Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. Mr. Bean

    Mr. Bean Well-Known Member

    BTW was not aware SNL parodied Tommy Smokes (does anyone watch SNL?) but that’s pretty much where Barstool is right now. SNL is using their interns’ appearances on cable news as content to parody
     
  2. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
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    “will it be a vibe” :laugh:
     
  3. Pelican Grove

    Pelican Grove You know me
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    Have Fran and Ria banged anyone else from ‘Stool other than Hank
     
  4. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    No. Frans had a bf this whole and and aria and hank pretty much got together at the start of her time there.
     
  5. AubCabs

    AubCabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    youre fucking weird, dude
     
  6. Pelican Grove

    Pelican Grove You know me
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    I am weird. But I've come to discover over the years that TMB is full of some weird motherfuckers.
     
  7. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    everybody is banging
     
  8. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    No rumors that I’m aware of.

    Not counting the 3-some between call her daddy girls and PFT.
     
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  9. FarmerBrown

    FarmerBrown Well-Known Member
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    It’s the year of sex, haven’t your heard. Or the sex olympics. Either way Marty Mush is the commissioner.
     
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  10. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    How long until the call her daddy crew makes content out of banging Glenny Balls? I can see the blog now, and it ends with: “Overall Experience: 6.9 balls”
     
  11. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    That reminded me of Big Cat telling the story about some stoolie asking him if anybody ever “took a run at Nardini.”
     
  12. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  13. Gallant Knight

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    Is she married

    Because I would make a run at her
     
  14. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Yeah with kids
     
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  15. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Ria could easily hook up with any athlete she wants. Matter of time until she leaves hank
     
  16. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    Hank is an undefeated boxer
     
  17. Gallant Knight

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    girls I know who dated Astros and Texans didn’t have that much fun after the initial omg I’m dating an athlete phase wore off
     
  18. Corch

    Corch Cowboy hat from Gucci
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    Ria and Fran are both very attractive.
     
  19. Corch

    Corch Cowboy hat from Gucci
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    Ria is hotter tho
     
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  20. FarmerBrown

    FarmerBrown Well-Known Member
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    Sorry that’s a terrible take.
     
  21. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    lets face it, these girls could be having sex with a lot of dudes... if they wanted to.
     
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  22. Corch

    Corch Cowboy hat from Gucci
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    It's correct though
     
  23. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Your boss?
     
  24. Gallant Knight

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    Lots of people fuck their bosses
     
  25. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He almost got knocked the fuck out by tex
     
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  26. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Ria’s ass is out of this world

    That’s really all I have to say
     
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  27. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    if tex was simply able to stand up like a normal human, he woulda smoked hank
     
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  28. Druce

    Druce Fuck football.
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  29. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    And is the heir to some taco bell fortune
     
  30. SuperCam

    SuperCam Well-Known Member
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    Someone called into the Kentucky radio show and asked for them to bring the Call Her Daddy girls :roll:
     
  31. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    this. Ria is sluttier and dresses in tight clothes with her tits hanging out every day, and it makes her more attractive. She is still naturally attractive, but if she dressed like Fran she would go down, and if Fran dressed like Ria people wouldn't be able to shut up about her.
     
  32. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    yp lighting up gaz for being a creep is the best thing to come out of the Stanley cup finals.

     
  33. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
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    Perfectly stated
     
  34. D. Silver

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    I see you Kirk.

     
  35. Jack Parkman

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    I can only imagine how non sober Tex is these days

    :tebow:
     
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  36. Tony Wonder

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    Jilly > Billy ?

     
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  37. C Yank

    C Yank Ducks by 90
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    Give me billy football any day
     
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  38. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Billy football concentrating on d-3 football is still the WOAT move
     
  39. D. Silver

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    "I'm Jilly Football and I'm here to fuck shit up"

    lol jesus
     
  40. killerwvu

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    And he doesn't even start/play
     
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  41. Señor Cockblock

    Señor Cockblock Eastside to the westside
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  42. LeonardWashington

    LeonardWashington every year gon be our year
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    I miss ol Billy being on PMT. Guy was a content/take machine
     
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  43. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  44. Mr. Bean

    Mr. Bean Well-Known Member

    Ambulance :laugh:
     
  45. D. Silver

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  46. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  47. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  48. D. Silver

    D. Silver Russian Gas
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  49. kslim

    kslim EMAW
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    If you haven’t watched watched stool scenes at least watch the first minute
     
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  50. Tony Wonder

    Tony Wonder Well-Known Member
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    I could watch him light Pete up 24/7
     
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