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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Clown Baby, Mar 6, 2018.
Who signed off on the awful memes to raise awareness for, uh, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?
As a citizen, I’m like “this is a waste of taxpayer money.” But as a father, I’m like “thanks for the heads up, Barks!”
who the fuck is chuck?
You’re not just a father. You’re a thread starter.
"The glowing is a thing. No one told me. That's fine"
You notice this thread, huh? As a father, I’m always making threads.
FAX THEM THE KNOWLEDGE, CHUCK
Can I Spliff it can usually explain weird memes
“Safety never takes a vacation, tell em Chuck”
Chuck-“yeah, what the dog said.”
"I'm still flying the smoke alarm sky chariot" sounds like a euphemism for smoking weed
I was totally against carbon monoxide detectors until Chuck faxed me the knowledge
An unhinged Chuck Yeager tries to break sound barrier with family dog. My column:
chuck tried to throw the knowledge once, but it was an errant toss that struck keith olbermanns mother in the head
Can I Spliff it is gonna start this same thread three days from now
I mean, it definitely draws your attention to the message, mainly because you are trying to make a connection that isn't there.
I mean, I know more about SIDS, Carbon Monoxide, and ladder safety than I did an hour ago. Thanks, Barks and Chuck!
I'm a fan
But are you now confused about Ducktective?
Seems like it should be Barks McRuffins
To be fair this is the best thing going on with our government right now
These read like theyre written by an indian telescammer on his lunch break.
Until Barks starts posting stuff like “why won’t women date good boys,” I’ll reserve judgment
Barks McWoofins seems like a really dumb name to me, but then I remembered this post i wrote in 1979 in response to the rollout of McGruff The Crime Dog.
Idk who that is
gfa how could you plagiarize aaron sankin like that
Sure you don’t, Aaron.
GFA plagiarizes Aaron Sorkin a bunch too. He’s always telling people how he’s “really quite something” and uses “not for nothing” way too much.
I was worried this day would finally come...
This can only end one way
If I'm reading this correctly, Chuck is presumably a human that is conversing with Barks, the dog. I think it's entirely reasonable to assume that the Son of Sam is controlling the social media accounts for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission.
these are hysterical
Going to start using "fax them the knowledge" around the office. Guessing it'll go:
"JUST EMAIL THE INFORMATION KAREN"
This is one cool government agency!
dammit I wanted to make a poochy reference and someone beat me to it.
This feels like one of those departments to which Trump forgot to install a director and no one is really sure of what to do so they’ve commandeered the official Twitter and just make memes all day. I support it.