Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
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    Perfect guy to do beer reviews. "I don't like dark beers."

    He's inspired me to do a Lawnole tequila review. Note. I do not like tequila.
     
  2. Talking Head

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    Is it gay to touch dicks with another dude if it is inside a girl's mouth? #embracedebate
     
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  3. Talking Head

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    73. Flash Michael Brodisky (god bless this man).

    Look at this smug boobie watching mother fucker :americafuckyeah:

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. devine

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    People are not happy about Francis latest video


     
  5. wes tegg

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    That's pretty lame.
     
  6. CUAngler

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    I love the mailbag stuff he does and the stories about his dad's golf game. Mr borelli sounds incredible.
     
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  7. bro

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    loved Donnie's Yaba song
     
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  8. bro

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    Who knew Francis was the first person to ever make a death bed joke! Time to get up in arms
     
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  9. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    "Was he on his death bed?" "No, he was on his regular bed."
     
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  10. Houndster

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    And laughter is the best medicine
     
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  11. Thoros of Beer

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    fuck, this is literally the scofflaw episode of seinfeld
     
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  12. kslim

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    reminds me of when smitty asked colon if his mom was wearing a sign that said she had lupus
     
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  13. wes tegg

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    And it's not like cancer is even the point of the joke. Or like he's talking about that guy's daughter.
     
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  14. Jack Parkman

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  15. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    :loldog:Liz getting on Dave's gambling just to be able to come over the top with she doesn't gamble anymore, but she was up when she stopped.
     
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  16. devine

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    Espn is literally copying everything barstool does. They have Marty smith traveling around in a conversion van doing interviews. Then things like this

     
  17. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Well yeah, Barstool is kicking their ass with the most valuable demographics.
     
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  18. D. Silver

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    Excited to hear Dave and Alarmingly Stupid call games later today.

     
  19. MA

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    Sad day for me. Sirius asked for a login this morning.
     
  20. D. Silver

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    I know you're reading this, don't die.

    maybe he's just covering an event?
     
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  21. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    who are those two guys?

    Barstool and UFC seem like they are made for each other, even though there aren't many UFC guys at the company
     
  22. D. Silver

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    No clue
     
  23. bro

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    what a jew-y duo


    - a jew
     
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  24. D. Silver

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    It's game 1, no way Dave makes it.

    [​IMG]
     
  25. Talking Head

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    Is there a link to this or is it on Sirius?
     
  26. D. Silver

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    Barstool's twitter

    it's amazing

    I'm guessing they will pop in to do the final 5 minutes or so of each game on twitter then on the radio when BSR is on.
     
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  27. bro

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  28. D. Silver

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  29. dome foam

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    i'm not sure why he felt it was necessary to throw in the cancer. i thought it was just stupid. just say you are on your death bed, the bit still works.
     
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  30. bro

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    what is the legality of calling play by play for games owned by CBS/Turner
     
  31. D. Silver

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    I'd guess its a no-no but Dave said it last week, they don't really care until someone tells them to stop.
     
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  32. Teflon Queen

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    :gross:

    PMT can’t break away soon enough
     
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  33. dome foam

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    go pres go.
     
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  34. Thoros of Beer

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  35. wes tegg

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    Because he thought he had cancer because of a wrong diagnosis.
     
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  36. Houndster

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    Big Cat isn’t ever leaving Barstool
     
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  37. dome foam

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    ah i stopped watching after a few minutes. nevermind then.
     
  38. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Hope Turner doesn't ruin this for us
     
  39. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    goal for Barstool should be to own rights to games and announce them with a focus on gambling and uncensored. Always thought there was a market for it but getting the rights to games is nearly impossible.
     
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  40. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Liz. :lovelove:
     
  41. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    Would be awesome but getting rights is expensive af
     
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  42. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    McAfee calling NFL games would be outstanding. He’d be incredible at play by play and as a color guy.
     
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  43. D. Silver

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    Need to call Uncle Pete aka the big swinging dick at the cracker factory.
     
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  44. Chocolate Giddyup

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    As long as he keeps his edibles eaten number under 2.5 he was a bit much at RnR
     
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  45. * J Y *

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    She’s coming off as kind of yuck the last few days. Making real slutty comments in her spin zone deal which really isn’t working out, just not very funny. Plus her mouth is upside down. If that’s your biggest celeb crush then you are in luck bc you can get her.
     
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  46. jbr

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    boothisman.gif
     
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  47. D. Silver

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    [​IMG]
     
  48. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    Far left is Lorenzo Fertitta, claim to fame: his son is a walk-on scholarship special teamer on ND’s football team. He also used to be majority owner of the UFC.
     
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