Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. D. Silver

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    :laugh:

    Dave: After the bombings, it took years before I could make another marathon joke. Much like Clancy with the kids. One of my shticks just got ripped from me, I couldn’t do it any more. Two really bad events that took easy jokes right away from me.

    Comparing the Boston Bombings and KFC's infidelities.
     
  2. D. Silver

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    Also the latest Stool Scenes is reason #158 why Carrabis stinks.

    Zero self awareness. Also shout out YP for blurring out the starbucks cups. No free ads. That and they get a ton of money from Dunkin Donuts.
     
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  3. teel

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    I got the chipotle bacon sandwich from dunkin this morning. Incredible. Viva la dunkin.
     
  4. bro

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    YP on KFC radio is insanely funny
     
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  5. dahldennsull

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  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. Quick

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    I’m officially addicted to boozin burgers
     
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  8. Jack Parkman

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    Kid is so easy to troll

     
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  9. DuffandMuff

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    Damn his shoulder really get that fucked up from the fight? Or cumulative damage from playing baseball.

    Gotta imagine health insurance at barstool is shit.
     
  10. *DIESEL*

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  11. kslim

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    Wow rundown was top notch

    Rip yp

    Rip Dallas Braden

    Rip pitching ninja
     
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  12. 1 other person

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    Yp seemed like he never made the connection and has to rethink his life now
     
  13. Jack Parkman

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    Cliffs?
     
  14. kslim

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    Watch it, trust me. Too much to explain
     
  15. bro

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  16. GGCD

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    ooooooh boy.

    Passan wrote an article about the whole pitching ninja thing, and KFC responded. They had a back and forth battle of words on twitter, then Passan dropped a fucking A-Bomb out of nowhere.

     
  17. D. Silver

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  18. HOOSINSC

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    YP telling the nut
    i thought "a-bomb" meant some kind of foul language and re-read the tweet 4 or 5 times wondering wtf you were talking about. anyways i'll see myself out.
     
  19. GGCD

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    I meant it as an absurd escalation in conflict that immediately ended their war of words.

    Obvious shot at KFC's family troubles.
     
  20. bro

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    Passan looks like a little bitch in that exchange, imhv
     
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  21. HOOSINSC

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    also i was gonna post something about YP's nut belly story and got distracted last night. the remnants of that post were saved and not deleted by me. i am having a rough week.
     
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  22. Ty Webb

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    Did we get pictures of YP’s sister? Listening to the latest rundown this morning has me curious.
     
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  23. bro

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    watch the rundown and they show her. Towards the middle-end
     
  24. Houndster

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    That was Lana Rhodes, you dummy
     
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  25. bro

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  26. wes tegg

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  27. wes tegg

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    Tummy Sticks is PFT, isn't he?
     
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  28. bro

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    Ya, I get it Wes.

    Just still cringeworthy.
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    Not a particularly good blog, but I think "cringeworthy" is a bit of an overreaction.
     
  30. devine

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    It was really bad you are letting your crush cloud your judgement
     
  31. devine

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    If it was directed at trolling the 15 commenters then it worked in that regard at least
     
  32. wes tegg

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    Them and bro.
     
  33. devine

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    I find it nearly impossible to believe that one of the best marathoners in the world doesn’t know what a Fitbit is
     
  34. FarmerBrown

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    [​IMG]
     
  35. HOOSINSC

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  36. spagett

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    I feel like Big Cat had a really good explanation as to why she doesn't, though.
     
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  37. D. Silver

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    Uncle Chaps getting a show on Sirius.
     
  38. bro

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    hope it is the Delilah type show he has discussed
     
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  39. devine

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    This may be it. Within 30 minutes of each other



     
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  40. D. Silver

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  41. bro

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  42. Cabs

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  43. Tobias

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    he’s a disgusting human being
     
  44. Jack Parkman

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  45. Jack Parkman

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    He 100% snuck in a bunch of cans of gravy didn’t he
     
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  46. HOOSINSC

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    is that a new belt?
     
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  47. devine

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    On PMT? I thought he just explained to her what it was then they moved on