Barstool Thread 2.0

then she DDTs Tex right before he is about to win.

 

sam ponder takes out pres with a folding chair right before the fight starts

 

for those that don't wanna watch all the prelim stuff, pres said during the weigh-in that they're planning on the main event to start around 10:30

 

prelim stuff is the best goddamn part

 

I am most excited for the dump truck driver vs the janitor and the problem kid vs whoever he is fighting

 

Are we gonna get Pres, KFC, and Big Cat as the broadcasters? Anybody know?

 

pres and all business pete

 

KFC didn't make the trip. Big Cat is ringside with Hank

 

THAT'S GOTTA BE...THAT'S GOTTA BE SPAIN. BAH GAWD THAT'S SARAH SPAIN'S MUSIC!

 

I don't particularly care who wins just as long as one of them absolutely obliterates the other.

 

Pretty sure either one of them is going to get knocked the hell out in the first round.

Or they wildly swing at each other without connecting in the first and then huff and puff their way through the second and third. This leads to a decision that one of them won't like so we'll get part 2 next year.

 

i watched the barstool 24/7 things last night. hank might have the slowest hands i've ever seen.

 

I truly believe Tex is going to fuck him up.

 

hank has like negative chin

 

After watching Hank's training videos and hearing him talk about how much he hates running, Tex should just go out there and chill the first round. Let Hank punch all his energy out and then beat his ass in the second round.

 

the huge flaw in this plan is how wildly out of shape tex is as well

 

Yeah but if he doesn't do anything in the first round, then he'll have energy in the second while Hank is done.

I guess either side could use that strategy. Hell I guess Hank is probably more likely to actually show restraint.

 

it's not like this is a 12 round fight--isn't it three rounds? that's like 6 minutes

 

3 - 1 minute rounds.

 

Tex wins this easily.

He's bigger, stronger, has heavier hands, fought in this competition before, and is psycho. I don't care for either of them, but all signs point to tex winning.

 

you guys act like Tex is good. At anything. Did you watch him last year?

 

To be fair, he did go against one of the better fighters in the tournament last time.

Hank’s uppercut loop may be the softest “punch” I’ve ever seen.

 

hank punches like i do when i have a dream involving me fighting

 

ria's dad is electric

 

Caleb and Rone doing interviews is the most perfect role for anyone in any role ever

 

It’s sad how excited I am for this.

 

same. i've made some poor decisions to reach this point in life

 

Anyone gonna share a stream for tonight?

 

why didn't you just pay the 10 bucks

 

People pirate literally every paid sporting event under the son and you're gonna give me shit for doing it for this one too?

 

Know one of the fighters pretty well. I think his fighting name is "Vito the torpedo". Dude is like 6'5", 400lbs. He may kill someone.

#excites

 

boxing/wwe costs 50+

people pirate games because they don't have the cable channels that cost hundreds a year.

I'll venmo you 5 dollars if it gets you to buy it

 

calm down, bro

 

Sorry I don't think watching the mentally handicapped fight online is worth any amount of money especially when there are thousands of videos of just that on other websites

 

Dave was basically broken financially after the black Friday telethon. I waited until today to buy so I could give $15 in support of the stool.

 

Tex could use the Homer Simpson method and just take punches and do nothing until Hank is tired and then just push him over.

 

barstool can barely keep the lights on and you want to steal their product? vile

 

For the record I think Tex eats Hank alive.

 

This is exciting. I hate you all for making me go. But I’m excite.

 

Her dad is amazing and my god I've never seen a softer punch than Hank was throwing at that heavy bag.

This is about to be a bloodbath.

 

tex fears nothing. he’ll beat up the boss it doesn’t matter #prayforhank

 

Still haven’t been able to buy the fight. Doesn’t let me type in the boxes to sign up for an account

 

do you not own a computer

 

You can watch it at my place, friend