As a citizen, I’m like “this is a waste of taxpayer money.” But as a father, I’m like “thanks for the heads up, Barks!”
chuck tried to throw the knowledge once, but it was an errant toss that struck keith olbermanns mother in the head
I mean, it definitely draws your attention to the message, mainly because you are trying to make a connection that isn't there.
I mean, I know more about SIDS, Carbon Monoxide, and ladder safety than I did an hour ago. Thanks, Barks and Chuck!
Barks McWoofins seems like a really dumb name to me, but then I remembered this post i wrote in 1979 in response to the rollout of McGruff The Crime Dog.
GFA plagiarizes Aaron Sorkin a bunch too. He’s always telling people how he’s “really quite something” and uses “not for nothing” way too much.
If I'm reading this correctly, Chuck is presumably a human that is conversing with Barks, the dog. I think it's entirely reasonable to assume that the Son of Sam is controlling the social media accounts for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission.
Going to start using "fax them the knowledge" around the office. Guessing it'll go: "Wat" "JUST EMAIL THE INFORMATION KAREN"
This feels like one of those departments to which Trump forgot to install a director and no one is really sure of what to do so they’ve commandeered the official Twitter and just make memes all day. I support it.