Barks McWoofins

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    #BarksMcWoofins is my actual son and I would protect him with my life. This is patriotism in its purest form.
     
  2. kezarmyaj

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    good work tmb, if you google 'barks mcwoofins' this thread is the #1 result
     
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  3. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    Bark McWoofins related to Doc McStuffins?
     
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  4. LuPoor

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  5. Nandor the Relentless

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    :ded:
     
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  6. Nandor the Relentless

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    Barks McWoofins is a good dog, a very good dog.
     
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  7. Lawnole23

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    More Barks pls.
     
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  8. SC

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    Much better than Sexual Harassment Panda.

     
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  9. football501

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    This characters name made me think of this...
     
  10. Doc Louis

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    It's true, Colorado is known as the invisible killer
     
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  11. LuPoor

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    They have heard your plea
     
  12. BamaNug

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    USCPSC needs to work on a collaboration with #DaShareZone

    Can I Spliff it make it happen
     
  13. The Blackfish

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    Good job accomplished thread stater Clown Baby
     
  14. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  15. The Blackfish

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    Haven't you heard? He started the TMB Dad's Thread to pass on his knowledge of fatherhood gained through personal first hand experience. Its the first and most official Dad's thread on TMB.
     
  16. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    But he isn’t a dad so that’s impossible. You can’t start a dad thread if you aren’t a dad. It’s science.
     
  17. The Blackfish

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    He's been identifying as a dad for over 20 years.
     
  18. BellottiBold

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    Read "NEW MCWOOFINS" and heard 3 airhorn bursts in my head
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    My two kids, Boyd and Dewey, as well as my Famous Original Clown Baby’s Original Famous Dad’s of TMB thread would suggest otherwise.
     
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  20. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Feel bad for chuck having to take orders from a dog
     
  21. Clown Baby

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  22. Nandor the Relentless

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    Never heard of wall straps for furniture. Barks McWoofins saving kids lives. Good thing he tweeted it instead of me having to rely on Chuck to fax it. Could have killed someone waiting for that to come in.
     
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  23. Arkadin

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    Why are you still climbing on furniture Shawn
     
  24. Nandor the Relentless

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    I live in a town with a population under 10K, I've got to do something to pass the time.
     
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  25. Tobias

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    SEND A PIGEON WITH THE TIPS, CHUCK
     
  26. kezarmyaj

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    chartruese unicorn :roll:
     
  27. Tiffin

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    The follow up tweet too serious for my liking.



    Needs more McWoofins.
     
  28. prerecordedlive

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    lol at the front legs on that dresser. Poor kid was doomed from the start.
     
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  29. 941Gator

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    Funny to me how easily the public is won over and takes direction. I read on another site that McWoofin has children with 3 different females in 2 States.
     
  30. VaxRule

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    You knew his parents didn’t love him when they gave him a CRT television.
     
  31. kezarmyaj

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  32. yaywaffles

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    wait, chuck's a pigeon?
     
  33. jrmy

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    Chuck is a pigeon that sends faxes and also other carrier pigeons to deliver good info to people about products
     
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    Last edited: Mar 9, 2018
  34. LuPoor

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    He's like king of the pigeons
     
  35. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

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  36. IanBoyd

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    what about

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  37. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Interesting fact: Chuck did close to 4 years for drug trafficking.
     
  38. Joe_Pesci

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    He was just trying to support his family. He didn't know what he was carrying
     
  39. DirtBall

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    Fuck the fuck off with Chuck being a giant pigeon. Completely ruins the illusion of a magic glowing dog dedicated to consumer safety and tweeting. Also, if he can ride a Carbon Monoxode detector wherewver he wants why does he need to ride a pigeon?
     
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  40. Joe_Pesci

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    The carbon monoxide detector only moves at 140% of run speed whereas a pidgeon moves at 300%
     
  41. EdmondDantes

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    So many twists and turns in this tale.
     
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  42. Clown Baby

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  43. Nandor the Relentless

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    Flying toasters, wtf?
     
  44. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    I still can’t believe our tax dollars are producing this
     
  45. 941Gator

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    someone please make a twitter for Chuck the Pigeon and after a few subtle tweets about pool safety, start tweeting that Bark McWoofins doesn't pay for his own drinks and never calls his children.
     
  46. Clown Baby

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    My favorite part about this latest meme is that it’s a play on a Jimmy Buffett lyric
     
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  47. VaxRule

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    The government does good things from time to time.
     
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  48. Clown Baby

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    The hits just keep coming from these guys



     
  49. Beachy Toast

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