Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Holy fuck the video of Big Cat and PFT in the ESPN cafeteria. I'm dying.
     
  2. Andy Reocho

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  3. Cousin Eddie

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    I love how SVP knows all the jokes. One bite! Everyone knows the rules.
     
  4. Mr. Bean

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    Glennyballs is low key a phenomenal blogger
     
  5. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I'm always surprised if Hank says something mildly clever, because he has a dumb voice
     
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  6. allothersnsused

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    The Totinos Tourist blogs killed me.
     
  7. Chocolate Giddyup

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  8. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Liked how Dave found the spot on the court where Decker couldn't shoot because the tree was in his way to win horse.
     
  9. teel

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    Nate actually doing something?



    OAR was the shit back in the day, saw them at MSG in high school and it's probably still the most fun I've ever had at a concert. Poker is the GOAT live song don't @ me.

     
  10. Cabs

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    Big Cat asking Ice Cube about the N word and Ice Cube asking him what the N word stood for :laugh:
     
  11. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Glenny pretty much has to be hired on full time when he's done interning, right?

    Guy is electric.
     
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  12. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    He's already been hired, so has Ria
     
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  13. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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  14. GGCD

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    dynamite drop in monty
     
  15. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    k.
     
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  16. Bruce Wayne

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    What does she do besides be the only hot girl there?
     
  17. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    His real name STINKS. Hate hate hate hate.

     
  18. wes tegg

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    Oh, how I have missed Jerry Thornton blogs...
     
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  19. GGCD

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    You do know this chick works there as well, right??

    Spoilered for obvious reasons.

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  20. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    i really want Nardini to have an office fling and it become content.
     
  21. wes tegg

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    Nard dog was obviously a fantastic hire. I don't know if that's the reason, but you hear a whole lot less about how sexist Barstool is now.
     
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  22. thegenerel

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    I have a decent OAR story.

    - Went to OAR in August
    - Girl standing behind me looked familiar, unsure why
    - Hit me that it was my best friend from when I was 4-6, but I moved 25 years ago and did not see her or talk to her since then
    - We ended up talking and hanging out the rest of the show
    - After it ended I turned around to invite her and her friends/family out with us for a drink, her older sister's 5'2" girlfriend hit me with a "I want to fight you" shove. zero reason for this.
    - Thought I was going to have to defend myself from a girl a foot shorter than me, but bystanders pulled the girl away
    - We got split up in the crowd, later found the old friend on facebook, but she never responded to my message. :idk:
    - Fin.
     
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  23. Cousin Eddie

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    so sick of asa on KFC radio.
     
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  24. Mr. Bean

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    Her act is old

    Hopefully she's on a one yr contract
     
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  25. Andy Reocho

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  26. wes tegg

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    Cannot wait for the uproar over the cockfighting video.
     
  27. teel

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    If Riggs bangs the drunk reporter chick I'm gonna be so jealous


     
  28. HOOSINSC

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    hopefully Riggs can see how thirsty she is
     
  29. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    From multiple directions

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  30. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    Some times I wonder ?
    Do you know the state champion football team in the top classification for florida ?
    and just since this is barstool 101 .
    Would you consider the possibility of a Fla gator coach stopping at carol city to see a certain rb ?
     
  31. wes tegg

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    I'd hope so, Gubbs.
     
  32. teel

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  33. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    cook , lingard , curry , I,m takin davis .
     
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  34. wes tegg

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    Gubbs, you need to call into barstool radio to talk Florida Football.
     
  35. Thoros of Beer

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    she's kind of getting me hot and bothered
     
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  36. Andy Reocho

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    I'll buy her 3 shirts.
     
  37. Thoros of Beer

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    we really do need a tmb barstool liason, given that we are the only sports website that is more popular than them. gubbs would be a great pick or Chef Goldblum, he's pretty funny i guess
     
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  38. kslim

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    Just catching up on PMT, loved the mr. clean reference with SVP. "if youre bald and you clean your wife will fuck" "yeah she will suck your dick"
     
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  39. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Died at 'It's 2017, women can clean too'
     
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  40. allothersnsused

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    For some reason the SVP episode disappeared from my Podcast app. Did they take it down or did something fuck up on my phone?
     
  41. kslim

    kslim Guest

    which app?
     
  42. allothersnsused

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    Podcast app for iphone. Just went to the PMT page on the app and it's not there either.

    Hmm... hmm... hmm...
     
  43. kslim

    kslim Guest

    listened to it this morning on itunes so no clue, sorry man maybe check podcastone.
     
  44. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    It's still listed on the feed for me in the podcast app on my phone.
     
  45. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Them calling Hank on Monday's episode and treating it like they were callin Lenny Dykstra killed me.
     
  46. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    I just got this text from a stoolie chick friend (not to brag) and luckily I'm a loser that scrolls through Twitter all day during the week or I would have been Chaps'd pretty hard

     
  47. Houndster

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    Should have went with it and made her feel really uncomfortable.

    What's good for the goose is good for the gander
     
  48. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    not barstool but a recurring guest

     
  49. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    doc...i'm all fucked up
     
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  50. teel

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    Black twitter calling KFC a "bootleg ass Blake Shelton" is laugh out loud funny