Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. Detlef Schrempf

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    Magnisis
     
  2. wes tegg

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    My first thought. At least magnesis had a magnetic strip on it...
     
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  3. Lawnole23

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    For those that aren’t Gold, we all received a card.

    It is made of metal. It is a navy blue if I recall with a barstool logo in the corner. That’s it.

    I’m going to start doing this for clients. If you send me business I’ll give you a lawnole card and the color depends on how many cases a month you send. Benefits of the card to be determined at a later date.
     
  4. dahldennsull

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    also, this is just too perfect:

    4. Falcons owner- They dont call him Shootin’ Blanks for nothing folks. He strikes me as a guy who has trained himself through a series of Kegel exercises to have phantom orgasms in a sly nod to Atlantas great sports history- always close to finishing but the ultmate reward never comes. The greatest modern day equivlant to Sissyphus rolling his boulder uphill for the rest of eternity is being made to jack off Arthur Blank untill the Falcons win a superbowl. Almost makes 28-3 worth it if your a Falcons fan
     
  5. Jack Parkman

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    YP being replaced by hank?



     
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  6. Harrison Beck

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    I'd guess that's more to do with YP working on barstool outdoors than anything else. He built stool scenes from the ground up
     
  7. Detlef Schrempf

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    I just subscribed a week ago, how long does it take to get this magnificent piece?
     
  8. Flagpole

    Flagpole ps your cunt is in the sink
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    I’m only about 20 minutes in but the mickstape with marty mush is funny as shit
     
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  9. D. Silver

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    He just lost a shit ton of money on the Duke game. He was live streaming it and is now currently on the floor muttering "I can't go on a payment plan again"

    [​IMG]
     
  10. teel

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  11. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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  12. Detlef Schrempf

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    If that’s real it’s the most poorly formatted bulletin I’ve ever seen.
     
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  13. teel

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  14. LeonardWashington

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    miss the last few PMTs, can I get some cliffs on the Hank/AOC thing?
     
  15. Tobias

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    hank is pretending to be a duke fan again

    he literally referred to their best player as rj hunter for an entire episode

    he’s an absolute garbage human being and deserves the worst things in life
     
  16. Corky Bucek

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    Hope Carrabis solely just got grouped together with them because the NFL thinks he's tool.
     
  17. Kirk Fogg

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    He’s talking about Alex O’Connell
     
  18. teel

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    Since Hank can get shit on for numerous other things I will be fair and note that he did grow up a Duke fan because his dad went there
     
  19. devine

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    The problem is he doesn’t actually care about them
     
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  20. Tobias

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    doesnt follow anything besides their basketball team and then only when theyre really good. doesnt even know the names of their players. he's a fake ass fan and a dogshit human being
     
  21. Room 15

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    He tweeted about the Duke player AOC and politics twitter went after him.
     
  22. DuffandMuff

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    Love the Twitter commenters who have to point out that it’s barstool SPORTS any time a non sports related tweet is made.

    Keep fighting, you idiots.
     
  23. wes tegg

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    That seems a bit over the top.
     
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  24. Tobias

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    all duke and boston fans are trash so i have to respectfully disagree
     
  25. Room 15

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    They don’t call him To-Biased for nothin
     
  26. Bruce Wayne

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    The NFL just keeps feeding them content

     
  27. HOOSINSC

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    hank is the best. the AOC bit is great
     
  28. HOOSINSC

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    Tobias and devine being Glenny Balls stans, yet hating someone with actual talent like Hank makes perfect sense.
     
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  29. Tobias

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    burger reviews shit on anything hank has ever done

    go glenny go
     
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  30. LeonardWashington

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    Glenny is at least literate...
     
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  31. Gallant Knight

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    Does anyone give a f about their basketball team when the team sucks? I sure as shit dgaf
     
  32. devine

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    I’ve watched every game this year
     
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  33. wes tegg

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    I’ve watched every game for years and we’ve never been good.
     
  34. Gallant Knight

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    If I could fuck Ria whenever I wanted I also would not plan my nights around duke @ va tech
     
  35. teel

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    The #1 internet troll has toby and devine fired up lol

    [​IMG]
     
  36. teel

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    toby and devine are gonna be shoving meat down their throats with glenny while hank is at the club with the fordham pussy patrol

    [​IMG]
     
  37. devine

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    How many Comedy Central specials has hank been featured on? Exactly
     
  38. D. Silver

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    Can’t argue facts.
     
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  39. teel

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    uh oh lol

    [​IMG]
     
  40. TDCD

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    he was on BVT
     
  41. TDCD

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    hank isn't funny at all when he tries, but the unintentional humor he brings is hilarious

     
  42. devine

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    And we all saw how that turned out!
     
  43. Kirk Fogg

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    PROVE IT
     
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  44. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  45. teel

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    I'm starting to see a lot of #daddygang in tinder/bumble bios. Terrifying.

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  46. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    For tinder purposes.. That's fantastic.
     
  47. D. Silver

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    Yeah, seems pretty great to me. Now if you’re trying to find something serious, run the opposite direction.
     
  48. teel

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    Sheesh

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  49. devine

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    What does call her daddy mean? Always wondered that
     
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  50. D. Silver

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    Big Ev moving to the 3rd floor and they install a camera in the snack room.

    :ded: