Barks McWoofins

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  1. Clown Baby

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    Who signed off on the awful memes to raise awareness for, uh, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?

     
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  2. Clown Baby

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    As a citizen, I’m like “this is a waste of taxpayer money.” But as a father, I’m like “thanks for the heads up, Barks!”
     
  3. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    who the fuck is chuck?
     
  4. Bo Pelinis

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    You’re not just a father. You’re a thread starter.
     
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  5. Redav

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    "The glowing is a thing. No one told me. That's fine"

    .... what?
     
  6. Clown Baby

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    You notice this thread, huh? As a father, I’m always making threads.
     
  7. Clown Baby

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  8. Clown Baby

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    FAX THEM THE KNOWLEDGE, CHUCK
     
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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “Safety never takes a vacation, tell em Chuck”

    Chuck-“yeah, what the dog said.”
     
  13. Redav

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    "I'm still flying the smoke alarm sky chariot" sounds like a euphemism for smoking weed
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    I was totally against carbon monoxide detectors until Chuck faxed me the knowledge
     
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  16. Clown Baby

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    An unhinged Chuck Yeager tries to break sound barrier with family dog. My column:
     
  17. Taques

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  18. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    chuck tried to throw the knowledge once, but it was an errant toss that struck keith olbermanns mother in the head
     
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  19. Can I Spliff it

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  20. Clown Baby

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  21. MoJo

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    I mean, it definitely draws your attention to the message, mainly because you are trying to make a connection that isn't there.
     
  22. Can I Spliff it

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    [​IMG]
     
  23. Clown Baby

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    I mean, I know more about SIDS, Carbon Monoxide, and ladder safety than I did an hour ago. Thanks, Barks and Chuck!
     
  24. mb711

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    I'm a fan
     
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  25. herb.burdette

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    But are you now confused about Ducktective?
     
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  27. BayouMafia

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    Seems like it should be Barks McRuffins
     
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  29. GoodForAnother

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    To be fair this is the best thing going on with our government right now
     
  30. Nole96SC

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    These read like theyre written by an indian telescammer on his lunch break.
     
  31. Clown Baby

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    Until Barks starts posting stuff like “why won’t women date good boys,” I’ll reserve judgment
     
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  32. Duck Smoker

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    Barks McWoofins seems like a really dumb name to me, but then I remembered this post i wrote in 1979 in response to the rollout of McGruff The Crime Dog.

     
  33. wes tegg

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    :dubioustrump:
     
  34. GoodForAnother

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    Idk who that is
     
  35. Joe_Pesci

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    gfa how could you plagiarize aaron sankin like that
     
  36. wes tegg

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    Sure you don’t, Aaron.
     
  37. Clown Baby

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    GFA plagiarizes Aaron Sorkin a bunch too. He’s always telling people how he’s “really quite something” and uses “not for nothing” way too much.
     
  38. Fancy

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    I was worried this day would finally come...
     
  39. Taffy

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    This can only end one way
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  40. jhooked

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    If I'm reading this correctly, Chuck is presumably a human that is conversing with Barks, the dog. I think it's entirely reasonable to assume that the Son of Sam is controlling the social media accounts for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission.
     
  41. EdmondDantes

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    these are hysterical
     
  42. Bruce Bowen

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    Going to start using "fax them the knowledge" around the office. Guessing it'll go:
    "Wat"
    "JUST EMAIL THE INFORMATION KAREN"
     
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  43. Mix

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    This is one cool government agency!

     
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  44. kezarmyaj

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    dammit I wanted to make a poochy reference and someone beat me to it.
     
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  45. prerecordedlive

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    This feels like one of those departments to which Trump forgot to install a director and no one is really sure of what to do so they’ve commandeered the official Twitter and just make memes all day. I support it.
     
  46. Taffy

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    Somebody? Somebody?
     
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