga

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    In Boca. I’m looking for a place to just stay down there to avoid watching
     
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  5. TC

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    Prove it year for Dan. Compete or the seat gets warm
     
  6. Phil Connors

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    Uncle junior5 goes down there a lot
     
  7. El Tiburon

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    I set my threshold to a quarter million before I consider bragging.
     
  8. El Tiburon

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    I think that’s a bit harsh. As long as there are no injuries and all the kids have fun, then we all win.
     
  9. UncleJesse

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    This is really what college athletics is all about.
     
  10. El Tiburon

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    And let us not forget all the friends we make along the way.
     
  11. UncleJesse

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    Saban angry. Sorry Gators.

    It’s all about accountability, and if it doesn’t get worked out soon there will be a “reckoning” this week in Gainesville where Alabama faces the No. 13 Florida Gators. Kickoff for that game is 2:30 p.m. on CBS.

    “Maybe we need more of this. When I was growing up, I worked for my dad, and every day at dinner he would (pound) the table and there was a reckoning for everything you were supposed to do that day,” Saban said. “If you didn’t do any of those things right you were going to do them again.


    “We might need a little of that somewhere along the line.”
     
  12. TrustyPatches

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  13. dblplay1212

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    I want to go to this game but it feels extra Covidy. I've been living pretty normal after being vax'd but going to a game in person feels reckless with a toddler at home.
     
  14. BayouMafia

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    Klatt told the story about "a reckoning every day" in relation to Cristobal's upbringing during the Ducks-Bucks game on Saturday as well. Hell of a lot of reckonings going around
     
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  15. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    The game is at 2:30 not 3:30 FWIW
     
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  16. TC

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    Go ahead and try to watch the game at 2:30 in Gainesville bud
     
  17. UncleJesse

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    Why would I ever want to do something like that?
     
  18. Boo MFer!

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    So much Word Docing. Can’t wait to see all the egg on everyone’s faces!
     
  19. Jigga

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    Maybe so you could have some class for once in your life
     
  20. Boo MFer!

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    Bad news, Bams! We’ve been purposely vanilla the last two weeks, and we’re unleashing it all on Saturday!

     
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  21. TC

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    Oh shit.
     
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  22. Boo MFer!

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    - Saban
     
  23. Detlef Schrempf

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    This is going to be bad
     
  24. Boo MFer!

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    For the Tide? I agree!
     
  25. El Tiburon

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    We need to stop giving Bama this cheap bulletin board material!!!

     
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  26. Saul Shabazz

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    professor personality is a terrible nickname
     
  27. Saul Shabazz

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    pretty solid running back though
     
  28. El Tiburon

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    This is a take I expect from someone who lacks professional personality credentials.
     
  29. Jake Scott

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    I think I will watch this game.
     
  30. roggins

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    I understand your hesitation going. All the unwashed Bama fans showing up has the potential for extra Covid. Jk. All my family is from Alabama. Looking forward to the one sided banter after the game.
     
  31. Owsley

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    Safe to assume losing Miller is a pretty big blow, no? Any updates on Richardson?
     
  32. southlick

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  33. El Tiburon

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    Richardson is a go. Miller is only a loss if you consider the ability to tackle opposing RBs to be important.
     
  34. Owsley

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    Wow, we might actually be in trouble now :pffft:
     
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  35. El Tiburon

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    All I know is that when Bama rings up 50 on us I’m going to tell anyone who will listen that the only reason it happened is because Bama’s offense is widely considered to be 8 times more potent than the Rams’ “Greatest Show on Turf” crew.
     
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  36. Dildo Dawgins

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    Call me crazy but I think Florida covers this 15, and isn't that what's really important?
     
  37. Hank Scorpio

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    "I like snuff films and pegging"

    - Anyone who enjoys this game. Probably.

    Not kink shaming
     
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  38. John McGuirk

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    Florida is going to wear some horrible looking uniforms, aren’t they?
     
  39. Detlef Schrempf

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    Hopefully the gator skin ones we wore against a and m a few years ago
     
  40. electronic

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    If Bama blows them out, I will laugh at “Disrespecting the flag” Dan. If Florida covers, I will declare this the end of the Saban dynasty. Win-win.
     
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  41. Boo MFer!

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    Not that he knows anything, but Desmond Howard predicted that Richardson would get more snaps than Jones.
     
  42. DaveGrohl

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    what a great post

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  43. JGator1

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    Miller isn't great but probably the best of a bad bunch. We have too many standup pass rushers not enough pure linebackers.
     
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  44. Prospector

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    Yes, I think Bama will somehow win this game by a bunch
     
  45. Clown

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    If Bama is smart they sandbag a bit and make Grantham look halfway competent, but that would also involve Grantham looking halfway competent
     
  46. Clown Baby

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    Wrong. We get Grantham fired so that you guys hire Pete Golding away from us.
     
  47. TC

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    #GOGATORS #JUMPMAN
     
  48. Snakes

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    I was at the game in the Swamp in 2011. To this day my favorite away game trip. We had so much fun at some mexican restaurant/bar. It was packed both nights and I believe Joakin Noah and Ryan Lochte (lol) were there. We also ended up at Balls both nights. Really fun atmosphere down there.

    The game was fun too. Florida scored first on a deep throw and the place was loud as hell. Of course we ended up beating the hell out of them but it was a great weekend. Highly recommend Gainesville.
     
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  49. Dump

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  50. Saul Shabazz

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    r u srs rite now